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Webbeh
Dec 13, 2003

IF THIS IS A 'LOST' THREAD I'M PROBABLY WHINING ABOUT
STABBEY THE MEANY
Goddamnit those OT rules suck

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wandler20
Nov 13, 2002

How many Championships?
Lache Seastrunk and Dee Hart were both drafted today.

JIZZ DENOUEMENT
Oct 3, 2012

STRIKE!
This rules.

Get out of this forum if you don't want clownball to tide us over in the offseason.

Oil!
Nov 5, 2008

Der's e'rl in dem der hills!


Ham Wrangler

JIZZ DENOUEMENT posted:

This rules.

Get out of this forum if you don't want clownball to tide us over in the offseason.

I don't know if it can beat the World Cup of American Football (or whatever it was called), but it's got to be close.

Strobe
Jun 30, 2014
GW BRAINWORMS CREW

Oil! posted:

I don't know if it can beat the World Cup of American Football (or whatever it was called), but it's got to be close.

International Federation of American Football.

And who could forget the International Federation of American Football's Women's World Championship.

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

I cannot wait for this poo poo to happen/flame out before it even plays a game, either is equally possible at this point!

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 1967
Sell the absolute poo poo out of every ad space you can think of, stream every game for free on youtube. You might have a chance.

Thoguh
Nov 8, 2002

College Slice
With the 30 second play clock I expect the fourth quarter to be gloriously sloppy on both sides of the ball.

a god damn idiot
Sep 7, 2006


C. Everett Koop posted:

No joke I'd watch the poo poo out of football that went full RNJ/NFL Blitz with it's rules. 7 on 7 is huge in the midwest run it with "legit" athletes and basketball scores and whatever coked up ideas they can think of.

That would be cool. Sevens is popular in rugby.

kayakyakr
Feb 16, 2004

Kayak is true

a god drat idiot posted:

That would be cool. Sevens is popular in rugby.

I'm really excited for Rugby Sevens in the olympics this year. I'll try to catch all of the matches.

Neodoomium
Jun 20, 2001

You are now hearing this
noise in your head.



Does the American Sports Network even exist

rare Magic card l00k
Jan 3, 2011


Neodoomium posted:

Does the American Sports Network even exist

I don't know, but based on all the Ohio State players taken by him, I am prepared to happily purchase season tickets for the uh....Larry Kirksey Kirkseys.

Neodoomium
Jun 20, 2001

You are now hearing this
noise in your head.



it turns out charter spectrum does not have this channel


But we do have WILLOW, which is evidently a channel that runs Cricket from India 24/7.

This is alright.

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

Oil! posted:

I don't know if it can beat the World Cup of American Football (or whatever it was called), but it's got to be close.

god that was the loving best

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
The American Sports Network is a syndication package that usually broadcasts on the CW and MyNetwork TV.

Joey Freshwater
Jun 20, 2004

Always playing with my meat
Grimey Drawer
What's the India league that Fiz played in? Am I making that up? It seems like a thing that happened.

Joey Freshwater fucked around with this message at 16:22 on Jan 29, 2016

Top Hats Monthly
Jun 22, 2011


People are people so why should it be, that you and I should get along so awfully blink blink recall STOP IT YOU POSH LITTLE SHIT
This owns

ulmont
Sep 15, 2010

IF I EVER MISS VOTING IN AN ELECTION (EVEN AMERICAN IDOL) ,OR HAVE UNPAID PARKING TICKETS, PLEASE TAKE AWAY MY FRANCHISE

Joey Freshwater posted:

What's the India league that Fiz played in? Am I making that up? It seems like a thing that happened.

Elite Football League of India. Fiz did not play in this league, but did attend a game or two.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elite_Football_League_of_India

Suspect Bucket
Jan 15, 2012

SHRIMPDOR WAS A MAN
I mean, HE WAS A SHRIMP MAN
er, maybe also A DRAGON
or possibly
A MINOR LEAGUE BASEBALL TEAM
BUT HE WAS STILL
SHRIMPDOR

ulmont posted:

Elite Football League of India. Fiz did not play in this league, but did attend a game or two.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elite_Football_League_of_India

They have some pretty nice logos and unis. GO SKYKINGS

Suspect Bucket fucked around with this message at 19:57 on Jan 29, 2016

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


Neodoomium posted:

it turns out charter spectrum does not have this channel


But we do have WILLOW, which is evidently a channel that runs Cricket from India 24/7.

