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A while ago, user Noyemi K posted a great thread where goons were encouraged to post innovative improvements to existing products and services. These could be big ideas like a postal service that ships live animals, or little ideas like a pair of shoes with springs in the heels so you can bounce into girls' bedroom windows at night and watch them sleep. Just try to keep them in the realm of plausibility. The example Noyemi gave as an invention that was too crazy was "a bicycle that could fly to the moon" which is obviously ludicrous. The last thread produced a lot of world changing ideas so I expect big things from the braintrust here at GBS. I'll start us off: a forums search tool that can search by title or content so I can link Noyemi K's old thread in this one. Also by posting in this thread you cede all intellectual property rights to your inventions to Somethingawful Forums User Applewhite Best Ideas Hell Yeah posted:a muffler for your car that makes hilarious fart sounds and they're very loud Doctor J Off posted:A USB hand for handshake simulation for diplomacy in star citizen Dr Cheeto posted:A refrigerator that uses a voice-activated air cannon to launch beers at thirsty owners Tomato Burger posted:Online dating website but for video games. You answer personality questions and it matches you with a video game that you may be interested in. Quote-Unquote posted:Facebook app that shares erotic dreams about coworkers Snorkzilla posted:A pair of underwear that tests the moisture content of your farts and lets you know if a shart is imminent. ghlbtsk posted:A baseball cap, the front of which is a hidden panel that contains a telescoping arm. Nigmaetcetera posted:A heavy wooden cabinet, stained dark and filled with thousands of intricately interlocking brass gears. In the center is a heavy crank, that when turned 50 times clockwise, activates the machine. As it springs to life, the cogs begin spinning and whirring in a clockwork waltz, the crank rapidly rotating 50 times counter-clockwise. At the end of this sequence, it will spit a card out of a slot on the front. The card will read "lol steampunk is gay". Quote-Unquote posted:a steam plugin that automatically installs all the nude anime mods for every game that has them (which is literally every game on pc) and then calls the police on you Paladinus posted:A post on a comedy forum where people suggest humorous improvements to already existing products and services, but with legitimately funny suggestions. SciFiDownBeat posted:A memory eraser that only removes your knowledge of the plot of a film (but not your memory of your reaction to it) so you can rewatch your favorite movies for the first time Paladinus posted:A pill that makes poo poo taste like chocolate. BelgianWaffle posted:Washable toilet paper Nigmaetcetera posted:One of those waving arm tube guys but with a comically large penis that bounces and flops around in an amusing fashion. Lucky Guy posted:a compass that point directly towards your car keys at all times Applewhite fucked around with this message at 17:49 on Mar 13, 2016 |
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3D printer ovens I want to download pizza
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Jan 27, 2016 16:37
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a diving board for dogs
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Jan 27, 2016 16:37
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dad gay. so what posted:a diving board for dogs A boarding house for diving dogs.
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Jan 27, 2016 16:39
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A bar of soap with a charging station for your MP3 player so you can listen to music while you clean.
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Jan 27, 2016 16:43
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A tiny cork you can put on the tip of a scorpion's stinger so it is safe for children to play with.
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Jan 27, 2016 16:44
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Train pit bulls to be dog shelter executioners to curb costs and give these loving dogs jobs to be proud of
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Jan 27, 2016 16:46
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A remote detonator you can feed to ducks so you can hunt them with a lightgun and not need a gun or hunting license.
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Jan 27, 2016 16:47
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A land mine with a confetti charge you can bury in someone's yard the night before their birthday.
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Jan 27, 2016 16:48
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a Frisbee with razor edges you can throw at high branches so you can cut them without a ladder.
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Jan 27, 2016 16:48
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a muffler for your car that makes hilarious fart sounds and they're very loud
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dog-sized domesticated jumping spiders
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milk in jars
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Jan 27, 2016 16:52
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Hell Yeah posted:a muffler for your car that makes hilarious fart sounds and they're very loud This one's going in the OP.
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A Segway with a ring of sneakers for tires so when you drive it around it looks like you're leaving footprints instead of tire tracks. Anyone pursuing you will think you're on foot and thus not attempt to overtake you in a vehicle.
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Jan 27, 2016 16:55
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an affordable car that runs often enough
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A limo camel with five or six humps and a hot tub.
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Jan 27, 2016 16:57
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a "creative-types suite" of programs but its all in the cloud and you get to pay for it for the rest of your life like some kind of schmuck idiot somuch_gravy fucked around with this message at 17:00 on Jan 27, 2016 |
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Jan 27, 2016 16:57
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A car powered by ghosts so that to refill the tank you just have to drive through a graveyard.
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Jan 27, 2016 16:59
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a pair of jeans but the side seam has an ethernet cable in it for quick data transfer
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Jan 27, 2016 16:59
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A gun-shaped flask so you can smuggle beverages into the movie theater in your conceal carry holster.
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Jan 27, 2016 17:01
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Cows with hands that can milk themselves
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Jan 27, 2016 17:01
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Underwear with built in vibrators
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Jan 27, 2016 17:02
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Applewhite posted:A gun-shaped flask so you can smuggle beverages into the movie theater in your conceal carry holster. Call it the "secret shot" E: maybe "gun shot" would be better
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Jan 27, 2016 17:02
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a pill that grows double eye fiber on your eyes you take in the summer so you never have to remember your sunglasses
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Jan 27, 2016 17:02
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Contact lenses that blink for you
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Jan 27, 2016 17:03
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A player piano type setup for the guitar
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Jan 27, 2016 17:04
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a usb device that turns on my computer when im in the room and command "computer turn on"
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Jan 27, 2016 17:04
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A self-propelled iceberg the military can use to sink enemy ships without it looking like an overt attack.
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Jan 27, 2016 17:05
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A USB hand for handshake simulation for diplomacy in star citizen
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A refrigerator that uses a voice-activated air cannon to launch beers at thirsty owners
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Doctor J Off posted:A USB hand for handshake simulation for diplomacy in star citizen This but for teledildonic hand jobs
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Jan 27, 2016 17:09
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Dr Cheeto posted:This but for teledildonic hand jobs This guy gets it
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Jan 27, 2016 17:11
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Doctor J Off posted:A USB hand for handshake simulation for diplomacy in star citizen Dr Cheeto posted:A refrigerator that uses a voice-activated air cannon to launch beers at thirsty owners Two very solid inventions. Of course I'd expect nothing less from a pair of doctors.
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Jan 27, 2016 17:12
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A Hitler but reversed so he does something as good for humanity as the Holocaust was evil.
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Jan 27, 2016 17:15
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Applewhite posted:A Hitler but reversed so he does something as good for humanity as the Holocaust was evil. So a Reltih?
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Jan 27, 2016 17:18
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Dr Cheeto posted:So a Reltih? Precisely.
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Jan 27, 2016 17:21
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Online dating website but for video games. You answer personality questions and it matches you with a video game that you may be interested in. Or you get the Tinder version and just swipe right on all of the games with cool box art.
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Jan 27, 2016 17:22
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A bicycle that can fly but not to the moon because that would be unrealistic.
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Jan 27, 2016 17:23
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A pair of pants for women with big butts. The pants have a built in pair of mechanical hands that automatically spank the woman's butt. The spanking action is powered by the movement of them walking.
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