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ghost host
Apr 17, 2010

ain't got no cash
ain't go no style
What's the appropriate age for children to begin vlogging? Are their parents aware their dumb kids are embarassing themselves on the internet?

This little dude can't be older than seven
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dj343FYt_GU

This one is speaking in tongues
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zQCnndQF5TA

This wasn't shot by a child but it sure makes me respect the 'burbs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zC1u1RP1dJQ

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vyst
Aug 25, 2009



Old enough to bleed old enough for a webfeed

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
i am very glad that i do not have children. the idea of watching a perfectly normal infant develop into a gibbering lackwit who watches minecraft lps over time is terrifying. like sure, other kids (that actually exist) are also doomed thanks to the internet but i am not responsible for them.

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
if the glove doesnt fit, you must acquit!

dreezy
Mar 4, 2015

yeah, rip.
hook the ultrasound up to youtube.

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:
drive your babies into a lake

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:
throw your kid in the bog

ghost host
Apr 17, 2010

ain't got no cash
ain't go no style

dreezy posted:

hook the ultrasound up to youtube.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FNKgWdWwvhk&t=13s

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


A misanthrope posted:

throw your kid in the bog

strap a gopro on em first

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post
Somone post that video of the kid who is all excited about getting one like

AKA Pseudonym
May 16, 2004

A dashing and sophisticated young man
Doctor Rope
I remember grabbing my parents camcorder and doing stupid poo poo on tape. God drat am I glad it's all either taped over or sitting in a box in my parents' garage on a format nobody uses anymore. Kids these days don't have it so easy.

Grem
Mar 29, 2004

It's how her species communicates

My daughter watches YouTube videos of little girls making videos with various dolls. She wants to do it too! She's 5. I might be tempted to let her and keep the videos private if I hadn't of broken my phone camera.

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





There are tons of parents on youtube who think it's a great idea to vlog their child from birth. Some of the channels are extremely popular and profitable as well, so thousands of strangers are watching the kid grow up Truman style.

Thots and Prayers
Jul 13, 2006

A is the for the atrocious abominated acts that YOu committed. A is also for ass-i-nine, eight, seven, and six.

B, b, b - b is for your belligerent, bitchy, bottomless state of affairs, but why?

C is for the cantankerous condition of our character, you have no cut-out.
Grimey Drawer
If it brings in the pedos, the view count will be neato-s.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

if theres grass then play ball

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
This seems to be the correct thread.

Ariel Winter turned 18 Today.

Happy Birthday!

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
if the house is a rockin, dont bother dokken

Lamebot
Sep 8, 2005

ロボ顔菌~♡
id say anything before the time of conception is too young to even exist.

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

MiracleWhale posted:

strap a gopro on em first

lol

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

i used to make horrible lovely vlogs when i was 12 or 14 or something like that. i'm glad i never uploaded them to any website and eventually deleted them all.

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

symbolic posted:

i used to make horrible lovely vlogs when i was 12 or 14 or something like that. i'm glad i never uploaded them to any website and eventually deleted them all.

nice try!

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

what if shes like really mature for her age???? asking for a friend.

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
old enough to pee, old enough to be! on a webvlog, that is!

Genesplicer
Oct 19, 2002

I give your invention the worst grade imaginable: An A-minus-minus!

Total Clam
Hell, sometimes I think half of you goons are not mature enough to be trusted with online access of any sort.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

genesplicer posted:

Hell, sometimes I think half of you goons are not mature enough to be trusted with online access of any sort.

Thanks, Dad!

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
if you want to make an omelette, sometimes you have to break some eggs

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
Are we talking preteen let's plays or are you just jankin my dank crank Frank?

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

genesplicer posted:

Hell, sometimes I think half of you goons are not mature enough to be trusted with online access of any sort.

you are right -- except it's probably closer to 90%

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

genesplicer posted:

Hell, sometimes I think half of you goons are not mature enough to be trusted with online access of any sort.

Did you gas my Kenny G farting thread :mad:

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

genesplicer posted:

Hell, sometimes I think half of you goons are not mature enough to be trusted with online access of any sort.

did u gas my hangover cure thread? if so thats ok. i shouldnt need it again until tomorrow

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot
Why they'd let them is am ystery. If you insist at least make them private for your family and friends only.

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
I want to post a thread right now that is just "fart turd twat" and then n/t in the subject line but I can't because Lowtax refuses to allow posting new threads from the Android app because the instructions he gave me don't work

Fart turd twat

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Microwaves Mom posted:

Why they'd let them is am ystery. If you insist at least make them private for your family and friends only.

A ystery is a non binary mystery and you can shave half of its head and gently caress it if you want you don't have to be nice but probably not too rudo

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
Sometimes it would be nice if tiny threadlike worms would rend my brain into jelly slivers and I'd forget to breathe and die on the sidewalk and just lay there for hours until some white bitch called 911 while walking off

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Sheep-Goats posted:

Sometimes it would be nice if tiny threadlike worms would rend my brain into jelly slivers and I'd forget to breathe and die on the sidewalk and just lay there for hours until some white bitch called 911 while walking off

i think you need to set the bar a little higher, but then no one would be able to reach their drinks! ahahahaha hahaaha

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

dad gay. so what posted:

i think you need to set the bar a little higher, but then no one would be able to reach their drinks! ahahahaha hahaaha

:cheerdoge:

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

dad gay. so what posted:

i think you need to set the bar a little higher, but then no one would be able to reach their drinks! ahahahaha hahaaha

I wish I enjoyed drinking / anything

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
there is no appropriate age, op

Boinks
Nov 24, 2003



I had a tape recorder when I was a kid.

I made my own radio show with it called "Pee Break".

I'd be like:

Hi, this is Boinks, and welcome to Pee Break.

*PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS* FLUSH

Ahh, well tune in next time.

If only Youtube was around back then....

.... it would be awesome because I could listen to that poo poo again and laugh because it was a great idea for a show.

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Son of Rodney
Feb 22, 2006

ohmygodohmygodohmygod

there's no too young, just too tight, and that is an elastic concept.

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