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If you stare at a red light for long enough it'll eventually turn green
Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!
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I am a congenital optimist.
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If red means go in your culture you are allowed to run red lights
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I was playing Harvest Moon 64 with this kid who lived on my street and my cows were not doing well and I got so raged up and frustrated that my eyes welled up with tears and my friend was like are you crying dude. Are you crying because of the cows. I didn't understand the feeding mechanic.
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Cars don't actually exist; once you are able to grasp this concept, your commute will become much more manageable
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Jan 28, 2016 18:06
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the sound system is the most important factor when buying a new car. if you can't hear the car screaming, then it's not broken. all cars can scream
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Can't post for 3 years!
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the sound system is the most important factor when buying a new car. if you can't hear the car screaming, then it's not broken. all cars can scream
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Jan 28, 2016 18:43
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If you need to stop faster than brakes will stop, throw the car into reverse... MAY cause transmission to say "seeya" and parachute away, off to start a new life in a town where nobody recognizes it
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Jan 28, 2016 19:36
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people often misplace cool stuff on the road like coins, shoes, xp, car parts etc...if you drive a combine down the road, you can safely collect it all and make a tidy profit!
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Jan 28, 2016 19:49
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I was playing Harvest Moon 64 with this kid who lived on my street and my cows were not doing well and I got so raged up and frustrated that my eyes welled up with tears and my friend was like are you crying dude. Are you crying because of the cows. I didn't understand the feeding mechanic.
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If you need to stop faster than brakes will stop, throw the car into reverse... MAY cause transmission to say "seeya" and parachute away, off to start a new life in a town where nobody recognizes it
Lol
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Jan 28, 2016 20:20
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- DeepQantas
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Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...
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Remember to use your speed boost before you pick up a second one
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Jan 28, 2016 20:54
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- DeepQantas
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Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...
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When travelling in a pack, it's polite to overtake the lead so they can rest for a while. Once you start slowing down from the drag they'll take their turn again
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Jan 28, 2016 20:59
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- Macnult
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Turn your aux cable into an ox cable! Now your car runs on horsepower and oxpower.
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Jan 28, 2016 20:59
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- TheCIASentMe
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I'll get you! Just you wait and see!
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Just like how adding wheels makes your car go faster, removing wheels makes your car more fuel efficient.
So try adding and removing wheels the next time you drive. If you do it quick enough sometimes you can go faster and be more fuel efficient at the same time1!
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Jan 28, 2016 21:33
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aggressively chill
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remember bicyclists have just as much right to the road as you do so feel free to tailgate them so they will feel included and not left out because they can't afford a car
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Jan 28, 2016 21:50
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aggressively chill
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some people who get multiple DUIs can't drive anymore and you see them riding bikes in really awful weather be sure to follow them because they are probably on the way to a really good party
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you can save on gasoline consumption if you leap from your car into the draft of a semi. this doubles as a napping hack, because you can sleep while floating behind the semi
Drive through fields to avoid traffic
let cyclists know you support their right to share the road by loudly honking your horn when you pass and yelling, "Nice Bike, rear end in a top hat!" (common cyclist greeting)
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avoid driving all together by investing in a network of precisely placed cannons
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in a lot of places its illegal to ride your dirt bike on main roads, you can get around this law by covering your tires in mud
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Jan 28, 2016 22:38
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- FluffieDuckie
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some people who get multiple DUIs can't drive anymore and you see them riding bikes in really awful weather be sure to follow them because they are probably on the way to a really good party
Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!
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Jan 28, 2016 23:05
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lmbo
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Jan 28, 2016 23:08
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I was playing Harvest Moon 64 with this kid who lived on my street and my cows were not doing well and I got so raged up and frustrated that my eyes welled up with tears and my friend was like are you crying dude. Are you crying because of the cows. I didn't understand the feeding mechanic.
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some people who get multiple DUIs can't drive anymore and you see them riding bikes in really awful weather be sure to follow them because they are probably on the way to a really good party
Hell yah
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Jan 28, 2016 23:27
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drinking while driving is considered illegal but if you let go of the wheel every time you take a sip cops can't arrest you.
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Jan 29, 2016 00:52
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- Mapparu
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when being pulled over, take the cops hat and then arrest him.
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Jan 29, 2016 00:54
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- DeepQantas
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Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...
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Traffic tips courtesy of https://www.freemanontheroad.org, home of the sovereign travellers.
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Running late? Drive on the train tracks and other cars have to stop for you! Don't stay on too long though or you may become accustomed to "life on the rails" and drive town to town taking odd jobs and never settling.
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Jan 29, 2016 03:47
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if you get into a car crash. do not exchange identification. just tell, I'm the man!!! I'm the man!!! several times and run away.
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Jan 29, 2016 04:11
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we've all been there: speeding down the highway in your convertible, the wind in your hair--uh oh, what's that? a cop posted alongside the road, and he's got his speed gun out!! no need to worry, friend. throw a fast ball ahead of your car and they'll go after the ball instead
 
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Jan 29, 2016 06:37
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- Jukeboxblues
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Bad traffic ahead? No worries! Simply pull the special lever in the middle of your car (commonly referred to as a hand or parking break) to do a cool flip over all the cars.
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Jan 29, 2016 09:17
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- DeepQantas
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Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...
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Bad traffic ahead? No worries! Simply pull the special lever in the middle of your car (commonly referred to as Turbo Boost, Michael) to do a cool flip over all the cars.
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- DeepQantas
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Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...
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Be careful, tho. You only get to use the handbrake once per episode
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Jan 29, 2016 11:29
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- google THIS
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do you find yourself crashing a lot? it may be a driver issue.
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Jan 29, 2016 19:01
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do you find yourself crashing a lot? it may be a driver issue.
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- Adbot
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- DeepQantas
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Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...
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"That's right officer. My 1962 Pontiac DeVito is one of them driverless smart cars!"
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