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China is planning to offer new means of mass suicide, the C919 (Plane) will be in operation this year...and offer seats to 168 depressed passangers with no regard for their lives, inspired by chinese elevators and escalators - this beauty will bring you screaming to your death in no time. Anyone else excited about this new great chinese invention? Would you prefer to die screaming, flaming to you death in the C919, to be crushed in an escalator or do you have any other favorites?
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I'm mad, mad as heck about airplanes.
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Jan 31, 2016 01:11
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They've been perfecting the art of flying deathtraps since 2000 BC. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wan_Hu
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Jan 31, 2016 01:13
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please don't hurt china's feelings.
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Jan 31, 2016 01:26
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Pretend I posted that video of Chinese cars being crash-tested
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Jan 31, 2016 01:30
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Crash_N_Burn posted:They've been perfecting the art of flying deathtraps since 2000 BC. Wan Hu? Any Wan you wanna be.
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Jan 31, 2016 01:30
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Crash_N_Burn posted:They've been perfecting the art of flying deathtraps since 2000 BC.
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Jan 31, 2016 01:37
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Maybe it'll be good we'll just have to see I guess
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Jan 31, 2016 01:38
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Uxzuigal posted:China is planning to offer new means of mass suicide, the C919 (Plane) will be in operation this year...and offer seats to 168 depressed passangers with no regard for their lives, inspired by chinese elevators and escalators - this beauty will bring you screaming to your death in no time. wow op u have opinions about an airplane but gave us no context or links or anything so I think u are a goddamn moron and the airplane u hate is probably okay
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Jan 31, 2016 01:40
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Can't be as bad as the F-35, or did they base their design off it? 
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Jan 31, 2016 01:43
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a chinaman in an airplane lol i'll believe it when i see it
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Jan 31, 2016 01:45
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Edgar posted:please don't hurt china's feelings. Yeah, for real. They are slowly buying up Hollywood so be nice if you still want to see you super mans and x people.
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Jan 31, 2016 01:47
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It's a chair with fireworks strapped to it
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Jan 31, 2016 01:47
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They said it wasn't possible, but by god he did it. The odds were a million to Wan.
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Jan 31, 2016 01:50
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Rasta_Al posted:They said it wasn't possible, but by god he did it. This is cute
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Jan 31, 2016 01:51
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Uxzuigal posted:China is planning to offer new means of mass suicide, the C919 (Plane) will be in operation this year...and offer seats to 168 depressed passangers with no regard for their lives, inspired by chinese elevators and escalators - this beauty will bring you screaming to your death in no time. Pfft, the CH-46 will always be the best flying death trap, or the harrier, or the USMC's Hornet fleet.
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Jan 31, 2016 01:52
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Black box is a rock with "no why" engraved on it
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Jan 31, 2016 01:52
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Booblord Zagats posted:Pfft, the CH-46 will always be the best flying death trap, or the harrier, or the USMC's Hornet fleet. Seeing a pattern here....
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Jan 31, 2016 01:54
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Crash_N_Burn posted:They've been perfecting the art of flying deathtraps since 2000 BC. you would be surprised how many of these supposed "ancient chinese inventions" actually resembled the supposed invention in almost no way shape or form
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Jan 31, 2016 02:05
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a han dynasty king shat in a bowl and would have it cleaned out with water therefore ancient chinese invented flush toilets
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Jan 31, 2016 02:07
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i guess op assumed we memorized all the airplanes like he did
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Jan 31, 2016 02:08
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op what is your opinion on trains
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Jan 31, 2016 02:09
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the real joke is that it was paraded around the media as chinas first indigenously designed airplane that would totally compete with boeing and was a symbol of the coming chinese dominance of the 21st century when actually
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Jan 31, 2016 02:11
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Fojar38 posted:the real joke is that it was paraded around the media as chinas first indigenously designed airplane that would totally compete with boeing and was a symbol of the coming chinese dominance of the 21st century when actually hey they at least figured out how to make a tube and stick wings on it. good job china you get a gold star
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Jan 31, 2016 02:29
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Professor Shark posted:Maybe it'll be good we'll just have to see I guess it'll be fine as long as they follow the instructions
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Jan 31, 2016 02:32
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well, the contractors will sub to other contractors who will sub to other contractors, who in return will sub to other contractors. Where they save a few cents by using hard Styrofoam for the fuselage.
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Jan 31, 2016 02:36
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Edgar posted:well, the contractors will sub to other contractors who will sub to other contractors, who in return will sub to other contractors. Where they save a few cents by using hard Styrofoam for the fuselage. what? no, the schematics i received recommended hard styrofoam for the wings 
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Jan 31, 2016 02:38
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Just use extra strong glue it'll be fine
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Jan 31, 2016 03:19
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Sum Ting Wong
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Jan 31, 2016 03:24
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I'll never forgive them for putting pee pee in my coke
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Jan 31, 2016 03:25
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not a big china fan
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Jan 31, 2016 03:37
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Chinatown posted:not a big china fan they have the second best buffets, behind India
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Jan 31, 2016 03:42
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I'm disappointed that this isn't that single seater quad copter
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Jan 31, 2016 03:50
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http://youtu.be/_vGd1Oy7Cw0
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Jan 31, 2016 03:53
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Safety by design!!! 4 knee high spinning propellers of death.
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Jan 31, 2016 03:57
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Rasta_Al posted:The odds were a million to Wan. Wan flew over the cuckoo's nest.
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Jan 31, 2016 03:58
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Lucky Guy posted:they have the second best buffets, behind India Yeah except all the cooks in those places are Mexicans.
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Jan 31, 2016 04:01
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it'll be interesting to see how it fares vs. the airbus/boeing duopoly (i hope no one dies in the process)
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Jan 31, 2016 04:04
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Nothing, he was too busy frying the prane.
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Jan 31, 2016 04:22
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jackyl posted:op what is your opinion on trains Well, while no one really dies in train accidents in Norway, save a few interesting displays of fire and ice (Hail Bathory) - they freeze to death waiting for the trains, or die of boredom stuck in the train because of some random moose decided to check out the light at the end of the tunnel coming towards it at 200km/h was. After the New Year Tsunami though we learned that trains are not very good swimmers. They might want to fix that. Trains are OK I think, unless they are Norwegian. Japanese trains are awesome.
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