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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > General Bullshit > How do you get a celebrity to fall in love with you?
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Digital Fingers
Sep 2, 2012

Jimson posted:

What's it like being the parachute account for a banned anime-pedo poster.

Extremely good so far, my man.

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Secks Cauldron
Aug 26, 2006

I thought they closed that place down!

Dirty Sanchez posted:

Negs, and lots of them.

I once got a well known olympic medalist to fall for me for a few weeks by being the only guy who didn't treat her like she was all that. Only lasted a few weeks before she dumped me, but it still increased by status in the dating pool dramatically.
Don't be an rear end in a top hat to Caitlyn Jenner. :mad:

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Acres of Quakers
May 6, 2006

Secks Cauldron posted:

Don't be an rear end in a top hat to Caitlyn Jenner. :mad:

Goddamn, I wish. My book deal would be worth millions...

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SMILLENNIALSMILLEN
Jun 26, 2009

Secks Cauldron posted:

Become a sexy international human rights lawyer with amazing hair.

Lol.

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