I dare someone to defend the use of paper plates at home

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CrashCat: Jan 10, 2003; another shit post

BIG-DICK-BUTT-gently caress posted:

Look at these animals:

SICKENING

I am going to murder this family:

two out of three of those are probably correct. for example, you might either have more family over for a special occasion than you have evenly sized plates, or your extended family could be insufferable shitheads who squabble over the slightest thing such as washing dishes. But sure if you do it every night you're probably just a lazy poo poo

# ¿ Jan 30, 2016 20:07

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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 18:38

CrashCat: Jan 10, 2003; another shit post

Oh also sometimes you eat something that doesn't deserve a clean plate, like a cold piece of pizza, and it's wasteful to dirty a washable dish but it's loving messy and dumb to use just a napkin or even worse just lay it on the furniture directly

# ¿ Jan 30, 2016 20:11

CrashCat: Jan 10, 2003; another shit post

Kuato posted:

lol if you use plates or utensils, just lol. i don't even own a microwave either.

if you're wealthy/busy/etc enough to rarely eat anything at home but takeout, this also makes sense

# ¿ Jan 30, 2016 20:13

CrashCat: Jan 10, 2003; another shit post

FordPRefectLL posted:

my mom is like 200k in debt and can barely afford to pay rent and eats nothing but takeout

true, not being able to afford things doesn't stop some people, but that's another thread

# ¿ Jan 30, 2016 20:18

CrashCat: Jan 10, 2003; another shit post

Fitzy Fitz posted:

You're actively fighting against proletariat interests by buying paper plates (which are one of many disposable goods produced by Koch corporations). You brought up class struggle not me.

There are like a thousand brands of paper plates, if that really stuck in your craw I think you could probably find one that isn't

# ¿ Jan 31, 2016 02:25

CrashCat: Jan 10, 2003; another shit post

gently caress da Mods posted:

never said "your kids"

talking about the children who will inherit the earth��have u no compassion>?

have you been on any video game voice chat in the past decade

# ¿ Feb 2, 2016 22:03

CrashCat: Jan 10, 2003; another shit post

gently caress da Mods posted:

admittedly, no. I dont play video games

find a youtube clip of one then, you'll lose that compassion right quick

# ¿ Feb 2, 2016 22:05

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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 18:38

CrashCat: Jan 10, 2003; another shit post

Drink Cheerwine posted:

i triple dogf dare you to suck my nuts, op

see what i mean, who would care about the future of this person

# ¿ Feb 2, 2016 22:14

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