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Return Of JimmyJars
Jun 24, 2006

by FactsAreUseless

do you think he was feeling the bern
:snypa:

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Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

I hate yankees posted:

anyone running for president gets secret service protection you moron
Bernie is probably really cool and has told the suits to leave the idiots from BLM alone.

Top Bunk Wanker
Jan 31, 2005

Top Trump Anger

Lodin posted:

Bernie is probably really cool and has told the suits to leave the idiots from BLM alone.

This single image will lose the entire campaign for Bernie if he runs against Trump:

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Top Bunk Wanker posted:

This single image will lose the entire campaign for Bernie if he runs against Trump:

I'm the white dude on the right

Jastiger
Oct 11, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

I hate yankees posted:

anyone running for president gets secret service protection you moron

No they don't gently caress head. They have to pass certain thresholds and it was more a disappointment that he's gotten that far.

Get your civilization hating self out of this thread thx.

I'm gonna see the Donald tomorrow at a veterans event. What should I ask him?

Maoist Pussy
Feb 12, 2014

by Lowtax

Lodin posted:

Bernie is probably really cool and has told the suits to leave the idiots from BLM alone.

Actually, if you were keeping up on your Correct D&D Opinions, you would know that Bernie is a brocialist and therefore bad, while the true hope of World Socialism is Hillary Clinton.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Maoist Pussy posted:

a brocialist.

A what?

afeelgoodpoop
Oct 14, 2014

by FactsAreUseless

Maoist Pussy posted:

Actually, if you were keeping up on your Correct D&D Opinions, you would know that Bernie is a brocialist and therefore bad, while the true hope of World Socialism is Hillary Clinton.

yea... all his big talk of bringing people out of poverty isnt going to fix racism so hes just like a blue team version of donald trump.

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

Top Bunk Wanker posted:

This single image will lose the entire campaign for Bernie if he runs against Trump:

I'm the rolled up speech he was going to give at his own rally while they called his supporters racist.

Maoist Pussy
Feb 12, 2014

by Lowtax

afeelgoodpoop posted:

yea... all his big talk of bringing people out of poverty isnt going to fix racism so hes just like a blue team version of donald trump.

:prepop:

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Jastiger posted:

I'm gonna see the Donald tomorrow at a veterans event. What should I ask him?

Ask him if he would like some salt for his tomatoes and then start throwing salt at him.

Maoist Pussy
Feb 12, 2014

by Lowtax
Ask him why he thinks both Democrats and Republicans oppose the American people's desire to end the globalization of labor.

Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013

BIG BIC SQUAD posted:

"He missed-- the tomatoes did not make contact with the Donald"

The Donald?

"The Donald" is how people in the area around New York New York have referred to President Trump for years. Tony Soprano even calls him that in the finale episode of that HBO show, for instance.

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot
President Trump,

it really has a nice ring to it.

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay
lol maybe if these "protesters" took PE more seriously in high school they woulda actually hit people when thye throw stuff, if it had been me i would have at least been facing assault with a deadly weapon

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Dr. Dogballs Jr.
Jun 9, 2014

the angriest sex machine

Maoist Pussy posted:

Look at this cornfed yokel trying so hard for the approval of the city-folk: "Ooh, look at me, I hate the bad man who is the future! Can I be invited to the gay bathhouse plz?"


ScrotoTurboSperg posted:

lol every 4 years your incredibly lovely and nonsensical state is relevant for 1 day and confuses everyone, to be quietly forgotten until another 4 years pass by

iowa is a leap year in state form

I
Owe the
World an
Apology

Pound_Coin
Feb 5, 2004
£


Kumbamontu posted:

Andrew Ayyyyylmao

Hector Beerlioz posted:

Remember the Alemao

www
Aug 4, 2010

he loving missed!!!

Jastiger
Oct 11, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
He was probably under pressure from the linebacker like SS guys. If only he had run a triple option instead, probably woulda got the Trumpster.

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry
If Trump does win, he better take an opportunity to pimp smack Putin at a meeting or something.

So we can usher in WW3 at last.

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



id kickstart that guys legal defense

Prorat
Aug 3, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

They're retarded. Is it a special school?


Anyway, we watched this live and never saw this happen...

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Prorat posted:

They're retarded. Is it a special school?


Anyway, we watched this live and never saw this happen...

Yeah it's iowa University. That's the elite of iowa youre seeing there

8magine what the rest are like

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams

What's his user name?

Thoras Hammer
Oct 15, 2009

Is that one kid trying to do the Pancheros burrito lift at a basketball game?

Alec Bald Snatch
Sep 12, 2012

by exmarx

Mange Mite posted:

Yeah it's iowa University. That's the elite of iowa youre seeing there

8magine what the rest are like

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ibUsglYe4r0

fat bossy gerbil
Jul 1, 2007

You don't know trashy until you've seen University of Iowa students on game day.

Helical Nightmares
Apr 30, 2009

Microwaves Mom posted:

President Trump,

it really has a nice ring to it.

On the left hand even

Helical Nightmares
Apr 30, 2009

Hahaha the chick doesn't want to be shamed publicly so she turns around :allears:

Maoist Pussy
Feb 12, 2014

by Lowtax
Iowa should pay for its insolence IMO. Burn the syrup fields.

Jastiger
Oct 11, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
Bout to see the trump. I have no tomatoes :(

Alec Bald Snatch
Sep 12, 2012

by exmarx
You got plenty of hogs. Toss some pork at him.

jenny jones fan
Dec 24, 2007

Kumbamontu posted:

Andrew Ayyyyylmao

Jastiger
Oct 11, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
Protestors showed up and escorted out immediately.

LungBrothers
Oct 5, 2015

by Shine
get thrown out for yelling funny poo poo you wuss

Dr. Dogballs Jr.
Jun 9, 2014

the angriest sex machine

LungBrothers posted:

get thrown out for yelling funny poo poo you wuss

throw something and don't miss. i suggest some creamed corn, as there is no shortage of that literally all around you, iowan

Jastiger
Oct 11, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
Nah. I have....my phone! I'll throw that!

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Dr. Dogballs Jr.
Jun 9, 2014

the angriest sex machine

Jastiger posted:

Nah. I have....my phone! I'll throw that!

good, maybe that'll at least prevent your loving retard corn posting while away from your home cornfield

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