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Applewhite posted:Uh but there could be!
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a resin that binds all the stink particles in your GI tract, the downside is it comes out dry
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gary oldmans diary posted:man or woman? Uh, both?
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# ? Jan 28, 2016 12:38 |
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a domestic violence inhibiting A shirt e: gently caress beaten
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# ? Jan 28, 2016 12:54 |
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a gate for your front yard that has the word 'gamer' in it so everybody knows not to approach your house
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# ? Jan 28, 2016 13:32 |
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Quote-Unquote posted:a gate for your front yard that has the word 'gamer' in it so everybody knows not to approach your house just paint ur door with poo poo instead of blood
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# ? Jan 28, 2016 13:34 |
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it'll b obvious from all the half digested corn nuts
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# ? Jan 28, 2016 13:34 |
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social vegan posted:just paint ur door with poo poo instead of blood i fail to see how this has the additional benefit of letting people know where i stand wrt ethics in gaming journalism?!
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# ? Jan 28, 2016 13:36 |
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Quote-Unquote posted:i fail to see how this has the additional benefit of letting people know where i stand wrt ethics in gaming journalism?! p sure the poo poo covers that thanks
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# ? Jan 28, 2016 13:44 |
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an app that checks the daily consistency of your stools and suggests what you might consume to provide the perfect texture, flow and floatyness. Edit: and amount you need to cover approx 2 square meters of door.
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social vegan posted:p sure the poo poo covers that thanks oh yeah you make a good point a forcefield for your phone to stop it getting scratched but fingers can go through the forcefield
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# ? Jan 28, 2016 13:56 |
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A pair of underwear that tests the moisture content of your farts and lets you know if a shart is imminent.
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# ? Jan 28, 2016 14:04 |
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A way to remove your arms safely so you don't have to worry about where to put them while you sleep.
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an internet connection that disables ur keyboard
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# ? Jan 28, 2016 14:18 |
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A clown nose that has an air horn inside so it honks deafeningly loud.
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A medical xray that shoots gamma rays to give you super powers.
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Applewhite posted:A ring that can be placed around the neck of a cormorant so that it is prevented from swallowing the fish it catches and you can collect a bunch of fish while the bird does all the work. I created your dream, that's me in the vid: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JNEplaYZtpI Please give me 1 million dollars. Or more. EDIT: a bank chain that only accepts giant novelty cheques
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# ? Jan 28, 2016 15:49 |
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we need anti-dollars! money is great, but it only goes one way. we need a counter part to money, a financial "down vote" so that people really can vote with their wallets. this way if you dont like a political candidate or something, you can send them anti-dollars to cancel out the positive dollar that other people have sent them
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# ? Jan 28, 2016 15:57 |
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a boner that can travel through time
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SciFiDownBeat posted:A programmable whoopie cushion A programmable whoopie goldberg
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A replacement car exterior door handle that can hold a boiled egg and also dispense and heat up a new egg once the first is removed
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# ? Jan 28, 2016 16:07 |
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Extension wheels that can bolt over existing car wheels to turn any standard vehicle into a monster truck.
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Spring-loaded silicone hands for application of aftershave
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# ? Jan 28, 2016 16:14 |
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Chastity belts for Fleshlights
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# ? Jan 28, 2016 16:23 |
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A device for capturing your farts and pumping them into your cpap machine so you can smell it, helping you get to sleep faster
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a radio pulse cooker like a microwave oven, but with gamma rays instead
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ebooks... for men
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Women, but they put out for fat ugly creepos like me.
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# ? Jan 28, 2016 18:01 |
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A plugin to analyze all of your posts to see who has replied to your threads / posts the most. It'll help identify secret crushes. Alternatively: puts that user on Ignore.
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# ? Jan 28, 2016 18:01 |
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A bathroom-rating app, but real time.
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Volume control for dogs
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# ? Jan 28, 2016 21:04 |
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Shoes for ants. Think about it: ants have six feet, that's three times as many shoes as a human wears. And there are billions of ants in any given acre of land. 30% of the world's biomass is an untapped market!
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Quote-Unquote posted:Volume control for dogs A baseball cap, the front of which is a hidden panel that contains a telescoping arm. At the end of the arm is a hand with the index finger raised so it can shoot out of the hat and cover someone's lips to shush them if you want them to stop talking.
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# ? Jan 28, 2016 22:04 |
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Hydrofracking, but for people's asses
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# ? Jan 28, 2016 22:17 |
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Robot cat that is also a Roomba for cleaning up all that excess cat hair.
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An app that runs a neural network that procedurally generates and plays double-time swing and ragtime
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A reversible coat where one side is a normal coat and the other side is a vest.
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# ? Jan 29, 2016 00:33 |
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A hood that's a wig so you can wear a hood but it looks like a nice haircut and not a hood.
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Flintstones boat.
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A TV extension that takes your picture asks you to speak lines of dialogue, and then inserts a depiction of you into the show that interacts seamlessly with the characters. Mad Mib
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