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Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
Can we sub Gordon for the whole year? Watching Smoke come in 4 laps down all year is going to suck.

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Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
So if we sell bootleg you can't spell NASCAR without SRA shirts can SRA sue us since he doesn't sell T Shirts? He has no damages.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
This is a good start, now if we drop the field to 24 cars we have something. With the Chase format it doesn't really matter if you race every race cause NASCAR fun.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
32 teams works fine for the NFL so it should work fine for NASCARCASM.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

L_Harrison posted:

Hey guys, check out these high-tech digital gauges. Bet you haven't seen anything like that before.

Except in every racing series around the globe.

My 84 K Car. It was a sweet rear end New Yorker. It talked too.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
I am surprised the tire changer doesn't accidentally drop the tire on the spoiler every time.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
Are Trucks tonight?

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
Why is everyone so obsessed with Dr. Dre's 36th birthday?

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
I think all this qualifying should be replaced with fan voting on the twitter. (At 99 cents a vote France has got to eat!)

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

VikingSkull posted:

oh I'd also like to join hands and say a prayer for SRA today

Looking forward to him getting stuck all alone and ending up going from first to 35th on the last restart.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
So the caution clock knocked SRA out because he doesn't sell t shirts?

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
Spelunker Glad-handler finished 21st, to save you the trouble of looking it up. The truck that was flipping through the air finished ahead of him. Sad face.

Clock made the race worse for me. Bring back the "debris" caution triggered by rating dips.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

CBJSprague24 posted:



I thought it was going to be one of those massive party tents where everything was inside, yet it looks like a bunch of garage stalls with different categories of merch inside? I haven't seen it in action yet myself.

Is every stall just Dale Jr. merch? Except the Lowe's sponsored Jimmie Johnson spot on the end.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
A Toyota has more USA parts then any other new car in the world. That said you should have punched him at Purdue fan

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


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Ford must be bringing back the cosworth escort so they can have an F1 engine for Danica to drive. Since I can't have a rage creating NASCAR victory for Danica I will take an F1 victory where every other team starts and parks AKA Indy.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

CBJSprague24 posted:

It's NASCAR. I'm more surprised they're not waiting to find a reason to put Danica in first.

Is she not the most accomplished NASCAR lady driver? She certainly is the most famous which is what hall of FAME is about? It is not hall of competence.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

Slickdrac posted:

Guthrie-33 races, 5 top 10s, 19.3 average finish
Danica-119 races, 6 top 10s, 24.8 average finish

Ugh, Danica is not good at finishing races is she. Now I see why every jerk male driver is mad that she can lose a sponsor and pick up a new one in a month that sponsors the whole season. (Even if it was some HAAS automation scam to sell killer robots that manufacture fig bars to the mob.)

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
Wait the can was not in the car when he tossed the tool how is that engaged?
Oops yeah it was.

Elephanthead fucked around with this message at 20:47 on Feb 28, 2016

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
Cup needs the caution clock.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
How is Trump so popular with rednecks? Incest?

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
All cars sponsored by the military. Trump Cup sounds nice. Confederate flags traded for Trump flags or toupees. This is the smartest thing France has ever done, not that the bar is all that high.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
I would bet there are more in Indiana since it is the only southern state north of the line. Also see the quantity of Indiana NASCAR drivers it is oddly disproportionate.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
Take $2,000 and a trailer and pick that up. Does that work?

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

VikingSkull posted:

Trump is reverse Obama and it's great

He is more like a dumber Obama, not really a reverse. His campaign those is the same just replace youth with rednecks and hope with hate.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
I came here to see who won the race hopefully job stealing Mexican guy.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
When is the start time for the SRA Xfinity debut? I am hoping late since it is out west some-wheres. I still am working Saturdays.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
Owns

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


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kidcoelacanth posted:

It bothers me so much that they're using the Wood Brothers number. Why are they doing that.

Because just like in black jack it pays 1.5 times.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
Watching on my smart phone thanks menards for paying for this.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

CBJSprague24 posted:

https://twitter.com/ralphsheheen/status/709821304111665152

Testifying against the bill banning conversion of street cars to racecars.

I am for the bill and against Trump.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
Isn't driving a non street legal car on the street illegal even if it never used to be a street car? Anyway get this politics out of my NASCAR is boring and only dummies watch it NASCAR thread. Jimmy Johnson number 1!

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
Why are these races more then five laps?

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

VikingSkull posted:

also SRA you have access to planes and a race team and some Canadian is going down for smuggling

you know what to do

Sell marked up Smokey Yunick books on ebay?

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
Maybe she just really likes M & Ms.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

VikingSkull posted:

It's not even a NASCAR thing, how the over the air networks don't have live streaming on the internet (for free, without requiring cable provider logins) in TYOOL 2016 is mind boggling.

Sling Box is supposed to be coming out with an OTA box that will do this for you if you have internet that can serve it up. I am going to use it to scam NFL games by sending one to someone in every TV market. Cheaper then paying DirecTV.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

Possibly Chicken posted:

Now watch Joe Gibbs racing mysterious stop beating everyone off pit road

It wasn't mysterious everyone knows they were going with three nuts. (Backpage girls charge extra for this FYI)

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

be nice wicka posted:

who is responsible for calling cautions?

The TV producer.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
I am down with no pitting during cautions. You should win the race on the track not by lugnut cheating. I guess we need cars that can pass other cars then so this will never work.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
Ah man I wanted to see some Spanner Goldenher and all I see is a rerun fake race.

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Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


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VikingSkull posted:

we've never seen two different cars with the same sponsor, either

like, Bass Pro Shops is only on the 14 you'd never dream of seeing it on another car, so clearly Mobil 1 is dropping the 14

Exxon Mobil really can't afford two cars. There are 3 companies bigger then them.

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