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a bay
Oct 14, 2014

by Lowtax

Dave_Indeed posted:

The "2 girls 1 Cup Cocktail"

Kahlua, baileys, chocolate vodka and some other vodkas or whatever, chocolate ice cream. Boom.

Boom.

Nice... what about 2 girls 1 cuck

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gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
cereal milk

Glasgow Kiss
Dec 12, 2007

Oh, put that thing away, Samurai. We all know what's going to happen. You'll swing your sword, I'll fly away, and probably say something like, "I'll be back, Samurai!" And then I'll flutter over the horizon and we probably won't see each for... about a week. And then we'll do the same thing again.
mtn. dew code red in a wine glass

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
Purple Jesus.

After a party you empty all the bottles and cans that have a bit left in a pitcher and then put three tabs of acid in it.
If you see Jesus and he's purple then it's working.

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
cumdumpster binjuice

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
I drank a double whiskey and then a 805 at the bar and now I'm drinking bacardi

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Nooner posted:

I drank a double whiskey and then a 805 at the bar and now I'm drinking bacardi

u should try this new drink i invented, its called the hot bitch,its 1 part heat and 1 part bitumine. *presents u with a red hot crucible at the end of 3 ft metal tongs* :)

staberind
Feb 20, 2008

but i dont wanna be a spaceship
Fun Shoe
I've got a black mark under the nail of my left big toe, probably by dropping something on it months ago, just noticed yesterday that my nail is kind of loose and coming off it, I figure that I could possibly give it a clean with some saline and see if it re-attaches to my toe, or whatever, probably not.

I think shots of the saline I used along with some spirytus would represent the mystery and darkness of my toe and GBS quite handily

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


a bead of sweat rolls down the rear end crack of an obese trucker, splitting into two streams which drip down the sides of a massive black cock pozzing his neg hole, before rejoining at the black man's ponderous balls. each thrust sprays tiny droplets of the sweat into the mayonnaise jar the trucker's been using all night as a spittoon for dip and cum

when you chug that mayonnaise jar you're chugging gbs

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

MiracleWhale posted:

a bead of sweat rolls down the rear end crack of an obese trucker, splitting into two streams which drip down the sides of a massive black cock pozzing his neg hole, before rejoining at the black man's ponderous balls. each thrust sprays tiny droplets of the sweat into the mayonnaise jar the trucker's been using all night as a spittoon for dip and cum

when you chug that mayonnaise jar you're chugging gbs

whoa

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
i might vote that one a 5

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
the gbs drink of choice is watching someone else drink something and then posting about it

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

i mean its clearly 12 cheap beers on a tuesday

Ben Smash
Aug 22, 2005

LARDROOM
Grimey Drawer
Mexican Cumslide

facebook jihad
Dec 18, 2007

by R. Guyovich
A tall glass of robitussin

Doctor J Off
Dec 28, 2005

There Is
Which forum is represented by plain tap water

Fart Puzzle
Jul 25, 2007

compressed fart pieces

Pee from a butt lmao

ChrisHansen
Oct 28, 2014

Suck my damn balls.
Lipstick Apathy
Anything that is backwash

Nonviolent J
Jul 20, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Soiled Meat
diarehea in a fedora with lowtax and manloves faces embroided on it
everyone has a straw

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.

Yeah the correct answer is clearly "piiiiiiiiiiiss!"

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Packet of grape kool aid injected into the bladder and pissed into a row of scotch glasses with a sugar cube and ice in each.

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food

pineapple fanta

EmperorFritoBandito
Aug 7, 2010

by exmarx

RaceBannon
Apr 3, 2010

MiracleWhale posted:

a bead of sweat rolls down the rear end crack of an obese trucker, splitting into two streams which drip down the sides of a massive black cock pozzing his neg hole, before rejoining at the black man's ponderous balls. each thrust sprays tiny droplets of the sweat into the mayonnaise jar the trucker's been using all night as a spittoon for dip and cum

when you chug that mayonnaise jar you're chugging gbs

mouth loving watering

Scrotum Modem
Sep 12, 2014


wtf is this

it's missing a ton a frames

this is a diarrhea dump of a gif if I ever saw one

speaking of the topic...

TheHoosier
Dec 30, 2004

The fuck, Graham?!

ice cold coke in the bottle

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
drat. thats actually a really good question, OP. my normal answer *leans in real close* and it may have even been in this thread *leans back a little bit* is that wait what did. huh? what the gently caress? *camera cuts out*

*comes back*
yep lloks like everything is going to be just fine! fine fine fineinfnein *the word "fine" starts glitching out like a mother fucker)

solar energy panel
Apr 30, 2007

Gibberish posted:

honestly it's probably this



What is that? Please don't tell me its pee????

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
jenkem

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

Secks Cauldron posted:

Mountain Dew in a dirty glass with Cheeto crumbs around the rim

nah that's games

Mr. Pumroy
May 20, 2001


changing my answer to this

fresh_cheese
Jul 2, 2014

MY KPI IS HOW MANY VP NUTS I SUCK IN A FISCAL YEAR AND MY LAST THREE OFFICE CHAIRS COMMITTED SUICIDE
Cherry Cool Aid mixed with Goldschlager.

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
Has anyone said cum? Lol

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

fresh_cheese posted:

Cherry Cool Aid mixed with Goldschlager.
hey that sounds pretty good

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numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Nooner posted:

Has anyone said cum? Lol
FREE NOONER!@!!!!

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