This is alright.

drat that sounds awesome

wandler20
Nov 13, 2002

How many Championships?
https://twitter.com/MLFBofficial/status/693165265434066944?s=09

Great name.

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

I'm going to pull the Key and Peele Football Names Sketch card. That's not a real name.

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
If Buddy Geis middle name isn't Friend I'm going to be so disappointed...

wandler20
Nov 13, 2002

How many Championships?
Orlando is the Florida based team.

its all nice on rice
Nov 12, 2006

Sweet, Salty Goodness.



Buglord
Mom was mad that brontosaurus didn't turn out to be a real dinosaur.

wandler20
Nov 13, 2002

How many Championships?
They're in the 56th round of this draft and picked a former Seminole in Everett Dawkins.

I think they're drawing names out of a hat at this point.

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

wandler20 posted:

They're in the 56th round of this draft and picked a former Seminole in Everett Dawkins.

I think they're drawing names out of a hat at this point.

i cannot wait to see the full rosters at this point

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
Wikipedia speculates, based on the draft format, the following cities:

Birmingham
Columbus
Las Vegas
Memphis
Orlando
Portland
San Antonio
St. Louis

its all nice on rice
Nov 12, 2006

Sweet, Salty Goodness.



Buglord
I would so go to a Portland Hipsters game.

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



I hope their helmets have painted on manbuns

foobardog
Apr 19, 2007

There, now I can tell when you're posting.

-- A friend :)

Pope Mobile posted:

Mom was mad that brontosaurus didn't turn out to be a real dinosaur.

Brontosaurus is back! They think it's actually a distinct species from Apatosaurus. I think the new thing is that Triceratops turned out to just be juveniles of another so they got renamed to Triceratops.

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


If columbus is indeed one of the locations then holy poo poo are those crowds going to look awful in a place as big as the shoe

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

DJExile posted:

If columbus is indeed one of the locations then holy poo poo are those crowds going to look awful in a place as big as the shoe

Likewise the Alamodome.

kayakyakr
Feb 16, 2004

Kayak is true

foobardog posted:

I think the new thing is that Triceratops turned out to just be juveniles of another so they got renamed to Triceratops.

Nah, they shut down the triceratops theory quick.

rare Magic card l00k
Jan 3, 2011


"We don't want to be in a city with a major football team"

*chooses Columbus, Ohio*

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

Great White Hope posted:

"We don't want to be in a city with a major football team"

*chooses Columbus, Ohio*

Can expand on that. Of the 8 locations, 5 of the states already have at least one team. Altogether, they're in direct competition with 8 NFL teams (Bengals, Browns, TItans, Buccs, Dolphins, Jags, Texans, Cowboys)

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮

DJExile posted:

If columbus is indeed one of the locations then holy poo poo are those crowds going to look awful in a place as big as the shoe

They could play at MAPFRE Stadium, where the Crew play.

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


CaptainYesterday posted:

They could play at MAPFRE Stadium, where the Crew play.

I doubt the Crew/MLS would be good with that. They've played football games there but never during spring/summer MLS season. It's a natural grass field and football of any sort would tear it up in quick order.

Ohio Stadium is FieldTurf. You could do anything on there.

foobardog
Apr 19, 2007

There, now I can tell when you're posting.

-- A friend :)

kayakyakr posted:

Nah, they shut down the triceratops theory quick.

Yeah, I saw that on further investigation. Flip-flopping scientists!

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Flikken
Oct 23, 2009

10,363 snaps and not a playoff win to show for it

Great White Hope posted:

"We don't want to be in a city with a major football team"

*chooses Columbus, Ohio*

Columbus has the last professional Ohio team to win a title.

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