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roymorrison
Jul 26, 2005
my history teacher literally screamed "BECAUSAE OF THOSE drat LIBERALS" when asked about textbooks in texas so i started recording class (also because its really hard to pay attention since he's all over the place)



25 jan not sure about today talked a lot about random stuff
21:25 "i've seen some strong black mothers"???
6:00 starts talking poo poo about china and gets real excited to say that socialist economics failed
10:35 fellow classmate thinks everyone in japan is 100 yrs old??
8:10 attempts to justify sweat shops?
11:00 starts talking about overpopulation then goes into dredd and bladerunner??
13:00 flexes his knowledge about japan yakuza etc etc
16:50 jewish girl leaves him heartbroken then we talk about arranged marriages

https://soundcloud.com/roy-mitchell-353416278/25jan

27 jan we learned about labor today but first we talked about some people getting shot

44:15 sources cited: sherlock holmes
46:30 sources cited: from hell
44:30 sources cited: great train robbery
38:10 sources cited: gangs of new york
2:30 welfare is bad poors are bad
24:00 epa knew
4:20 surfers are bad
6:35 columbia university nazi comparison
12:45 affordable care act...government bad...robots?
14:25 baltimore riots
25:40 IRS is bad
26:35 white people cocaine is better?
34:10 book stores cant keep up with rising wages
34:30 companies are leaving america
41:40 harvard teachers dont teach

take a shot whenever he excitedly reminds us about how bad socialism is
https://soundcloud.com/roy-mitchell-353416278/27jan

:siren: slavery was legal https://soundcloud.com/roy-mitchell-353416278/10-feb :siren:

roymorrison fucked around with this message at 22:33 on Feb 10, 2016

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Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
I'll listen to the professor. I might even learn something.

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

Si seņor

welcome 2 Clown Town
Aug 1, 2006

GALAXY'S #2 SCULL*!

*scrunt skull
is your professor a republican danny devito????

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

kiss him smack dab on the lips to show that you do not tolerate his hateful ways, God bless

cheesetriangles
Jan 5, 2011





Get him a really nice edition of some Ayn Rand books something hardbound on nice paper and a classy cover. Easiest A you will ever get.

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.
Degrees from universities in the South should only be valid in the South.

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

roymorrison posted:

my history teacher literally screamed "BECAUSAE OF THOSE drat LIBERALS" when asked about textbooks in texas so i started recording class (also because its really hard to pay attention since he's all over the place) it's kind of hit or miss but he has a few outbursts, nothing as substantial as the one that led me to buy the recorder. i'll post the audio if people are interested,


21:25 "i've seen some strong black mothers"???
6:00 starts talking poo poo about china and gets real excited to say that socialist economics failed
10:35 fellow classmate thinks everyone in japan is 100 yrs old??
8:10 attempts to justify sweat shops?
11:00 starts talking about overpopulation then goes into dredd and bladerunner??
13:00 flexes his knowledge about japan yakuza etc etc
16:50 jewish girl leaves him heartbroken then we talk about arranged marriages

post the link you loving oval office

basement jihadist
Oct 3, 2002

blow his kentucky fried cock

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Examples of successful socialist economies:

Radical and BADical!
Jun 27, 2010

by Lowtax
Fun Shoe
you should troll him as subtly as possible until your grade starts to drop. let us know exactly what it was that pushed him over the edge. get his meltdown on video if possible.

Calbiyum
May 18, 2015
Post it please think were in same class and i missed last weeks notes

wireframeskull
Dec 3, 2006

OP can I borrow your homework I want to "check" your answers against mine

Turtle Sandbox
Dec 31, 2007

by Fluffdaddy
Just write a paper on civil war hero general Sherman, he might literally die.

Beef Turret
Jul 9, 2009

by Lowtax
I'm sure socialist economics "failed" if it can turn 2 agrarian peasant societies into space exploring superpowers in less than 1 generation.

Radical and BADical!
Jun 27, 2010

by Lowtax
Fun Shoe

Colonel Cancer posted:

Examples of successful socialist economies:

your mother's vagina

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Claven666 posted:

your mother's vagina

Point taken, but I wouldn't call it successful.

A CRAB IRL
May 6, 2009

If you're looking for me, you better check under the sea

Claven666 posted:

your mother's vagina

Every worker gets a share

Fishy Joe
Apr 19, 2005
Eat at Fishy Joe's
Become better and better friends with him until one day he's sort of in love with you then blow him in a backalley and become a couple and get married and adopt a black baby and now you've saved america : )

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy
I had a southern teacher for Macro and Micro economics (i took him twice because he let us use our textbooks and notes on test day). I don't remeber what example he was trying to make but at one point he went off on a rant about how being gay is bad, and people just started leaving class mid lecture, and then the professor got really defensive. I would have hung out but like everyone was leaving and it was my last class of the day, so I went home. Obviously it was a pretty offensive rant, but it didn't really affect me too much, it was just so surreal.

