NASCAR 2016: I think at this point one thread per year is probably fine

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CactusWeasle: Aug 1, 2006; It's not a party until the bomb squad says it is

Daytona 500 wins: 0

# ¿ Feb 4, 2016 20:20

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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 11:21

CactusWeasle: Aug 1, 2006; It's not a party until the bomb squad says it is

CBJSprague24 posted:

Jeff Gordon told FOX Sports he would have subbed for Tony Stewart in the 500 if asked if he weren't committed to the telecast.

Then why is this still a problem

# ¿ Feb 5, 2016 21:40

CactusWeasle: Aug 1, 2006; It's not a party until the bomb squad says it is

At this point im just going to watch for the crashes

# ¿ Feb 12, 2016 19:34

CactusWeasle: Aug 1, 2006; It's not a party until the bomb squad says it is

L_Harrison posted:

Yes, I like edging. Edging is good. It makes the wreck even better (if it happens).

This is the opposite of that

# ¿ Feb 13, 2016 22:26

CactusWeasle: Aug 1, 2006; It's not a party until the bomb squad says it is

VikingSkull posted:

we gon get a guy on his lid in this I think

OR girl

ARCA is an equal opportunity wreckfest

# ¿ Feb 13, 2016 22:45

CactusWeasle: Aug 1, 2006; It's not a party until the bomb squad says it is

Welcome back, ARCA! :allears:

# ¿ Feb 13, 2016 22:54

CactusWeasle: Aug 1, 2006; It's not a party until the bomb squad says it is

BMB5150 posted:

Fun fact today is going 1 second faster than 1995.

You can't really compare though because the track wasn't a Stadium back then

# ¿ Feb 14, 2016 20:11

CactusWeasle: Aug 1, 2006; It's not a party until the bomb squad says it is

I give literally no shits about this kid

# ¿ Feb 14, 2016 20:41

CactusWeasle: Aug 1, 2006; It's not a party until the bomb squad says it is

Cheating assholes

....Just like Dale would have :911:

# ¿ Feb 16, 2016 21:21

CactusWeasle: Aug 1, 2006; It's not a party until the bomb squad says it is

Sitting with those 3, Jeff Gordon must be questioning his life decisions

# ¿ Feb 21, 2016 18:05

CactusWeasle: Aug 1, 2006; It's not a party until the bomb squad says it is

BMB5150 posted:

I do believe by next year, grass will be gone.

Hell no they better not pave the trioval

# ¿ Feb 21, 2016 19:52

CactusWeasle: Aug 1, 2006; It's not a party until the bomb squad says it is

Dumb wrecks and wet fart finish time!

# ¿ Feb 21, 2016 22:16

CactusWeasle: Aug 1, 2006; It's not a party until the bomb squad says it is

You mean a few people on twitter following a major sporting event are dumbasses? NO WAY

# ¿ Feb 21, 2016 23:20

CactusWeasle: Aug 1, 2006; It's not a party until the bomb squad says it is

Can you imagine the headlines in Japan tomorrow?

TOYOTA WINS HICK CAR RACE IN BUMBLEFUCK USA

# ¿ Feb 21, 2016 23:30

CactusWeasle: Aug 1, 2006; It's not a party until the bomb squad says it is

I suppose one would fake their own death to avoid a fate worse than death - becoming a FOX broadcaster

# ¿ Feb 28, 2016 17:50

CactusWeasle: Aug 1, 2006; It's not a party until the bomb squad says it is

I'm all for getting this over and done with quickly.

# ¿ Feb 28, 2016 20:03

CactusWeasle: Aug 1, 2006; It's not a party until the bomb squad says it is

ahahahaha oh god here we go

# ¿ Feb 28, 2016 22:24

CactusWeasle: Aug 1, 2006; It's not a party until the bomb squad says it is

be nice wicka posted:

it's still two laps, but if they make it back to that line on the backstretch it's deemed a "clean restart" and they will end if there's a caution after that

I still dont get this rule because I thought the ovetime line determined if the restarted counted at all, and then in this case we still would have had plenty of time before the white to go yellow again and have another attempt?

I literally dont understand loving anything at all anymore

# ¿ Feb 28, 2016 22:46

CactusWeasle: Aug 1, 2006; It's not a party until the bomb squad says it is

CBJSprague24 posted:

"Wasn't no debris cautions today, they was legit."

Preach on, brother Junyer.

Except for the first debris caution :confused:

# ¿ Feb 28, 2016 22:49

CactusWeasle: Aug 1, 2006; It's not a party until the bomb squad says it is

kidcoelacanth posted:

I think the track is going to be lifted up and blow away

No great loss

# ¿ Mar 6, 2016 21:35

CactusWeasle: Aug 1, 2006; It's not a party until the bomb squad says it is

# ¿ Mar 20, 2016 22:31

CactusWeasle: Aug 1, 2006; It's not a party until the bomb squad says it is

Seriously Kimi driving a car for Nemco was peak NASCAR

# ¿ Mar 28, 2016 14:35

CactusWeasle: Aug 1, 2006; It's not a party until the bomb squad says it is

Completely forgot there was a race last night

# ¿ Apr 10, 2016 11:52

CactusWeasle: Aug 1, 2006; It's not a party until the bomb squad says it is

Harveygod posted:

Netcode!

# ¿ Apr 23, 2016 09:15

CactusWeasle: Aug 1, 2006; It's not a party until the bomb squad says it is

Tears incoming

# ¿ Apr 24, 2016 21:22

CactusWeasle: Aug 1, 2006; It's not a party until the bomb squad says it is

Confucious says

# ¿ Apr 25, 2016 18:48

CactusWeasle: Aug 1, 2006; It's not a party until the bomb squad says it is

AIDS

# ¿ Apr 30, 2016 22:48

CactusWeasle: Aug 1, 2006; It's not a party until the bomb squad says it is

Take everyone's HANS device away and you'll eliminate most of the dumb race ending wrecks

# ¿ Apr 30, 2016 23:23

CactusWeasle: Aug 1, 2006; It's not a party until the bomb squad says it is

LostCosmonaut posted:

nice roof flaps

Roof flaps should detect when a car is upside down

# ¿ May 1, 2016 19:44

CactusWeasle: Aug 1, 2006; It's not a party until the bomb squad says it is

LOL Junior bad

e: wasnt his fault but I think that car is haunted

# ¿ May 1, 2016 19:59

CactusWeasle: Aug 1, 2006; It's not a party until the bomb squad says it is

I'm getting deja vu

# ¿ May 1, 2016 20:21

CactusWeasle: Aug 1, 2006; It's not a party until the bomb squad says it is

That was drat scary and Matt was pretty drat lucky

# ¿ May 1, 2016 21:32

CactusWeasle: Aug 1, 2006; It's not a party until the bomb squad says it is

L_Harrison posted:

A death would be good for the sport. I want to be reminded of how dangerous auto racing is again. None of this pussy rear end poo poo where everyone walks away.

Doesnt seem to work for IndyCar

# ¿ May 2, 2016 20:42

CactusWeasle: Aug 1, 2006; It's not a party until the bomb squad says it is

Slickdrac posted:

Dillon was close enough that it should have been cause for actual serious discussion about it.

The front straight fence at Daytona was altered after the Larson crash in 2013(?) and the new grandstand was pushed further back during the renovation. So, things seemed to hold up in the Dillion accident

# ¿ May 2, 2016 21:19