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krampster2
Jun 26, 2014

like your neighbours cable tv and stuff

the past tenant at my house has not somehow realised they still have a time magazine subscription so every week i get the time magazine for free. living the high life over here

krampster2 fucked around with this message at 05:41 on Jan 28, 2016

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Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
I get all my jokes and owns for free from the forums and my friends are none the wiser.

roymorrison
Jul 26, 2005
everything

fist4jesus
Nov 24, 2002
Love from your father.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Your Mother

BIG BIC SQUAD
Jan 24, 2015
Meals, from my parents (not obtained through sneaky means but still cool)

WIFEY WATCHDOG
Jun 25, 2012

Yeah, well I don't trust this guy. I think he regifted, he degifted, and now he's using an upstairs invite as a springboard to a Super Bowl sex romp.

Hector Beerlioz posted:

I get all my jokes and owns for free from the forums and my friends are none the wiser.

same but fb and my family

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
i raised a big stink with sirius customer service and they gave me free service until May. i don't listen to it much but its nice to know the option is there if I'm driving anywhere and want to listen to the radio

lidnsya
Nov 14, 2007
<img src="https://fi.somethingawful.com/customtitles/title-lidnsya.jpg"><br>All aboard the sleepy train!
Every now and then I'll take a pen from work to do a crossword on the bus or whatever and then forget to bring it back.

JFairfax
Oct 23, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
head

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
I don't have cable but my roommates dad does so I use his accoubt info to stream espn it owns

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
Also the bartenders in my neighborhood bar usually hook me up pretty good cause I'm fun and have a good personality

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

BIG BIC SQUAD posted:

Meals, from my parents (not obtained through sneaky means but still cool)
yeah okay "Mr. Gen Z" :rolleyes:

my grandfather works part-time at a community center and a year or two ago he gave me an iPod Touch that had not been claimed in 3 or 4 months. unfortunately it has a passcode, so i basically have a pricey paperweight now.

Ein cooler Typ
Nov 26, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
I got a free SA account and platinum by begging my friend to buy it for me

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy
dicks to suck

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
chlamydia (?)

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons
I got this username and avatar from mr lowtax himself for free

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

My parents have a cable subscription so I use their login to watch sporting events on watchespn and BTN2go. In return, I have an internet subscription that works for espn3 (my parents' internet doesn't qualify) so they use my login for espn3 games. Also I work from home so my company pays for my internet, although there's nothing sneaky about it.

Cobweb Heart
Mar 31, 2010

I need you to wear this. I need you to wear this all the time. It's office policy.
I sleep behind a gas station LMFAO No rent for me

sesame_samuel_
Dec 24, 2012

Pork Pro
A rainbow of sauce varieties from eating at various fast food establishments.

BIG BIC SQUAD
Jan 24, 2015
Another cool thing I recently got sneakily for free: one of those tiny half-pencils

Hemingway To Go!
Nov 10, 2008

im stupider then dog shit, i dont give a shit, and i dont give a fuck, and i will never shut the fuck up, and i'll always Respect my enemys.
- ernest hemingway
Dump sugar on the floor and get FREE ANTS

ghosTTy
Sep 22, 2008

nothing in life is free kiddo

BIG BIC SQUAD
Jan 24, 2015

ghostter posted:

nothing in life is free kiddo

Unless you have financially stable parents to leech off of ;)

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

BIG BIC SQUAD posted:

Unless you have financially stable parents to leech off of ;)

In this economy?

Gotta pump dem sales son!

ghosTTy
Sep 22, 2008

BIG BIC SQUAD posted:

Unless you have financially stable parents to leech off of ;)

oh yeah that's right hehe ;)

TheMostFrench
Jul 12, 2009

Stop for me, it's the claw!



Today I put more expensive potatoes in the same bag as less expensive ones, and rang them all up as the less expensive variety :monocle:

I am not enough of a bad rear end to simply not ring them up at all.

Robbie Fowler
May 31, 2011

Acne Rain posted:

Dump sugar on the floor and get FREE ANTS

my house has an ant problem, them niggas will get into my WATER if i leave it around for an hour or two.

Oprah
Nov 26, 2015
Once I got a whole 2 straws instead of just one from McDonald's.

Sound
Oct 18, 2004


a pen every time I sign a receipt

Return Of JimmyJars
Jun 24, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
if you goto little ceasers and hang out by the dumpster after they close you'll get like 30 pizzas for free

Return Of JimmyJars
Jun 24, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
also the donut shop around 2pm just fish that whole trash bag right out of the dumpster and bam like 300 donuts for free. heat em up and bring em to the office on modany

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.
I get free food on merit of being a lady, I guess. :sparkles:

WIFEY WATCHDOG
Jun 25, 2012

Yeah, well I don't trust this guy. I think he regifted, he degifted, and now he's using an upstairs invite as a springboard to a Super Bowl sex romp.
if you don't steal food and things at ever opportunity, you might be a good person. but not me, gotta turn a cup of water into a cup of soda, thanks mcSHITalds :grin:

Yo, imma blob
Apr 29, 2007

have you any wool
sometimes i come home from work with dog food still in my pockets, so free snacks

clone on the phone
Aug 5, 2003

Netflix and lots of other online services because people are dumb with passwords.

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

Rasmussen posted:

Netflix and lots of other online services because people are dumb with passwords.

Yeah it was super easy to figure out that your mom's Netflix password was ragingcumguzzler69

clone on the phone
Aug 5, 2003

Nooner posted:

Yeah it was super easy to figure out that your mom's Netflix password was ragingcumguzzler69

You can use it she doesn't need it anymore. (She's dead.)

glowing-fish
Feb 18, 2013

Keep grinding,
I hope you level up! :)
Last time I went to the U-Haul place with a friend, the van rental, which was supposed to be 20 dollars a day (and we were only using it for a few hours) turned out to actually be 50 dollars. When we turned the van back in, and the clerk went out to check it, I took a clicky pen out of the jar. It was a really good clicky pen. The whole thing got captured on video.

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Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
I get to keep scrap metal pieces that i think look cool I've got a jar of them because my apron has pockets

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