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MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


suck beez nutz NDT

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Jmcrofts
Jan 7, 2008

just chillin' in the club
Lipstick Apathy

Business Octopus posted:

Dude doesn't even have a real science or nature paper

Sure he does

http://www.haydenplanetarium.org/tyson/curriculum-vitae#research

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post
Tyson wrecked his verse imo

Ivor Biggun
Apr 30, 2003

A big "Fuck You!" from the Keyhole nebula

Lipstick Apathy

Kung Food posted:

He's also a really prominent gamergater, lol

Is gamergate still a thing? That's really sad if it is.

RobattoJesus
Aug 13, 2002

Windows 98 posted:

How about "Tyson" you loving sperg

Tyson is a boxer

Beef Turret
Jul 9, 2009

by Lowtax

Moridin920 posted:

"how do you KNOW have you SEEN it yourself?!"


- a poor who has never been on a plane

Lmfao @ this guys rapsheet

Devian666
Aug 20, 2008

Take some advice Chris.

Fun Shoe

I remember this. It's taken out of context as he was providing a rebuttal to ICP's Miracles.

Lufiron
Nov 24, 2005
can someone please put this dumbass on a jet and make him fly around the world?

with all the wealth and success he raps/sings about, and oil at record lows, he can afford it

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

Beef Turret posted:

Lmfao @ this guys rapsheet

holy poo poo. 2 pages

Michael Bayleaf
Jun 4, 2006

Tortured By Flan

Beef Turret posted:

Lmfao @ this guys rapsheet

Really looking forward to seeing what it spells out

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

i think people are confusing him for bill cosby. common mistake

Lufiron
Nov 24, 2005

Robo Reagan posted:

tyson has reached the point in his career where he's done making scientific advancements and instead wants the entire world to see how dumb he is via twitter before he fades in to obscurity. it's the richard dawkin's method

financially, it's most profitable way if you think about it

Even if he ends up doing infomercials, that's just beer money

OMG JC a Bomb!
Jul 13, 2004

We are the Invisible Spatula. We are the Grilluminati. We eat before and after dinner. We eat forever. And eventually... eventually we will lead them into the dining room.

"Hi Mom. I'm calling to say that I'm ready to give our relationship another chance."

"This BLACK GODDESS has had her flower PLUCKED by the cruel oppressor! What say you, child creature!? Would you drag this ebony duchess into your chamber of depravity like all the others!?"

Jukeboxblues
Jul 29, 2015


Grimey Drawer

What is this suppose to be? Yeah I guess if you do value populating other lands there are going to be more people speaking your language. Thanks for the enlightenment. Hey did you know that China doesn't value human lives while England enjoys tea and scones? So worldwide there are more Chinese than White people. Really makes you think.

RobattoJesus
Aug 13, 2002

Jukeboxblues posted:

What is this suppose to be? Yeah I guess if you do value populating other lands there are going to be more people speaking your language. Thanks for the enlightenment. Hey did you know that China doesn't value human lives while England enjoys tea and scones? So worldwide there are more Chinese than White people. Really makes you think.

Gengis Khan raped a fuckload of women and now he's the ancestor of like 7% of asia, while Ghandi was celibate because his puny "god" told him rape was wrong. Makes you think.

Lil Bit O Vitriol
Jan 10, 2010

Jukeboxblues posted:

What is this suppose to be? Yeah I guess if you do value populating other lands there are going to be more people speaking your language. Thanks for the enlightenment. Hey did you know that China doesn't value human lives while England enjoys tea and scones? So worldwide there are more Chinese than White people. Really makes you think.

He's trying to say that when you focus your nations efforts towards scientific pursuits you get to gently caress poo poo up and no other loser nation can stop you.

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time

RobattoJesus posted:

Gengis Khan raped a fuckload of women and now he's the ancestor of like 7% of asia, while Ghandi was celibate because his puny "god" told him rape was wrong. Makes you think.

It really does.

