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Cleopatra lived closer to the building of Pizza Hut than the pyramids. The Great Pyramid was built cerca 2560 BC, while Cleopatra lived around 30 BC. The first Pizza Hut opened in 1958, which is about 500 years closer. There was more time between the Stegosaurus and the Tyrannosaurus Rex than between Tyrannosaurus Rex and you. The Stegosaurus lived 150 million years ago, while the T-Rex lived only 65 million years ago. In the span of 63 years, we went from taking flight to landing on the moon. In 1903 the Wright brothers successfully flew a plane for a whopping 59 seconds. 38 years later, in 1941, the Japanese used flight to bomb Pearl Harbor. Only 28 years after that, Apollo 11 landed on the moon in 1969. France was still executing people by guillotine when Star Wars came out. Star Wars premiered in theaters in May 1977. The last execution by guillotine took place September 10th of the same year. The first pyramids were built while the woolly mammoth was still alive. Most mammoths died out 10,000 years ago, a small population still survived until 1650 BC. By that point, Egypt was halfway through its empire, and the Giza Pyramids were already 1000 years old. Betty White is older than sliced bread. Frederick Rohwedder invented sliced bread in 1928, while Betty White was born in 1922. Bread had existed prior to that , just not in the pre-sliced form. When Warner Brothers formed, the Ottoman Empire was still a thing. Harry, Albert, Sam, and Jack Warner opened their first theater, the Cascade, in New Castle, Pennsylvania in 1903. Meanwhile, the Ottoman Empire spanned from 1299 to 1923, when Turkey became an independent nation. The jewelry company Tiffany & Co. has been around longer than Italy. Charles Lewis Tiffany and John B. Young founded Tiffany & Young in 1837, while Italy didn't become a country until 1861. There are whales alive today who were born before Moby Dick was written. Some of the bowhead whales living off the coast of Alaska are well over 200 years old. They were born well before Moby Dick was written in 1851, and might have been the very animals to inspire the tale. The fax machine was invented the same year people were traveling the Oregon Trail.The first fax machine was developed by Alexander Bain in 1843, meanwhile The Great Migration began across America.
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# ? Jan 29, 2016 10:59 |
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Number 1 Sexy Dad posted:What if you could go back in time and kill hitler? Have you ever considered that it might be better to kill Roosevelt, Churchill and Stalin instead?
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# ? Jan 29, 2016 11:04 |
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Number 1 Sexy Dad posted:What if you could go back in time and kill hitler? I'd make sure he finished the job.
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# ? Jan 29, 2016 12:12 |
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Baronjutter posted:I 3d printed this little frame to stick a microswitch in to control my model train turnouts. Oh god I love model trains! Do you have a thread?
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# ? Jan 29, 2016 12:22 |
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then ur daddy would've dumped one in a plastic charlie chaplin miniature and we wouldn't have to worry about this thread
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# ? Jan 29, 2016 13:31 |
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I'd probably kill jfk if I could go to the 40s, then Nixon would've been president in 1960 instead and hopefully declare himself god King of the USA and reign supreme to this day.
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# ? Jan 29, 2016 16:27 |
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Kuato posted:I'd probably kill jfk if I could go to the 40s, then Nixon would've been president in 1960 instead and hopefully declare himself god King of the USA and reign supreme to this day. thats one small step for man, one giant leap to suck on dem toes
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# ? Jan 29, 2016 18:23 |
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i would go back in time and stop the op from making this thread
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# ? Jan 29, 2016 18:43 |
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3d print multiple hitlers
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# ? Jan 29, 2016 18:54 |
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hitler diverted attention at brown-skins..? communists, gypsies, jews, slavs, gays, invalids and capitalist-industrialists are stereotypically brown? i don't know if i'm understanding this OP right. the obvious event to interfere in with a time machine would be the signing of the treaty of Versailles.
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# ? Jan 29, 2016 19:07 |
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If 3D printers existed in 1936 your grandma would be rolling in 3D printed dildoes.
