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StabMasterArson
May 31, 2011


our Friend lowtax is under a spot of bother lately as medless wiccan takes to twitter and SMS messages to melt down in his direction. as per our something awful tradition of luaghing at the mentally ill, you can see lowtax's thoughts on the matter on his twitter page (https://twitter.com/lowtax). lets use this thread to support our good friend and wish him the best of luck overcoming his satanic ways or whatever

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a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

thanks for letting us know about the twitter thing

StabMasterArson
May 31, 2011

Parallax Scroll posted:

thanks for letting us know about the twitter thing

i investigate hellish environments so you dont have to. but you should

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
the krazy klurf konundrum

egon_beeblebrox
Mar 1, 2008

WILL AMOUNT TO NOTHING IN LIFE.



Psychotic breaks are sad. It doesn't surprise me that Shmorky would be marrying someone not quite right in the head, though.

Unbelievably Fat Man
Jun 1, 2000

Innocent people. I could never hurt innocent people.


Why would a Jesus crackhead gently caress Shmorky. Makes no sense lol.

VectorSigma
Jan 20, 2004

Transform
and
Freak Out



cant iced the christ

a messed up horse
Mar 11, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo
please don't let us fall through the ice, Richard

Maldoror
Oct 5, 2003

by R. Guyovich
Nap Ghost
shmorky getting into a argument with a clone of himself about the morality of his sexuality, both talking in his high pitched klurf voice

forever

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

so this is how it ends, not with a bang, but with a wiener

Topographic Nap
Apr 22, 2007

weird twitter is coming back with a vegeance

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
i did the iggy

www
Aug 4, 2010

i love news from the twittersphere, anymore stories from the twitterverse to share with us OP?

StabMasterArson
May 31, 2011

www posted:

i love news from the twittersphere, anymore stories from the twitterverse to share with us OP?

terry wogan is dead.

Soup du Journey
Mar 20, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
if you spell her name backward it says nalim dracula. makes u think

egon_beeblebrox
Mar 1, 2008

WILL AMOUNT TO NOTHING IN LIFE.



StabMasterArson
May 31, 2011


Davesie

HATECUBE
Mar 2, 2007

deadname my low hole

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL
oh... u better charge ur phone soon.

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

deadnaming :ohdear:

Dr Cheeto
Mar 2, 2013
Wretched Harp
Mad respect for Mrs. Lowtax

This is the image the crazy lady keeps tweeting to make her look not crazy

StabMasterArson
May 31, 2011

i cast off all my gender except i want to keep my stuff and marry a woman

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
lol nevermind

Dr Cheeto
Mar 2, 2013
Wretched Harp
My favorite tweet out of this saga yet
https://twitter.com/lowtax/status/693810116563304448
Call Jesus by his high school nickname and you get damned to hell

Admiral_eX_laX
Jul 8, 2009

Historically Inaccurate

Unbelievably Fat Man posted:

Why would a Jesus crackhead gently caress Shmorky. Makes no sense lol.

He sounds like a masochist. No surprise here. Not a bad thing. A bit concerning, yes.

Whatever floats your boat!

HATECUBE
Mar 2, 2007

yo im peepin the antizionist poo poo in her twitter

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

So Shmorky wears Depends? Lol

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

kiss my rear end shmorky

Tom Sellout
May 27, 2011

$240 million of Johnny Walker Blue and Throatzilla's services.
Lady is stupider than crazy and extremely crazy

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
seriously tho thats p hosed up

Dr Cheeto
Mar 2, 2013
Wretched Harp

Bacon Hat posted:

yo im peepin the antizionist poo poo in her twitter

Please link because I'm a dumb bitch baby who doesn't want to wade through a million dumb reposts about Lowtax

OMG JC a Bomb!
Jul 13, 2004

We are the Invisible Spatula. We are the Grilluminati. We eat before and after dinner. We eat forever. And eventually... eventually we will lead them into the dining room.
I've read all the lore and I"m pretty sure Shmorky's life is as insane as any life can possibly be without murder being involved*

*i assume

walgreenslatino
Jun 2, 2015

Lipstick Apathy
Engaging with an unstable schizophrenic is definitely the best way to make them leave you alone

Soup du Journey
Mar 20, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
shes pretty cute for a retard. isn't shmorky like 40 and hideous?

Dr Cheeto
Mar 2, 2013
Wretched Harp

walgreenslatino posted:

Engaging with an unstable schizophrenic is definitely the best way to make them leave you alone

It's the best way to generate COMEDY GOLD

Rohan Kishibe
Oct 29, 2011

Frankly, I don't like you
and I never have.
Is Shmorkey is the dude from office space who can't find his stapler? Am I thinking of the wrong dude?

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post
Ground floor

Tom Sellout
May 27, 2011

$240 million of Johnny Walker Blue and Throatzilla's services.
He can't find his stapler because he stapled a diaper to his head

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL
this person is so insane that it hurts my head to read her twitter.

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OMG JC a Bomb!
Jul 13, 2004

We are the Invisible Spatula. We are the Grilluminati. We eat before and after dinner. We eat forever. And eventually... eventually we will lead them into the dining room.
can you imagine what the inside of their apartment/weekly rate motel room must look like? furry porn plastered to the walls with unidentifiable bioslime, dildos of all sizes and all species, and mountains of toilet paper in the bathroom for bra stuffing

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