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I've been waiting for another Panthers bowl for over 10 years. Can't wait to see Cam Newton and the 'thers whomp the old man and the Broncos tomorrow night, so I want to maximize my television watching experience I'm going to watch the game at Cici's buffet. Unlimited za, breadsticks, salad (lol), and fountain drinks is the perfect complement to sports. My gameplan is to get there at noon to watch the pregame coverage, and snag the good table with the best view of the big screen and an outlet for my laptop, and stay there all day. The managers get pissed if you stay there for 10 hours but since you paid for all you can eat there's nothing they can do (the Supreme Court has upheld this).
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# ? Jan 30, 2016 13:35 |
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# ? Mar 29, 2024 16:41 |
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Not going to watch, thanks.
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# ? Jan 30, 2016 13:38 |
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Universe Master posted:Not going to watch, thanks.
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# ? Jan 30, 2016 13:39 |
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On the deck of a cruise ship. Suck it, poors.
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# ? Jan 30, 2016 13:49 |
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do they even have television in the ocean
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# ? Jan 30, 2016 13:50 |
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Heh, sports. A modern bread and circuses for the proletariat. *inhales vape*
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# ? Jan 30, 2016 13:51 |
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# ? Jan 30, 2016 13:59 |
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Game is next Sunday OP
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# ? Jan 30, 2016 14:00 |
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my friends are having a superbowl party which is bizarre because none of us like football or even understand the basic rules. i don't think we are even going to watch the superbowl.
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# ? Jan 30, 2016 14:01 |
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at the bar as usual my friend bartends on sundays so i can get drunk on the cheap. have a wonderful day everyone
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# ? Jan 30, 2016 14:06 |
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i have diarrhea and i want to suck the fox news babes tits
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# ? Jan 30, 2016 14:32 |
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I will not watch the Super Bowl because it's like 20 minutes of Football and 4 hours of commercials. And the Super Bowl commercials haven't been funny or interesting in at least 10 years. Just garbage poo poo that pretends its funny because it's a super bowl commercial, but they are rarely funny. Oh also some has been will play some garbage during Half Time that for some reason after 50 years of Super Bowls they haven't figured out how to mix the loving sound so it doesn't sound like total poo poo. * Also another has been will butcher the national anthem and everyone will cheer about them adding extra notes to the song and dragging it out for 10 loving minutes.
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# ? Jan 30, 2016 14:36 |
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:I will not watch the Super Bowl because it's like 20 minutes of Football and 4 hours of commercials. And the Super Bowl commercials haven't been funny or interesting in at least 10 years. Just garbage poo poo that pretends its funny because it's a super bowl commercial, but they are rarely funny. you are gay
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# ? Jan 30, 2016 14:38 |
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dad gay. so what posted:you are gay You are gayer dad.
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# ? Jan 30, 2016 14:39 |
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:You are gayer dad. no
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# ? Jan 30, 2016 14:46 |
The military base has a club that's doing a free party with free food and a prize raffle so lol if you didn't sign over your body and free-will to uncle sam
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# ? Jan 30, 2016 14:48 |
thats that american sports right? With the balls and the pins and the jesus you dont mess with?
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# ? Jan 30, 2016 15:10 |
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Let me show you how gay you are.
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# ? Jan 30, 2016 15:12 |
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Universe Master posted:Not going to watch, thanks.
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# ? Jan 30, 2016 15:12 |
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I live overseas so it's on way too late for a Sunday night. I always thought Saturday made more sense for eating yourself into a junk food and beer coma. Why don't they do that?
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# ? Jan 30, 2016 15:23 |
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I'm going to watch it while Dick deep in your mom's end zone.
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# ? Jan 30, 2016 15:26 |
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Your moms house OP
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# ? Jan 30, 2016 16:14 |
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AKA Pseudonym posted:I live overseas so it's on way too late for a Sunday night. I always thought Saturday made more sense for eating yourself into a junk food and beer coma. Why don't they do that? Everyone takes off work the next day. It's like an undeclared holiday.
