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jacket, pants zipper, or ...other. ever done it? time to fess up GBSers. one time i was really drunk and ready to get it on (as i am in fact a sex haver) but i was wearing a zip up hooded sweatshirt. long story short, she gave me "the job" (this is what i call a blowie which some called a suck job) and in a haste to take the jacket off, I got my erect head caught in part of the zipper and zippered a bit of it right off. hurt like a motherfucker. a lot like a burning sensation (rug burn type of thing). my junk was out of commission for like 3 days. healed up cmpletely after a month or so though. now youd never know ive zippered my dick
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# ? Jan 29, 2016 14:41 |
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When I was 5 I was jumping around excitedly in my feety pajamas before bed time. I was unzipping and zipping up the zipper repeatedly and my hog got caught in a relentless pinch. It was indelibly etched into my mind because you just can't forget your hog getting brutally pinched.
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# ? Jan 29, 2016 14:52 |
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My boots have zippers on them and I gotta make sure my dick is curled around the other way first.
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# ? Jan 29, 2016 14:53 |
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frankybean!
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# ? Jan 29, 2016 14:55 |
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Yes. Hurts, OP.
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# ? Jan 29, 2016 14:57 |
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Not my dillz, but I zip up my nutsac all the time.
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# ? Jan 29, 2016 15:12 |
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Yes, it hurts like hell. Its like a burning/stinging/aching sensation all at once. No long term damage though thankfully.
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# ? Jan 29, 2016 15:12 |
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Just my BALLS!!
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# ? Jan 29, 2016 15:18 |
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I go commando and sometimes I zipper my pubes.
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# ? Jan 29, 2016 15:23 |
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lol if your dingus is big enough to catch in a zipper. checkmate, normal dickhavers
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# ? Jan 29, 2016 15:27 |
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"This would of never happened if I had micro penis!!!!" declares the zippered dick man.
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# ? Jan 29, 2016 15:28 |
Yeah I have hth
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# ? Jan 29, 2016 15:30 |
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no do you guys not wear underwear????
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# ? Jan 29, 2016 15:37 |
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Got my nuts once
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# ? Jan 29, 2016 15:39 |
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I did the other day fukkin hurt bro
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# ? Jan 29, 2016 16:47 |
i've got a scar from it, wanna see
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# ? Jan 29, 2016 16:50 |
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Yep, nicked the tip once, hurt like hell.
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# ? Jan 29, 2016 16:53 |
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3 times, only one of the times didn't get me good, two of them were pretty painful experiences. sort of like that guy who got shot by the airsoft gun. painful
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# ? Jan 29, 2016 17:04 |
Stik3 posted:3 times, only one of the times didn't get me good, two of them were pretty painful experiences. rest in peace, dick
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# ? Jan 29, 2016 17:07 |
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I couldn't stand living in constant fear of dick-zippering, so I switched to button fly jeans.
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# ? Jan 29, 2016 17:19 |
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Once my dick got stuck in a gopher hole. Boy, did that suck.
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# ? Jan 29, 2016 17:30 |
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Yes. Jesus that was terrible. Thanks for reminding me. *cringe*
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# ? Jan 29, 2016 17:37 |
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In my jeans at age 9. I'll never go commando in anything with a zipper again
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# ? Jan 29, 2016 17:38 |
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button fly, motherfucker. zippers on jeans/pants are like velcro on shoes - if you have it youre either 6 or retarded
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# ? Jan 29, 2016 17:40 |
Oberleutnant posted:button fly, motherfucker. no wonder everyone in the us uses zippers
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# ? Jan 29, 2016 17:41 |
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No, OP, largely because my member is too girthy to fit through the fly of most off-the-shelf pants and I have to pull them partway down to pee.
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# ? Jan 29, 2016 18:02 |
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when i was like 17 i was super drunk and zippered my scrot in my pants and it's been button fly ever since
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# ? Jan 29, 2016 18:05 |
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Once, it was very painful but not enough to get really stuck thank goodness. Still, whew. Also, this... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J_dyOxAfEzI&t=440s Nickelodeon actually aired this at 10 am on a Sunday.
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# ? Jan 29, 2016 18:23 |
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I do not have a penis but I have definitely zippered my pubes when going commando
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# ? Jan 29, 2016 18:37 |
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A gas stations bathroom in the middle of Texas. A shaft caught in the maw of metal teeth. Only a little bit of blood.
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# ? Jan 29, 2016 18:39 |
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when i was 3 i got my sack caught so bad in my zipper that firemen had to get it out
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# ? Jan 29, 2016 18:41 |
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dick.zip
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# ? Jan 29, 2016 18:53 |
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I preemptively removed removed my dick years ago just so I couldn't have this happen to me.
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# ? Jan 29, 2016 19:04 |
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any chicks zipper their clit? pls explain how that happened slow and in detail
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# ? Jan 29, 2016 19:31 |
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A misanthrope posted:any chicks zipper their clit? pls explain how that happened slow and in detail haha gross can you imagine how big a clit would have to be for that to happen? ew lol.
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# ? Jan 29, 2016 19:34 |
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I tuck it into the kangaroo pocket on my ballsack first op
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# ? Jan 29, 2016 19:38 |
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Applewhite posted:haha gross can you imagine how big a clit would have to be for that to happen? ew lol. haha yeah totally nasty lol hey wouldnt it be funny if someone found pics of big gross clits and sent them to us? haha like where exactly would you even find pictures like that?
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# ? Jan 29, 2016 19:56 |
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A misanthrope posted:haha yeah totally nasty lol hey wouldnt it be funny if someone found pics of big gross clits and sent them to us? haha like where exactly would you even find pictures like that? Ew omg it would be hilarious if someone posted them in this thread but I wouldn't even be able to look at them haha. Like, imagine if someone logged onto Bigclitlovers.com/members/clitgallery and posted like, the grossest big clits from it? What a freak!
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# ? Jan 29, 2016 20:08 |
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haha haha hahahaha
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Yes, what is the next question
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