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Methanar
Sep 26, 2013

by the sex ghost
Can you give some wise elderly advice to all the young forums posters on the SA?

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symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

*sits criss-cross applesauce on the floor in front of genesplicer

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
*eats glue*

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

Panamaniac
Jun 18, 2007

HEROES NEVER DIE

symbolic posted:

criss-cross applesauce

the dumbest thing to ever come out of political correctness

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

i am leaning back against the pillow great great grandma knit, trying to dislodge corn from my teeth

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

*starts crying because I don't want to share my glue*

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
in ancient egypt babies were called sun dumplings and lived in clay pots

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

New Sharif in Town posted:

the dumbest thing to ever come out of political correctness
okay fine, Indian style, gently caress you it's all the same

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

lol at op making this thread at 6:37 PM eastern, it's def past his bed time

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
*starts crying because the Speak & Spell yelled "INCORRECT" at me*

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
*sniffs glue inconspicuously in back of classroom*

Genesplicer
Oct 19, 2002

I give your invention the worst grade imaginable: An A-minus-minus!

Total Clam
1. Be profound
2. If you can't br profound, be funny
3. If you can't be funny, be unbelievably sexy.
4. If you can be all three, do so.
5. If you can't be any of these, name yourself "genesplicer" and spend more than a decade on an online forum, hoping one day to be selected for the glamorous position of moderator.
9. Learn to count.

a bay
Oct 14, 2014

by Lowtax
Op you must be tired of living to mess with the mods right now, if you havent noticed they are kind of cleaning house around here

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Methanar is my super villian name after I fart a big dirty beef into OP's throadt :cool:

old wooden ships
Jan 22, 2015

genesplicer posted:

1. Be profound
2. If you can't br profound, be funny
3. If you can't be funny, be unbelievably sexy.
4. If you can be all three, do so.
5. If you can't be any of these, name yourself "genesplicer" and spend more than a decade on an online forum, hoping one day to be selected for the glamorous position of moderator.
9. Learn to count.

wisdom

Genesplicer
Oct 19, 2002

I give your invention the worst grade imaginable: An A-minus-minus!

Total Clam

Paste is better.

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
ban OP for namedrop thread imo :grin:

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

genesplicer posted:

Paste is better.

You can pry me Elmers glue stick from my cold dead hands

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

i'll hit the big one-oh before i even know it...better start fluffing up my post history if i want that forums promotion.

Abisteen
Sep 30, 2005

Oh my God what the fuck am I?

genesplicer posted:

Paste is better.

Wow whats it like up there in that ivory tower?

Genesplicer
Oct 19, 2002

I give your invention the worst grade imaginable: An A-minus-minus!

Total Clam

Nooner posted:

ban OP for namedrop thread imo :grin:

I would, but then I'd have to ban you for reporting them in th thread, rather than using the report tool. It has absolutely nothing to do with the fact that I was the one mentioned in the OP, in a most flattering way. That's because I'm incorruptible.

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

genesplicer posted:

I would, but then I'd have to ban you for reporting them in th thread, rather than using the report tool. It has absolutely nothing to do with the fact that I was the one mentioned in the OP, in a most flattering way. That's because I'm incorruptible.

aww im sorry i was just being a smartaleck :sigh:

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry
:listens attentively with snot running down nose:

Methanar
Sep 26, 2013

by the sex ghost
Mr. Splicer can you take away my cancer please? I'm sorry for breaking the new word filter and won't do it again.

I don't like the ponyta events.

Genesplicer
Oct 19, 2002

I give your invention the worst grade imaginable: An A-minus-minus!

Total Clam

Wicker Man posted:

:listens attentively with snot running down nose:

Typical goon.

a bay
Oct 14, 2014

by Lowtax

Methanar posted:

Mr. Splicer can you take away my cancer please? I'm sorry for breaking the new word filter and won't do it again.

I don't like the ponyta events.

Im on the iphone app and I dont get those and I can say cuck

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
*raises hand*
"Can I go to the bathroom, please?"

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

i'm the idiot child who pees w/o washing his hands. you weren't paying attention when i came back from the toilet to tell me to do it, and now i'm getting pee germs on everything :twisted:

Ape Fist
Feb 23, 2007

Nowadays, you can do anything that you want; anal, oral, fisting, but you need to be wearing gloves, condoms, protection.

we havent used that one in years nooner

flerp
Feb 25, 2014
*jacks off underneath the desk

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
hi gene,

quick question: thanks for doing this thankless stupid job for free. im sure you are up to your "armpits" in crusty old mod reports and whatnot.

keep the faith. you do good work.

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

dad gay. so what posted:

hi gene,

quick question. thanks for doing this thankless stupid job for free. im sure you are up to your "armpits" in crusty old mod reports and whatnot.

keep the faith. you do good work.
where's the question

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

symbolic posted:

where's the question

i wish you were dead

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
hey hey hey anyoen got soem glue for me

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Putty posted:

hey hey hey anyoen got soem glue for me

shut the gently caress up putty.

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

shut the gently caress up putty.

ya what happened to that guy? back in the day he used to be cool as a dill pickle, now hes more like "yikes", ya know?

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
*genesplicer rolls TV cart into classroom*
"Ok, class today we are going to learn about Volcainos!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-zHPJCVYko

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

dad gay. so what posted:

i wish you were dead
that's not a question though

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Glasgow Kiss
Dec 12, 2007

Oh, put that thing away, Samurai. We all know what's going to happen. You'll swing your sword, I'll fly away, and probably say something like, "I'll be back, Samurai!" And then I'll flutter over the horizon and we probably won't see each for... about a week. And then we'll do the same thing again.

Hector Beerlioz posted:

*genesplicer rolls TV cart into classroom*
"Ok, class today we are going to learn about Volcainos!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-zHPJCVYko

*takes notes*

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