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theres a will theres moe
Jan 10, 2007


Hair Elf
:siren:Hello.:siren:


We've had a recent influx of newcomers who are unfamiliar with the SA culture, so I want to make sure everyone understands what's going on right now.

Please read and heed the following list of rules. I'll update it if necessary.

  • Hamburger Pizza rule is in effect
  • Number 6 Stands
  • Don't ask about Josh Smith
  • If you mention Clabber Girl baking powder, it's an instaban (as usual)
  • Don't offend sleeveless (he's in a delicate place (no offense, sleeveless))
  • No dirty talk against standing politicians (the "Honorable" title is not meaningless on these forums)
  • When in doubt, whip it out, so to speak

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theres a will theres moe
Jan 10, 2007


Hair Elf
goddamnit I didn't know you could only buy a sticky for SA Mart threads.

e: Lowtax you just lost 70 bux

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
good job retard

I.C.
Jun 10, 2008

I voted 5.

simple
Apr 11, 2007

Enfield posted:

good job retard

basement jihadist
Oct 3, 2002

be gay

bring back old gbs
Feb 28, 2007

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
hhahahahahaha @ thoes funny options

bring back old gbs
Feb 28, 2007

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
maybe someone can "whip it out" (this thread) into the :gas: chamber

theres a will theres moe
Jan 10, 2007


Hair Elf

32MB OF ESRAM posted:

maybe someone can "whip it out" (this thread) into the :gas: chamber

hopefully

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.

Number 1 Sexy Dad posted:

  • Don't offend sleeveless (he's in a delicate place (no offense, sleeveless))

Your callout thread colors are showing past the camo. Mods! Mods!!

Tujague
May 8, 2007

by LadyAmbien
I don't get the new word filter

I could probably figure it out from context but I would have to read a lot of posts and uhhhh you know

Somebody give me a hint

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you

are the words "pumpy" and "roisterer" still frowned upon?

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
Hope someone murders the Op IRL. Nothing would make me happier

theres a will theres moe
Jan 10, 2007


Hair Elf

Kuato posted:

Hope someone murders the Op IRL. Nothing would make me happier

sometimes i'm at a red light and a car rolls up beside me and i imagine the driver rolls down his window and points a pistol at me while i'm facing straight ahead and plants a little blip of lead right in the middle of my brain and i never even know it happened.

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
i can smell your fear *pulls blanket back over my face*

bring back old gbs
Feb 28, 2007

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Number 1 Sexy Dad posted:

sometimes i'm at a red light and a car rolls up beside me and i imagine the driver rolls down his window and points a pistol at me while i'm facing straight ahead and plants a little blip of lead right in the middle of my brain and i never even know it happened.

nah i want u to suffer :twisted:

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
gently caress you you're not my dad

Return Of JimmyJars
Jun 24, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
gently caress my drat balls op

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you

2 many dads in here imo

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
Rule number 1 about gbs: never talk about gbs unless you're in QCS in which case only talk about GBS.

kalel
Jun 19, 2012

Enfield posted:

good job retard

:five: goldmine :five:

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k

Enfield posted:

good job retard

great thread though

Other Barry
Jun 5, 2012


Dinosaur Gum
hi OP you're not a famous personage or deadmau5 so you can't tell us what to do

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

Applewhite posted:

Rule number 1 about gbs: never talk about gbs unless you're in QCS in which case only talk about GBS.

Tony Homo
Oct 30, 2014

by zen death robot
What an idiot

theres a will theres moe
Jan 10, 2007


Hair Elf

Tony Homo posted:

What an idiot

good feedback

welcome 2 Clown Town
Aug 1, 2006

GALAXY'S #2 SCULL*!

*scrunt skull
op choke on your own vomit and die you loving invalid

theres a will theres moe
Jan 10, 2007


Hair Elf

tomstuart posted:

op choke on your own vomit and die you loving invalid

dogg, look, i'm trying. i just need people to keep posting in this thread and eventually I'll die of embarrassment. Keep going. Help me out. It's the only way.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
I thought you could buy a stickied thread too, op.

theres a will theres moe
Jan 10, 2007


Hair Elf

Hector Beerlioz posted:

I thought you could buy a stickied thread too, op.

if i taught one poster one thing, my posting career was a success

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



Real rules of gbs:

- your gay
- be home for supper
- death is certain
- there are no rules

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:
the only rule that counts in gbs is

- kill yourself

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Number 1 Sexy Dad posted:

if i taught one poster one thing, my posting career was a success

I meant, I leanred that a while back. People called me a retard too so I know what you're going through rn.

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
Rules rule!

basement jihadist
Oct 3, 2002

boys suck or suck boys

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
supper is actually the key like that golrilla guy said.

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:
rule #2

- when in doubt, jerk it out

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



A misanthrope posted:

the only rule that counts in gbs is

- kill yourself

This is a part of rule #3

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Business Gorillas posted:

This is a part of rule #3

i would move supper up 1 spot personally, but this seems pretty legit. like, too legit to quit type legit. you know what i mean?

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a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:
rule #3

- If a thread's brown, act like a clown. If a thread's yellow, "im a gay" you should bellow.

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