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Charlie and Cringer are two cats owned by a homeless man with exploding bowel syndrome. The hobo man was not allowed to care for these cats any longer as the man was living in a stinky car! Two very pretty people called Mr and Mrs Mormon came to rescue Charlie and Cringer from the very poorly homeless man. They lived in a big house with beautiful decorations and the cats would be very happy here. The Mormons were very happy with their new friends, they loved to show pictures of Charlie and Cringer to their many friends. Something was awful about their friends, but for the most part, everyone loved to see photos of Charlie and Cringer living a happy life. The old homeless man was very sad without his friends, he was trying to find a job in the gambling kingdom but no one was willing to give him a chance. One day a kind gentleman offered the down and out man a job, and he decided to take it. All was not ok with the hobo, as his stinky car needed many repairs to get to the golden gates of his new employment opportunity. He scrimped and scraped and managed to get everything fixed and he was on his way to see Charlie and Cringer. At long last the homeless man was reunited with his beloved cat friends. 'Meow meow' said Charlie and Cringer! Sadly the homeless man could still not look after the furry creatures, as he hadn't found a happy home yet, so Charlie and Cringer would have to stay with Mr and Mrs Mormon for the time being. The hobo had to press on to another kingdom to fulfil his destiny, some day he would return to collect his cats. Time passed, and The Mormon family did not hear from the homeless man for a long time. They were able to make brief contact via a magic cloud; the hobo had found a lovely new home, but he was very sad. The new kingdom was very scary, explained the homeless man. The Mormons said things would get better but sadly the homeless man drank and drank and was never heard from again.
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simosimo posted:Charlie and Cringer are two cats owned by a homeless man with exploding bowel syndrome. The hobo man was not allowed to care for these cats any longer as the man was living in a stinky car! how bad did the car smell?
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Jan 28, 2016 22:52
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Jerry Mumphrey posted:how bad did the car smell? 
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Jan 28, 2016 22:58
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CH isn't dead he's drunk
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Jan 28, 2016 23:01
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that is the screenplay for "blindside" the michael oher story
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Jan 28, 2016 23:02
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what the gently caress are you talking about you stupid moron rear end in a top hat retard idiot
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Jan 28, 2016 23:04
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This I'd important and i really want to know what happened to the hobo!!!!
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Jan 28, 2016 23:04
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OP I think the homeless man might have been He-Man.
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Jan 28, 2016 23:05
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This story doesn't even mention libraries or homeless girls with backpacks or have a link to the original story. The drinking to death part is accurate though.
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Jan 29, 2016 00:11
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wait what? I thought CH moved to Detroit and was finally getting his life together after nearly making GBS threads himself to death in his car from eating rotten sausages. That story was supposed to have a happy ending!
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Jan 29, 2016 00:16
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CH died and then the cats died too they are all dead RIP CH and cats 1969-2016
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Jan 29, 2016 00:19
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Nooner posted:CH died and then the cats died too they are all dead RIP CH and cats 1969-2016 
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Jan 29, 2016 00:20
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Nooner posted:CH died and then the cats died too they are all dead RIP CH and cats 1969-2016 That's not how it ends 
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Jan 29, 2016 01:48
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Those cats are terrors and wreak havoc across the land. One of them DESTROYED priceless Christmas plates. Those cats are trouble...but boy are the cute.
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Jan 29, 2016 02:41
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Cool whacky story. How's middle school?
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Jan 29, 2016 02:44
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I read this to my kids tonight. Its a cautionary tale. Like Rumpelstiltskin
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Jan 29, 2016 03:01
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gently caress my gay rear end op
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