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Isaac posted:Id say i was in prison then make powerful eye contact with the interviewer lol im gonna try this next time. ya i was in prison. i was the head baker in the prison bakery so before i left the kitchen CO was like "you can put this on your resume!" and i was like ummmmmm no.
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Aralan posted:Isn't the general resume lie for being in prison to say you worked for whatever state/municipal entity controlled the prison you were in well considering i was in federal prison i think US FEDERAL GOVERNMENT might raise more questions than it answers considering i cook for a living lol. i've steady employment history my entire adult life so i just stretch the work dates and considering my boss prior to prison was an ex-con too he doesnt mind lying for me
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revmoo posted:Protip: open an LLC. It's $40 in my state. Then you can lie all you want on your resume. holy poo poo i like it
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is all this resume fuckery poisoning the well, i wonder? i have to hire people from time to time and even before reading this thread i knew to look at every resume as something likely filled with embellishments and half-truths is this just making employers crank their bullshit detectors to 11?
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A misanthrope posted:is all this resume fuckery poisoning the well, i wonder? i have to hire people from time to time and even before reading this thread i knew to look at every resume as something likely filled with embellishments and half-truths I can't imagine it's something new. If anything, being able to trick your employers is a time honored tradition, dating back at least as far as Achilles convincing Agamemnon he was invincible
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A misanthrope posted:is all this resume fuckery poisoning the well, i wonder? i have to hire people from time to time and even before reading this thread i knew to look at every resume as something likely filled with embellishments and half-truths find out next after weather
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I keep my resume 100 percent factual because it's easy to check and if it's fake well you can get canned pretty easy Now in an interview lie like a mother fucker
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Jan 30, 2016 06:17
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Aralan posted:Actually I'm a developer and I Google everything and now I'm pretty sure I know less about programming than I did when I graduated Apparently most college graduates don't really know how to program. Yet they still get jobs. http://blog.codinghorror.com/why-cant-programmers-program/ quote:I've personally interviewed graduates who can't answer "Write a loop that counts from 1 to 10"
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SweetKarma posted:Apparently most college graduates don't really know how to program. Yet they still get jobs. lol I still check to make sure I can do fizzbuzz whenever I start farming out my resume. Nobody's ever actually made me do it*, but I can totally understand how a developer who spends his life crawling around legacy code would forget how to do something that basic. As a basic bitch graduate I could've done it in every language I got taught though, so I don't know what kind of garbage curriculum they run in the schools that guy deals with. *They occasionally make me do pseudocode online, but mostly just logic puzzles. One time they asked me the water jug question from Die Hard 3 and got upset when I said "Oh hey that's the puzzle from Die Hard"
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FishionMailed posted:lol if you went to school and didn't just straight lie about it on your resume Pretty much this. It makes me wonder how far ahead I could get just by lying on my resume. Let's be honest, most people don't actually use the poo poo they learned in college or trade school in day-to-day business.
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Exceptionally quick mental conversions between imperial and metric
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