This was like 2005 in a Philadelphia suburb

Paper With Lines
Aug 21, 2013

The snozzberries taste like snozzberries!
where did your prof go to grad school, op?

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

JakeP posted:

I had a southern teacher for Macro and Micro economics (i took him twice because he let us use our textbooks and notes on test day). I don't remeber what example he was trying to make but at one point he went off on a rant about how being gay is bad, and people just started leaving class mid lecture, and then the professor got really defensive. I would have hung out but like everyone was leaving and it was my last class of the day, so I went home. Obviously it was a pretty offensive rant, but it didn't really affect me too much, it was just so surreal.

This was like 2005 in a Philadelphia suburb
Millennials disrespecting the wisdom of their elders, ITT

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

Hey OP sometimes I like to pretend that Bruce Springsteen's "Thunder Road", "The River", and "Atlantic City" are all parts of the same story of a young couple progressing from youth, to failed 20's, to the death of the desperate young man while the woman waits for them to reconcile their relationship in Atlantic City.

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

roymorrison
Jul 26, 2005
https://soundcloud.com/roy-mitchell-353416278/25jan


21:25 "i've seen some strong black mothers"???
6:00 starts talking poo poo about china and gets real excited to say that socialist economics failed
10:35 fellow classmate thinks everyone in japan is 100 yrs old??
8:10 attempts to justify sweat shops?
11:00 starts talking about overpopulation then goes into dredd and bladerunner??
13:00 flexes his knowledge about japan yakuza etc etc
16:50 jewish girl leaves him heartbroken then we talk about arranged marriages

roymorrison
Jul 26, 2005
i'll start uploading the quizzes too because so far it's been a total shitshow with people complaining that he just pulls the questions out of his rear end while he talks about the complexion of the people living in the cities

roymorrison
Jul 26, 2005
oh yea this is a community college too in case you thought i was from some kind of ruling caste or something lmao

wireframeskull
Dec 3, 2006

this poo poo is amazing ty for uploading OP

just got to your prof using Fast and Furious: Tokyo Drift as a legitimate source for his lecture

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
whatever bro you're the one paying tuition for that idiot poo poo like a dumbass

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

Moridin920 posted:

whatever bro you're the one paying tuition for that idiot poo poo like a dumbass

wireframeskull
Dec 3, 2006

now he's talking about Dredd you have a cool prof that watches cool movies

dang Blade Runner hell yeah

Deceitful Penguin
Feb 16, 2011
Ah yes, China, that country where there's no room for anyone.



whoah no wait it has something with not wanting to be a dirt farmer instead whaaa

roymorrison
Jul 26, 2005

Moridin920 posted:

whatever bro you're the one paying tuition for that idiot poo poo like a dumbass

actually your taxes are paying for it

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations

Deceitful Penguin posted:

Ah yes, China, that country where there's no room for anyone.



whoah no wait it has something with not wanting to be a dirt farmer instead whaaa

im the two adjacent provinces whose names are separated only by a tone

wireframeskull
Dec 3, 2006

OP your prof seems kind of dumb but also p cool

you should smoke a joint with him sometime if youc an

watch out if he starts talking about his pet monkey though

LungBrothers
Oct 5, 2015

by Shine

roymorrison posted:

https://soundcloud.com/roy-mitchell-353416278/25jan


21:25 "i've seen some strong black mothers"???
6:00 starts talking poo poo about china and gets real excited to say that socialist economics failed
10:35 fellow classmate thinks everyone in japan is 100 yrs old??
8:10 attempts to justify sweat shops?
11:00 starts talking about overpopulation then goes into dredd and bladerunner??
13:00 flexes his knowledge about japan yakuza etc etc
16:50 jewish girl leaves him heartbroken then we talk about arranged marriages

lmao

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


Paper With Lines posted:

where did your prof go to grad school, op?

university of phoenix

Fire Barrel
Mar 28, 2010
Pretty blatant professor there. Although, there are actually some good history programs down south. It all depends on your academic interests.

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005

Colonel Cancer posted:

Examples of successful socialist economies:
united states of america
*utilizes a shitton of public infrastructure every day without pretending it was always just there, goes to gas station and buys gas that is the cheapest in the world thanks to a socialized effort to control global oil supplies, situation could only be improved with more socialism and less corporate overlords*

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gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005

whoflungpoop posted:

im the two adjacent provinces whose names are separated only by a tone
i love pushing into a ladys inner-mongolia

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