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My girlfriend asked me a dumb question and I I sent her a lmgtfy link and then she pinched me ): help ):
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Nooner posted:My girlfriend asked me a dumb question and I I sent her a lmgtfy link and then she pinched me ): help ): Looks like she's gonna be walking into a cabinet door again.
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Jan 28, 2016 09:12
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Nooner posted:My girlfriend asked me a dumb question and I I sent her a lmgtfy link and then she pinched me ): help ): Looks like you've been told twice.
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Jan 28, 2016 09:14
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Oh this? I tripped. I'm so clumsy.
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Jan 28, 2016 09:16
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Man up and punch her in the oval office.
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Jan 28, 2016 09:18
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i think this guy gets it: "Crash 2 is essentially domestic abuse." - gamepro011, 2015
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Jan 28, 2016 09:21
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Almost everything is funny with the proper use of a slide whistle op
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Jan 28, 2016 09:23
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Yes you are right nooner domestic abuse is never funny. International law does dictate, however, that you can now legally challenge her to a street fight to regain your pride. Should she decline she will be fined 10, 000 Bison Bucks (roughly two English pounds to the BB(Bison Buck)) and a maximum of 7 years imprisonment.
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Jan 28, 2016 09:25
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Hector Beerlioz posted:Looks like she's gonna be walking into a cabinet door again. Lol
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Jan 28, 2016 09:26
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you're dreaming nooner we're both trying to get you to wake up.
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Jan 28, 2016 09:34
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symbolic posted:i think this guy gets it: Gamepro011 is dangerously close to my first handle on AOL in like 1996. Dumb kids always thought I worked for the mag and then didn't really believe me when I told them I didn't. LOL like I'd wanna be Scary Larry, that dude was a proto-goon if there ever was one.
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Jan 28, 2016 09:38
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the state beats my wife
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Jan 28, 2016 09:39
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Hector Beerlioz posted:Looks like she's gonna be walking into a cabinet door again. Dead Precedents fucked around with this message at 09:56 on Jan 28, 2016 |
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Jan 28, 2016 09:40
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its p funny
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Jan 28, 2016 09:40
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dre beats headphones™
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Jan 28, 2016 09:40
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amityville anus posted:dre beats headphones™ im no musician but when things get a bit tense with my s/o a quick page to the local cudgelman fixes things up i find. i page him late at night and im like, sorry its late but she keeps farting in bed, and hes like no not at all this is my job and then he 'lays down some beats' as dr dre might say. this is not haha funny tho. its more, hehehehe >: ) funny
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Jan 28, 2016 09:44
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yes, she "pinched" you. with her fists. in your kidneys. while you wept and begged her to stop. that actually is pretty funny, so your thread title is incorrect.
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Jan 28, 2016 09:45
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Serious Frolicking posted:yes, she "pinched" you. with her fists. in your kidneys. while you wept and begged her to stop. i bet his 'girlfriend' is some fucken crab he stole
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Jan 28, 2016 09:46
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Orkin Mang posted:i bet his 'girlfriend' is some fucken crab he stole  She was cruel to him.
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Jan 28, 2016 09:51
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Hector Beerlioz posted:Looks like she's gonna be walking into a cabinet door again.
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Jan 28, 2016 09:55
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e:gently caress beaten
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Jan 28, 2016 09:55
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when she is sleeping put rubber bands on her hands to keep her from pinching you again
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Jan 28, 2016 09:59
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Unless you're domestically abusing a clown
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Jan 28, 2016 10:00
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Lies! Domestic Abuse (ads) can be hilarious. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N0Uin2sINdQ
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Jan 28, 2016 10:02
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amityville anus posted:e:gently caress beaten
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Jan 28, 2016 10:04
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one of these days, nooner, one of these days! bang, zoomer, straight to the mooner!
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Jan 28, 2016 10:06
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dreezy posted:one of these days, nooner, one of these days! bang, zoomer, straight to the mooner! are u a sofa model??
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Jan 28, 2016 10:06
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perfecting comedic domestic abuse techniques could be considered like an art-form maybe. your girlfriend is an artist op
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Jan 28, 2016 10:11
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punipuni posted:perfecting comedic domestic abuse techniques could be considered like an art-form maybe. your girlfriend is an artist op shes a crab
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Jan 28, 2016 10:12
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dreezy posted:one of these days, nooner, one of these days! bang, zoomer, straight to the mooner! Is this from that george bush sitcom I remember his catchphrease being like this
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Jan 28, 2016 10:13
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Next time she goes to pinch you put on the song Radar Love by Golden Earrin and say "I AINT NO SALT MOTHER FUCKER IF YA WANNA FIGHT LETZ FIGHT BUT IF YA PINCH ME AGAIN THEN I HOPE YA LIKE PINCHING COFFINS MOTHER FUCKER CAUSE IM GUNNA BURY YOUR BITCH rear end" directed by Quinton Tarrintino
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Jan 28, 2016 10:14
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If I had a girlfriend she could pinch me all the time. I'm so alone
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Jan 28, 2016 10:14
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Hey george can i borrow a gotdangcrackassdo Not now leeroy
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Jan 28, 2016 10:16
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Jukeboxblues posted:Next time she goes to pinch you put on the song Radar Love by Golden Earring
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Jan 28, 2016 10:16
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remember that episode of sienfeld when george built that undergound railroad and the wife who licked the stamp sniched to the south and he beat her with a pylon?? now THAT was haha funny,tarantinoesque even.
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Jan 28, 2016 10:18
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Orkin Mang posted:remember that episode of sienfeld when george built that undergound railroad and the wife who licked the stamp sniched to the south and he beat her with a pylon?? now THAT was haha funny,tarantinoesque even. But whhat song was playing?
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Jan 28, 2016 10:20
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symbolic posted:holy poo poo i forgot that song even existed How can you forget that sweet bass line?
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Jan 28, 2016 10:21
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I feel good now i dont have a girlfriend anymore but i also want a gurlfriend again. Life is so hard
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Jan 28, 2016 10:22
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i a m t r i g g e r e d
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Jan 28, 2016 10:23
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Blazing Ownager posted:Lies! Domestic Abuse (ads) can be hilarious. Wonder if he left a good tip?
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