Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
Who is gonna win the All-Star Game?
John Scott
John Scott
John Scott
John Scott
The death of Gary Bettman
View Results
 
  • Locked thread
Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004




I left work early to witness the NHL's best retirement party ever. :scott:

e: Oh yeah I hope Scott fights Bettman as the finale.

Furnaceface fucked around with this message at 23:15 on Jan 30, 2016

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004




yellowcar posted:

Supposedly country music stars

So only famous in 4 states and Calgary.

Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004




:emo:ji

We Want Scott
We Want Scott

Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004




Please tell me someone has a picture of Brent Burns' "suit".

Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004




https://twitter.com/SanJoseSharks/status/693542620094566400

Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004




Gunjin posted:

Amazing Gartner's record stood so long, dude was 37 when he set it.

He also didnt get half of the rink ramp up time.

Yeah Im gonna be that guy. :colbert:

Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004




Burns and Subban should tie those were loving great.

Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004




Xtanstic posted:

Krypeos and Cox panel. Go away.

Seriously those 2 almost make me want to stop watching.

Almost. I need my daily dose of :scott:

Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004




"If Im playing for almost one hundred grand Id better see too many men on the ice!" - Nick Kypreos

Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004




Toews bailing on Kane at the last minute to avoid going to the ASG might be one of the most hilarious things to happen at one of these.

Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004




West is being dragged down by the Pacific. :argh:

Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004




The Sedins are ginger children of the corn.

Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004




Pornographic Memory posted:

Im glad for scott, i was scared he'd embarass himself but his shot was actually pretty deece

96mph slapper from a guy that probably rarely practices a proper slap shot is kind of terrifying.

Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004




I know he plays for, and is basically carrying, my favorite team but these boos are hilarious.

Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004




Jovial Cow posted:

PK is cool, he should be a Blackhawk imo

Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004




Pungry posted:

Anyone got a link to the highlights? I saw Subban impersonating Jagr but was there anything else good?

Lil Burns and Lil Pavs, a wookie, Weber making everyone look like chumps at killing pucks, and a John Scott spin'o'rama

Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004




Hockles posted:

Man, Mike Milbury really doesn't want John Scott to be there.

The irony is nobody wants Milbury there.

Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004




Mage_Boy posted:

That's what I figured. Also, googling Mike Milbury and all star made me realize he tried to put goons in an all-star game. And then they got injured. So he's mad because he wasn't the first one to get goons to play.

Milbury iwas a goon himself so its also probably a hint of jealousy.

Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004




mcvey posted:

Metro to win it

Jagr vs Scott final showdown. Metro and Central players insert themselves into the game just to play with the two stars of the show.

Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004




Godinster posted:

I don't care for any Pacific teams but I want team John Scott to win

Sharks are cool and good and Burns is like BFFs with Scott anyway so...

Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004




I dont like to judge, but if you like country music please seek professional help. :ohdear:

Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004




yellowcar posted:

Dude, there should be floating balloons with player's names/faces periodically released onto the ice and the team that pops it with a puck gets a man advantage for 2 minutes like a bonus players power-up

Please tweet this idea to everyone in hockey so that it happens because it might just be the best idea ever.

Next to rocket car hockey anyway.

Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004




Go Team Jagr/Subban. :toot:

Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004




:scott: :toot:

Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004




CBJSprague24 posted:

Lennon and Maisy? What the gently caress?

More proof country music ruins lives.

Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004




fits posted:

should have just given the mic to scott for the anthem

Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004




Why do anthems still exist? Is it to torture sports fans?

Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004




Godinster posted:

Just to be clear and most of us all just wasted about 30 minutes watching that

Im actually in the other room away from my TV (which I can still hear but still..) playing X-COM. :smug:

Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004




fits posted:

do the announcers even care about the game or are they going spend the whole thing doing interviews

What if they interview Luongo while he is still in net?

Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004




yellowcar posted:

CBC please remove the celeb cam and Glenn Healy tia

Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004




Jamwad Hilder posted:

also, the jerseys look way better than I thought they would too. everything I thought I knew about the all star game was wrong.

Next year will be back to normal boring garbage no one wants to participate in.

Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004




Vertical Lime posted:

what panther fans

Please stop picking on pungry. He cant buy every ticket you know. :smith:

Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004




Malkin is actually having fun. I like this format, players seem to give at least half a poo poo. :unsmith:

Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004




Who was that from the Atlantic flopping around on the ice trying to block everything I could not stop laughing.

Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004





Him and Stammer both dropping to the ice to block routine passes makes me want to see them paired up on the same team so I hope Montreal wins the Stamkos Sweepstakes.

Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004




If Montreal was smart theyd call Scott up for the rest of the season.

:scott::3:

Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004




Please mic up Seguin, Luongo and Subban for every NHL game.

Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004




Kyrosiris posted:

Okay so has anyone ever gotten a gordie howe hat trick at an ASG before, because if not we need :scott: to get an assist now.

Gordie Howe has, ironically.

Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004




MAXIMUM :scott: :getin:

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004




Late but holy poo poo Gibson that save :stonk:

  • Locked thread