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Quote-Unquote posted:Facebook app that shares erotic dreams about coworkers
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Heroin, only it's good for you, also it's legal and free.
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Jan 27, 2016 20:42
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A Gluten-Free product that is actually extremely gluten rich to weed out the people who are faking.
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Jan 27, 2016 21:04
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a machine that goes to the bathroom for you
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Jan 27, 2016 21:06
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Something that does to my brain what booze does but also doesn't do to my liver, kidney, esophagus etc what booze does. We already have colonoscopy bags. Outrail fucked around with this message at 21:23 on Jan 27, 2016 |
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Jan 27, 2016 21:21
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A rowboat with dildos for oar handles.
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Jan 27, 2016 21:22
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Outrail posted:Something that does to my brain what booze does but also doesn't do to my liver, kidney, esophagus etc what booze does. GHB already exists
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Jan 27, 2016 21:23
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Applewhite posted:A rowboat with dildos for oar handles. I rowed in college, if that sport was any more homoerotic it would require astroglide
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Jan 27, 2016 21:26
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Dr Cheeto posted:I rowed in college, if that sport was any more homoerotic it would require astroglide Same! You going to Head of the Fish this year?
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Jan 27, 2016 21:30
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Anyway I meant a regular rowboat, not a rowing shell.
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Jan 27, 2016 21:35
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Bizzaro fandango.com where people buy tickets to movies they don't want to see that takes money away from the movie's box office gross.
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Jan 27, 2016 21:46
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A ring that can be placed around the neck of a cormorant so that it is prevented from swallowing the fish it catches and you can collect a bunch of fish while the bird does all the work.
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Jan 27, 2016 21:46
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A shoulder parrot that is actually a flask so you can sneak beverages into the movie theater. It would be a real, live parrot which has had its stomach surgically replaced with a flask.
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Jan 27, 2016 21:48
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a segway for gerbils
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Jan 27, 2016 21:51
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Vegemite flavored protein shakes.
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Jan 27, 2016 21:56
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Applewhite posted:A shoulder parrot that is actually a flask so you can sneak beverages into the movie theater. The only thing it can squawk is "kill me"
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Jan 27, 2016 21:57
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Stuffguyman posted:Bizzaro fandango.com where people buy tickets to movies they don't want to see that takes money away from the movie's box office gross. Negative anything would be really great. Anything where your activity can subtract from the overall total. Potential applications: Hillary Clinton defeats Donald Trump by a count of +4 votes to -12 votes. I'm going to "pay it backwards" at Starbucks so that my drink is cheaper and the next guy in line picks up the tab. All three-pointers hit with your eyes closed subtract 3 points from your opponent's score. If you advance a pawn to the other end of the chessboard you don't get to promote your piece, but you can remove any non-king piece from the board. Posting in FYAD lowers your overall post count. Posting in D&D should count double.
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Jan 27, 2016 22:14
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An extension for Reddit that erases a single random memory every time the user get an upvote
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Jan 27, 2016 22:24
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A ray gun that transforms any object into the last object the gun was used on edit: the first object gets transformed into the last object, obviously, in order to complete the cycle and conform to the law of mass preservation kalel fucked around with this message at 22:29 on Jan 27, 2016 |
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Jan 27, 2016 22:26
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Instant oatmeal that's meant to be used with urine instead of hot water.
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Jan 27, 2016 22:48
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Applewhite posted:Same! You going to Head of the Fish this year? If you want to see me in spandex just say so
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Jan 27, 2016 22:55
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passenger airbags that deploy whenever the smart car detects the use of the word "bazinga"
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Jan 27, 2016 22:59
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SciFiDownBeat posted:passenger airbags that deploy whenever the smart car detects the use of the word "bazinga" Demolition Man style safety Foam. Exo -Armour for extrema sports that prevents limb hyperextension so you can ski right off a cliff or into a house without any repercussions.
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Jan 27, 2016 23:07
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A programmable whoopie cushion
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Jan 28, 2016 00:02
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a hamster shaped vibrator that crawls on little robot legs into your butthole
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Jan 28, 2016 00:07
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Freebase cocaine that makes you a better musician every time you take it instead of just most of the time.
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Jan 28, 2016 00:37
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a beautiful woman
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Jan 28, 2016 01:05
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Bacon plate. Roomba-like bot that will take your dog for a walk and pick up the poop.
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Jan 28, 2016 01:30
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A boner pill that's supposed to last more than 4 hours.
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Jan 28, 2016 04:33
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gatorade that actually makes you sweat different colors
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Jan 28, 2016 04:39
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A car powered by the laughter of children so that when you need to fill up the tank all you have to do is drive through a playground.
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Jan 28, 2016 04:40
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A train that gives you a free model train of the train you're riding with every ticket purchase.
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Jan 28, 2016 04:41
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a sort of lynch pin stitching arrangement for sexy secretaries/librarians clothes and underwear so they seem to be secure but when that stitch breaks on any garment that piece of clothing falls off and pulls enough to break the other weak stitches leading to the entire outfit suddenly falling apart all at once she doesnt know whats happening but its very sexy and youre there watching it all and its very sexy
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Jan 28, 2016 04:49
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gary oldmans diary posted:a sort of lynch pin stitching arrangement for sexy secretaries/librarians clothes and underwear so they seem to be secure but when that stitch breaks on any garment that piece of clothing falls off and pulls enough to break the other weak stitches leading to the entire outfit suddenly falling apart all at once She tries to cover up but you've already seen everything.
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Jan 28, 2016 04:50
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Applewhite posted:She tries to cover up but you've already seen everything. Then I leave. On the grass.
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Jan 28, 2016 04:51
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I've seen it all
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Jan 28, 2016 04:51
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Applewhite posted:A train that gives you a free model train of the train you're riding with every ticket purchase.
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Jan 28, 2016 04:53
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gary oldmans diary posted:Is there any nudity in it? Uh, not really...
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Jan 28, 2016 04:59
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Applewhite posted:Uh, not really...  oh...
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Jan 28, 2016 05:05
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Uh but there could be!
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