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Hometown Slime Queen
Oct 26, 2004

the GOAT
A glass of printer ink that has to be carried over a mile to the bar to get to you in time

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Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
Nothing says belligerent alcoholism like straight gin.

frest
Sep 17, 2004

Well hell. I guess old Tumnus is just a loverman by trade.
piss
it's piss

Hometown Slime Queen
Oct 26, 2004

the GOAT
The waitress hands you your drink and sheepishly backs out of the room on all fours, meowing

Smokey
Feb 8, 2008
Diarrhea from an rear end.

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


Smokey posted:

Diarrhea from an rear end.

came here to post this

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


is this a honeypot thread to get me to post scat porn again

nice try, mods, almost got me

the great deceiver
Sep 23, 2003

why the feds worried bout me clockin on this corner/
when there's politicians out here gettin popped in arizona

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
cum

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
cump

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
A full coffee mug of single malt scotch. :smuggo:

Bob James
Nov 15, 2005

by Lowtax
Ultra Carp
Bacon grease with lime.

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Bob James posted:

Bacon grease with lime.

i just had a bloody mary that was garnished with bacon and a quail egg. deliciously inebriating

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib

:whitewater:

ghlbtsk
Apr 19, 2005

these bath mats
are
GORGEOUS
pineal gland squeezings

Calbiyum
May 18, 2015

Thunder Moose posted:

BYOB has Iced Tea
FYAD has Stone IPA
What drink does GBS have?



1Yeah this 100 percntage

Ka0
Sep 16, 2002

:siren: :siren: :siren:
AS A PROUD GAMERGATER THE ONLY THING I HATE MORE THAN WOMEN ARE GAYS AND TRANS PEOPLE
:siren: :siren: :siren:
pumpkin spice caramel macciato

milkingmycow
Mar 28, 2008

by Cyrano4747
Water from a plastic container that previously held coolant.

Thunder Moose
Mar 7, 2015

S.J.C.

Ka0 posted:

pumpkin spice caramel macciato

Not sure that;s a thing, bing.

Baxter
Sep 13, 2000
warm flat root beer

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


the blood of our enemies*

*the gamefaqs spinoff luelinks "eti"

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

one of those caravel mafiosos i have been hearing so much about

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

Falun Bong Refugee posted:

Nothing says belligerent alcoholism like straight gin.

i hope that fyad mod continually rams you in the metaphorical rear end with probations. and in the literal rear end with a weird bee-covered cock

texaholic
Sep 16, 2007

Well it's floodin' down in Texas
All of the telephone lines are down

dad gay. so what posted:

im having a moscow mule

you are a trendy bitch

I am drinkin miller lite 4 lyfe

yo mamma a Horus
Apr 7, 2008

Nap Ghost
hot water

clone on the phone
Aug 5, 2003

A Tom Collins, ha-ha. What a loser.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

15 pack of whatever is on sale

Partycat
Oct 25, 2004

Gay Fuel
Mangosteen Fuel
Carburetor Cleaner

ZX Speculum
Aug 18, 2006

Soiled Meat
Laudanum and Dr Pepper.

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
tits and acid

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


a colostomy bag with a straw poking out

Heavy Sigh
Nov 13, 2011

They've planted corn everywhere.

Soiled Meat

Vashro
May 12, 2004

Proud owner of Lazy Lion #46
caramel machiatto

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

Skunky euro lagers

I love skunky euro lagers

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food

a refreshing can of seltzer water

CombineThresher
Apr 10, 2006

GIT R DONNE

Grapefruit juice. It's bitter, unappealing, and there's something deeply wrong with everyone who claims to like it.

soy
Jul 7, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

frest posted:

piss
it's piss

the great deceiver
Sep 23, 2003

why the feds worried bout me clockin on this corner/
when there's politicians out here gettin popped in arizona
i've actually ran a complex algorithm dissecting all of the gbs posts made in the last year and after crunching the numbers it appears that the official gbs beverage is a handful of abusable prescription medication and cheap beer. actually thats what im rolling on right now lol my body feels so heavy

I.C.
Jun 10, 2008

A suicide.

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Jukeboxblues
Jul 29, 2015


Grimey Drawer
Bleach.

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