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Little Caesars Hot N Ready...
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... to go straight into the trash can 93 35.09%
... to take to bed 46 17.36%
im even fatter and dumber than before OP 105 39.62%
i prefer jiffy pop tbh 21 7.92%
Total: 265 votes
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Noyemi K
Dec 9, 2012

youll always be so sleepy when youre this tiny *plompf*
I dunno, man, when I wanna get a pie... I always go to Little Seizures :smugbird:

Hot n' Ready just for you and the only pizza that you gotta have fresh out the oven man. Pass me them breadsticks homie.

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satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

5 dollar foot wide

Noyemi K
Dec 9, 2012

youll always be so sleepy when youre this tiny *plompf*
get that bacon wrapped Deap Dick Pizza and enjoy the flight to flavourburg*

Universe Master
Jun 20, 2005

Darn Fine Pie

"Hey baby, I'm hot and ready"

*points to hard dick*

Thats a line you can use on little ceasers girls

Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49
Garbage food for poors
At least get papa murphys dummy

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

i'd rather have a hot n ready than a circle of garbage from papa johns.

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

Noyemi K posted:

get that bacon wrapped Deap Dick Pizza and enjoy the flight to flavourburg*

Noyemi K
Dec 9, 2012

youll always be so sleepy when youre this tiny *plompf*

Hell Yeah posted:

i'd rather have a hot n ready than a circle of garbage from papa johns.

poppa hjoes pizza is v poisonous to darkfolk such as myself

they put minority neutralizer in it......

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

If you can think of a better pizza than the little caesar's square deep dish then you're thinking harder about pizza than i am, which is impossible.

Cheers,
Julius Caesar, Little Caesars Community Outreach Dept.

Bro Dad
Mar 26, 2010


Noyemi K posted:

they put minority neutralizer in it......

why do you think midwesterners like it so much

The Dregs
Dec 29, 2005

MY TREEEEEEEE!
Little Caesars is as good or better (way better than that sweet-rear end Papa John's, do they just spoon corn syrup on it?) than most chain pizza, and cheaper too.

King Diamond
Dec 26, 2005
Hot n Regretty

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
My bed is a garbage can so good job not having a checkbox poll idiot op

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
little ceasars is a c.i.a. plot to kill poor people. like AIDS

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

Noyemi K posted:

poppa hjoes pizza is v poisonous to darkfolk such as myself

they put minority neutralizer in it......

its poisonous to everyone.

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

dad gay. so what posted:

little ceasars is a c.i.a. plot to kill poor people. like AIDS

This but ironically

du -hast
Mar 12, 2003

BEHEAD THOSE WHO INSULT GENTOO
A radio button thread. Shame on you OP

Noyemi K
Dec 9, 2012

youll always be so sleepy when youre this tiny *plompf*
anyone tried the frog dfog peizza from little kings yet

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
i might get some little kings to celebrate my imminent death

Noyemi K
Dec 9, 2012

youll always be so sleepy when youre this tiny *plompf*

dad gay. so what posted:

i might get some little kings to celebrate my imminent death

yo dont forget your 2 liter of Big rED!!

HATECUBE
Mar 2, 2007

every time i walk into one of those pizza chains and i see the fat, balding middle-aged manager i just want to ask him when he stopped caring and at what point did that job become acceptable for an adult?

E: rep'n greazy cheezers pretzel pizza

Noyemi K
Dec 9, 2012

youll always be so sleepy when youre this tiny *plompf*
lol... look at this idiot... this fool... he don't even know that the managers power level is an order of magnitude higher than his...

WIFEY WATCHDOG
Jun 25, 2012

Yeah, well I don't trust this guy. I think he regifted, he degifted, and now he's using an upstairs invite as a springboard to a Super Bowl sex romp.
b 5 dollar pizza there is :grin:

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins
Fun fact, in France, Little Seizure's restaurants are called Petit Mal's

HATECUBE
Mar 2, 2007

i have a feeling mal aint petite

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc
Op spells things wrong that's so funny

Noyemi K
Dec 9, 2012

youll always be so sleepy when youre this tiny *plompf*

Nigmaetcetera posted:

Fun fact, in France, Little Seizure's restaurants are called Petit Mal's

Every time I go to there they manage to work me up to a Grand Mal, v good salesmen

GAYS FOR DAYS
Dec 22, 2005

by exmarx
They increased the price to $5.99 about a year ago here. I loving went off on those rear end holes.



edit: no, I didn't. I'm just being an internet tough guy. I paid the extra money and went home and ate the whole thing in one sitting and cried myself to sleep on the couch while watching the view on hulu

Shaquin
May 12, 2007
Pizza is good from bottom to middle but as you spend over say, 15 bucks on a pie you start to hit a diminishing return where the pizza gets worse the more expensive it gets. Brick oven flatbread poo poo with goofy west coast toppings etc.

Noyemi K
Dec 9, 2012

youll always be so sleepy when youre this tiny *plompf*
pineapple is the topping you put on pizza if you really hate your tastebuts

Thunder Moose
Mar 7, 2015

S.J.C.

Noyemi K posted:

I dunno, man, when I wanna get a pie... I always go to Little Seizures :smugbird:

Hot n' Ready just for you and the only pizza that you gotta have fresh out the oven man. Pass me them breadsticks homie.

It's pretty good OP - very nostalgic for me personally.

But Dominos Brooklyn Style is p great too.

HATECUBE
Mar 2, 2007

i grew up with an italian family that had multiple restaurants. no one could measure the pizza elitism that came out of those brick ovens, you loving plebs dont even know what a real pizza is









but i tell you what











they werent wrong

Sex Weirdo
Jul 24, 2007

My honest pizza opinionis that the hot n ready is actually good and better than most other chain store pizza.
Except for Jet's their deep dish is bad rear end.

Noyemi K
Dec 9, 2012

youll always be so sleepy when youre this tiny *plompf*
just get a Big Dipper with everything on it and watch as your life improves 12fold

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k

Sex Weirdo posted:

My honest pizza opinionis that the hot n ready is actually good and better than most other chain store pizza.
Except for Jet's their deep dish is bad rear end.

Yeah! Fuckin eight corner Jets gives me the biggest pulsating boner if I'm in a deep dish mood. (I sex my pizzas) :butt::derp::butt::circlefap:

ehhhhhhnnnnnn
Jun 3, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 3 years!
I had my first one two days ago it was terrible

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

jets is the only chain that has better pizza than lil caesars

GAYS FOR DAYS
Dec 22, 2005

by exmarx
When I lived with roommates one of my nicknames was fleezy. I would eat hot n readys all the time back then, and they started calling it Little Fleezers.


I hope you enjoyed this post.

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


They don't offer hot-n-ready pineapple pizzas :(

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Thin Privilege
Jul 8, 2009
IM A STUPID MORON WITH AN UGLY FACE AND A BIG BUTT AND MY BUTT SMELLS AND I LIKE TO KISS MY OWN BUTT
Gravy Boat 2k
My SO gets one and eats the whole thing as soon as we get in the car and it's done by the way we get home. He's not fat, just disgusting, though the "pizza" is significantly more disgusting. Maybe

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