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# ? Jan 30, 2016 16:16 |
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oh man i cant wait to watch a sports game i have no interest in the outcome of for like 4 hours while we all sit around a tv screen and get excited when loving advertisements come on dont forget the sports team branded food that you
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# ? Jan 30, 2016 16:19 |
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why the gently caress do we even watch football football is boring as gently caress to watch. its literally a game based around calling outs and downtime. perfect sport for filling with ad time amirite the rest of the world has it right with soccer. soccer fun to watch
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# ? Jan 30, 2016 16:22 |
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nigga crab pollock posted:the rest of the world has it right with soccer. soccer fun to watch Insert Simpsons soccer joke
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# ? Jan 30, 2016 16:24 |
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Universe Master posted:Insert Simpsons soccer joke id rather watch a bunch of people kick a ball around than stare at two announcers killing time waiting for the next ad break while pretending to be john madden
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# ? Jan 30, 2016 16:26 |
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i want a video with all of the loving dumb NFL sunday night football CGI bullshit its about people playing sports, not a CGI robot sports player with a sports team on it doing jumping jacks all the bumps with robot football players, the big swooshing chrome foot balls, the orchestra music, why the gently caress isnt there a video on youtube making fun of that poo poo
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# ? Jan 30, 2016 16:29 |
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# ? Jan 30, 2016 16:31 |
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nigga crab pollock posted:why the gently caress do we even watch football Soccer is boring as gently caress. Every game is a 0-0 tie unless it is cancelled prematurely due to rioting in the stands. Ice soccer (hockey) is almost as bad.
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# ? Jan 30, 2016 16:31 |
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speaking of lol the NFL lets ignore the fact that we dont even care that we're killing our players, nor the fact that we covered up the fact that we're killing our players, or the mountains of evidence that we dont give a poo poo about the health and safety of our players lets just get some more touchdowns. throw around that ol pigspin. SUNDAY NIGHT FOOTBAAAAAAAL
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# ? Jan 30, 2016 16:32 |
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*300 pound football player punches wife in head so hard she is knocked unconscious* he's our star runningback, you can't prove he punched her. it was just a punch, no big deal.
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# ? Jan 30, 2016 16:34 |
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nigga crab pollock posted:lets ignore the fact that we dont even care that we're killing our players, nor the fact that we covered up the fact that we're killing our players, or the mountains of evidence that we dont give a poo poo about the health and safety of our players someone I was talking with had brought up how people are trying to pussify football and institute new rules for safety that would ruin the game. I brought up how maybe the fact that players are shooting themselves in the chest so they can have their brains checked for tbi or whatever should probably show that something is wrong and requires change. his wife asked me how I went from talking about football to talking about suicide. don't really have a point here but people are loving retarded
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# ? Jan 30, 2016 16:38 |
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nigga crab pollock posted:speaking of lol the NFL ha ha nerd. When he's 50 he'll be a drooling retard, but he be drooling thinking about all that pussy he got when he was young.
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# ? Jan 30, 2016 16:44 |
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Universe Master posted:ha ha nerd. thats the decal on the back window of every single dodge ram truck with a plastic bag over the air intake
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# ? Jan 30, 2016 17:09 |
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nigga crab pollock posted:speaking of lol the NFL Yeah they are literally gladiators which is why they deserve our respect
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# ? Jan 30, 2016 18:28 |
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Take the biggest, strongest, fastest athletes in america, pump em full of PEDs, equip em w armor, and have them run into each other at full speed Thats cool to me but diff'rent strokes I guess
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# ? Jan 30, 2016 18:30 |
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i might watch it. then again, i might not. not sure who i'm rooting for, i like the broncos team but wish peyton manning would die in a fire, so its quite the conundrum.
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# ? Jan 30, 2016 19:35 |
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How tragic that the first super bowl will be held at the Santa Clara 49ers stadium but the 49ers didn't even make it to the postseason this year.
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# ? Jan 30, 2016 19:37 |
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i votes "a restuarant" cause instead of watching i"ll be "eating out" (the OP's mom's puss, lol)
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# ? Jan 30, 2016 19:49 |