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
And back then I was rapping for the hell of it
But nowadays we making weird tweets to stay relevant.

penus penus penus
Nov 9, 2014

by piss__donald
http://linkis.com/tchiya.wordpress.com/NKKQV

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

Actually Neil is loving dumb

He was once asked if the Gravity Gun from half life 3 could work in real life and the dumbass was like "Uhhh what's a gravity gun? Is it like a gun that blurhg blughr"

This was when I knew he was not as smart as me

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

Also Italy was Rome which is where "Romance" languages come from isn't it

Like Spanish? Not sure I'm watching a movie

penus penus penus
Nov 9, 2014

by piss__donald

Germstore posted:

And back then I was rapping for the hell of it
But nowadays we making weird tweets to stay relevant.

JazzFlight
Apr 29, 2006

Oooooooooooh!

what the gently caress even is this
some crazy lady accusing ndt of raping her in the most confusing word salad ever?

Business Octopus
Jun 27, 2005

Me IRL

You don't know what a science or nature paper actually is do you? Hint: it's not a paper in astronomical journal or some other journal with an impact factor of less than 10...

BigBoss
Jan 26, 2012

by Lowtax

thathonkey posted:

neil degrasse tyson just seems like the smuggest douchiest guy ever i dont care how smart he is it doesnt give him license to be such a turd.

he's like that guy that really really wants people to give him attention for how smart he is and constantly tries to show off his knowledge. lke we get it dude... earth is probably round... cool i guess??
Twitter kills idols faster than Mark David Chapman.

Wall Balls
Jun 3, 2007

Spanish Castle Magic

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.


Lol

Ape Fist
Feb 23, 2007

Nowadays, you can do anything that you want; anal, oral, fisting, but you need to be wearing gloves, condoms, protection.
Has he called Tyson an Uncle Tom yet?

Jukeboxblues
Jul 29, 2015


Grimey Drawer

Don Tacorleone posted:

Also Italy was Rome which is where "Romance" languages come from isn't it

Like Spanish? Not sure I'm watching a movie

Yes but you see relegion.

Kung Food
Dec 11, 2006

PORN WIZARD

It's funny because BB-8 is a real, practical effect, not cgi.

extra stout
Feb 24, 2005

ISILDUR's ERR

Jukeboxblues posted:

What is this suppose to be? Yeah I guess if you do value populating other lands there are going to be more people speaking your language. Thanks for the enlightenment. Hey did you know that China doesn't value human lives while England enjoys tea and scones? So worldwide there are more Chinese than White people. Really makes you think.


i like him a lot but yeah that quotes attempt to do something very easy (insult overly religious countries and praise "exploring" instead) accidentally justified essentially everything wrong with humanity

notice how everything is made in china? way to be busy building churches and fighting wars america, instead of legalizing slave labor, idiot bitches you could have been rich

The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine
Spanish may be a more spoken language but Italian Food is way more popular. :colbert:

gleebster
Dec 16, 2006

Only a howler
Pillbug
Well, we're all talking about this Bob dude, so I guess it worked.

Wintermutant
Oct 2, 2009




Dinosaur Gum

gleebster posted:

Well, we're all talking about this Bob dude, so I guess it worked.

Before this I thought B.O.B. was an Outkast song, so yeah

rakovsky maybe
Nov 4, 2008
which fyad poster turned twitter superstar is that guy?

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time

Kung Food posted:

It's funny because BB-8 is a real, practical effect, not cgi.

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

The Taint Reaper posted:

Spanish may be a more spoken language but Italian Food is way more popular. :colbert:

not in america pal.

dk2m
May 6, 2009
"stalin is way worse than hitler" - robert the rapper

loving lamo, what a world we live in

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post

Kung Food posted:

It's funny because BB-8 is a real, practical effect, not cgi.

It depends on what kinda of shot they are doing. It's likely they had 20 different version of BB-8 in different forms. One for green screen related poo poo, one battle damaged, etc. The gist of what I am saying is that he is very much correct that BB-8 sucks in the sand. BB-8 did suck in the sand while filming. I love NDT but yeah that was kinda of a lovely tweet. I think he was stretching at nitpicks for a space movie before the thing even came out. He really should be complaining about other things about Star Wars, like why haven't I seen it yet?

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Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
science? hell yeah!! religion? no thanks....idiot

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