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# ? Jan 29, 2016 19:51 |
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Poetic Justice posted:Cleopatra lived closer to the building of Pizza Hut than the pyramids. The Great Pyramid was built cerca 2560 BC, while Cleopatra lived around 30 BC. The first Pizza Hut opened in 1958, which is about 500 years closer. 200 year old whales?! http://www.medicaldaily.com/can-marine-biology-help-us-live-forever-bowhead-whale-can-live-200-years-cancer-316424 Some whale hunters in 2007 fished a whale with 1890 era harpoons embedded in its blubber Crazy
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# ? Jan 29, 2016 22:27 |
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We had oceanic cable connecting Britain and the US by telegraph in the 1850s It was basically tar, iron, and tree sap. It took three attempts to lay it down The queen and president exchanged correspondence over 16 hours, marking the first time we'd communicated transatlantic within less than 10 days. It degraded and failed within a month or so cause some dick on the UK side kept jacking the voltage up until the insulation failed. It took 15 years before funding could be secured to lay down another transoceanic cable. Meanwhile cables were laid under the Red Sea and other places and the concept was improved upon. The first commercial satellite was launched before transoceanic telephone cables were laid in the 1960s Because fiber optic was necessary to make it work: the groundwork / master patent for fiber optic communication was held by AT&T from 1889~ when bell made the photo-phone by using light to transfer electric signals across 700 yards.
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# ? Jan 29, 2016 22:32 |
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Dave_Indeed posted:Idiot. Sexy
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# ? Jan 29, 2016 23:05 |
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If there was 3d printers in 1936 they'd print barnacle jim, and we'd be several million levels of irony further by today.
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# ? Jan 29, 2016 23:12 |
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a hole-y ghost posted:If there was 3d printers in 1936 they'd print barnacle jim, and we'd be several million levels of irony further by today. theyd try but he would still be printing (cause his face is so long lol)
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# ? Jan 29, 2016 23:21 |
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Nooner posted:theyd try but he would still be printing (cause his face is so long lol) welcome back nooner
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# ? Jan 29, 2016 23:43 |
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a hundred boners posted:hitler diverted attention at brown-skins..? kaiser wilhelm did nothing wrong
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# ? Jan 29, 2016 23:48 |
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Poetic Justice posted:Cleopatra lived closer to the building of Pizza Hut than the pyramids. The Great Pyramid was built cerca 2560 BC, while Cleopatra lived around 30 BC. The first Pizza Hut opened in 1958, which is about 500 years closer. Big fan of this post.
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# ? Jan 29, 2016 23:52 |
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Bluemillion posted:Big fan of this post. Yeah these lil factoid posts own, Your Dead Gay Son's shorter one is cool too.
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# ? Jan 30, 2016 00:40 |
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Your Dead Gay Son posted:The first commercial satellite was launched before transoceanic telephone cables were laid in the 1960s well yeah, because between 1850 and 1960 they descovered a little thing called "radio waves" making that trans-atlantic telegraph less important
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# ? Jan 30, 2016 15:46 |
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if consumer level 3d printers existed then nothing would have changed at all b/c its a bustass manufacturing technique that produces almost nothing of any material consequence
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# ? Jan 30, 2016 17:16 |
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Man if they had 3D printing in 1936 that means they would have had advanced manufacturing, personal computers, and polymers too. So today we would be way more advanced technologically.
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# ? Jan 30, 2016 17:21 |
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So I travel back in time, materialising next to a young sleeping Hitler with my 3D printer & computer. I then 3D-print him a hook nose and glue it on his sleeping face. My plan is that Hitler will get called a a Jew and bashed until the fake nose falls off, which will give him empathy for Jews. Unfortunately he ascribes the fake Jew nose to a jewish plot and repeats history to "get even". Because no one can change the past.
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# ? Jan 30, 2016 17:45 |
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I'd have the 3D printer make me up a handful of flirty chiffon and I'd do a fan dance for him and seduce him. Then I'd blackmail him for my silence until he gives all the Jews spa days but for real ones not the ones they got.
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# ? Jan 30, 2016 18:22 |
OP is saying we should kill Trump, geez how did y'all miss this.
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# ? Jan 30, 2016 18:27 |
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i would 3D printe 3 more 3d printers
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# ? Jan 30, 2016 18:43 |
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BigBadSteve posted:So I travel back in time, materialising next to a young sleeping Hitler with my 3D printer & computer. I then 3D-print him a hook nose and glue it on his sleeping face. Maybe your plan started it all in the first place.
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