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Rick Rickshaw
Feb 21, 2007

I am not disappointed I lost the PGA Championship. Nope, I am not.
He hasn't paid me rent this month yet either. Clearly he was using the rent money as a buffer, but it wasn't enough. He has no credit card.

How should I mess with him? I've been letting him sweat for a couple of hours so far.

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dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
burn your house down

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

tell him you suspect this is a Nigerian prince type scam because it probably is

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
You're not at all worried that your rent isn't going to get paid?

lament.cfg
Dec 28, 2006

we have such posts
to show you




lol @ having a roommate
lol @ roommate not paying rent but going to italy
lol @ you giving him money
lol

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
I would look for another roommate.

FormerPoster
Aug 5, 2004

Hair Elf
Here's a cool way to mess with him: evict him for not paying rent.

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
none of this is real

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy
tell him you don't feel comfortable wiring that money and tell him you will give it to him next time you see him

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy

dad gay. so what posted:

none of this is real

Italy is make-believe?

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

JakeP posted:

Italy is make-believe?

this situation is not happening. its an old trick the OP plays where he makes up wild stories to get attention. he lives with his mom.

Thunder Moose
Mar 7, 2015

S.J.C.

Moridin920 posted:

You're not at all worried that your rent isn't going to get paid?

This. Wth OP.

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
i guess what im saying is that the OP is a loving liar

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

Give him directions to the nearest US consulate.

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Lawman 0 posted:

Give him directions to the nearest US consulate.

he doesnt exist

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

dad gay. so what posted:

this situation is not happening. its an old trick the OP plays where he makes up wild stories to get attention. he lives with his mom.

his mom is his roommate who went to Italy

Rick Rickshaw
Feb 21, 2007

I am not disappointed I lost the PGA Championship. Nope, I am not.

Lawman 0 posted:

Give him directions to the nearest US consulate.

We're Canadian.

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy

dad gay. so what posted:

this situation is not happening. its an old trick the OP plays where he makes up wild stories to get attention. he lives with his mom.

what if his moms stranded in italy

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
i believe this is real, if only because the op def. strikes me as the sort of bitch who would send his roommate who already owes him money more money. "letting him sweat" implies that it is already a foregone conclusion that you will send him whatever he asks for. why dont you just rip off your balls and send those, too? you obviously have no use for them.

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy

Rick Rickshaw posted:

We're Canadian.

Go eat ted cruz's poo poo then you stupid canuck bitch

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Serious Frolicking posted:

i believe this is real, if only because the op def. strikes me as the sort of bitch who would send his roommate who already owes him money more money. "letting him sweat" implies that it is already a foregone conclusion that you will send him whatever he asks for. why dont you just rip off your balls and send those, too? you obviously have no use for them.

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
the OP is a liar and huge pussy bitch

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons
He's trying to post bail right? Do you know what the mob does to rapists? He's safer in jail.

Rick Rickshaw
Feb 21, 2007

I am not disappointed I lost the PGA Championship. Nope, I am not.

Serious Frolicking posted:

i believe this is real, if only because the op def. strikes me as the sort of bitch who would send his roommate who already owes him money more money. "letting him sweat" implies that it is already a foregone conclusion that you will send him whatever he asks for. why dont you just rip off your balls and send those, too? you obviously have no use for them.

Well, the reality is that I put up with his occasional shenanigans because I saved like $45,000 last year, and his rental income is a large percentage of that. He's a pretty easy roommate to get along with.

It's not my job to be his parent. As long as he pays me back as he always does, I have no problem being his source of credit.

This is a new loving low for him though. To be in a foreign country with no money is really sad.

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

pawn his stuff and send him that money

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy

dad gay. so what posted:

the OP is a liar and huge pussy bitch

i didnt believe you until he said he was canadian, gently caress that guy

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

ask him if murdered someone in a satanic sex ritual like Amanda Knox. Does he have a cool nickname like foxy knoxy?

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Rick Rickshaw posted:

Well, the reality is that I put up with his occasional shenanigans because I saved like $45,000 last year, and his rental income is a large percentage of that. He's a pretty easy roommate to get along with.

It's not my job to be his parent. As long as he pays me back as he always does, I have no problem being his source of credit.

This is a new loving low for him though. To be in a foreign country with no money is really sad.

liar

Rick Rickshaw
Feb 21, 2007

I am not disappointed I lost the PGA Championship. Nope, I am not.
Oh I'm also feeding his cats while he's gone.

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Rick Rickshaw posted:

Oh I'm also feeding his cats while he's gone.

you are 10 pounds of this in a 5 pound bag, OP

spud
Aug 27, 2003

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Do a poo in his bed and leave it til he gets back then blame his boyfriend.

eric
Apr 27, 2004
Lipstick Apathy
gently caress this thread

Prorat
Aug 3, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

a worthy uhh posted:

lol @ having a roommate
lol @ roommate not paying rent but going to italy
lol @ you giving him money
lol

You are pretty proud of not calling your parents roommates.

Prav
Oct 29, 2011

post pics of the cats

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Rick Rickshaw posted:

This is a new loving low for him though. To be in a foreign country with no money is really sad.

Maybe he was robbed.

My gf's brother thought some French girls were actually being flirty with him (lol) but instead what they were doing was pickpocketing the poo poo out of him and he had to call home to get money emergency wired over.

iSimian
Jan 19, 2008

Well, there's your problem!
Make him live the Angels & Demons movie by running around all the different sites and take pictures of himself there. When he has completed your quest - you wire him money (or not).

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

Rick Rickshaw posted:

Oh I'm also feeding his cats while he's gone.

lol how Canadian

Jailbrekr
Apr 8, 2002
A TOWN LEVELED BY AN EXPLOSION? DOZENS LIKELY KILLED? OH GOD LET ME SEE THAT SWEET VIDEO OH MY GOD I'M CUMMING
:fap::fap::fap::fap::fap::fap::fap::fap:
So are you going to tell us that you had no idea he went to Italy?

eric
Apr 27, 2004
Lipstick Apathy
OP buy some gas for this thread

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dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Jailbrekr posted:

So are you going to tell us that you had no idea he went to Italy?

he lies about everything. i would be surprised if hes even canadian.

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