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THEY say the hardest part of roller skating is telling your parents youre gay but maybe roller skating is actually the easiest way of telling your parents your gay? Can anyone confirm
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# ? Jan 31, 2016 16:33 |
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# ? Mar 28, 2024 17:27 |
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I was born in the rink op
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# ? Jan 31, 2016 16:34 |
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confirmed
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# ? Jan 31, 2016 16:36 |
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IM GAY LIKE 3O posted:confirmed Think this'll do
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# ? Jan 31, 2016 16:37 |
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i sleep on the floor
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# ? Jan 31, 2016 16:45 |
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Rollerblades will do it. Regular skates, idk
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# ? Jan 31, 2016 16:52 |
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Calbiyum posted:THEY say the hardest part of roller skating is telling your parents youre gay but maybe roller skating is actually the easiest way of telling your parents your gay? I'm not sure, how hard was it to convince your parents you were gay after your dad caught you roller skating in your bedroom?
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# ? Jan 31, 2016 17:16 |
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"roller skate and gay" is the gay version of "netflix and chill"
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# ? Jan 31, 2016 17:47 |
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City of Tampa posted:"roller skate and gay" is the gay version of "netflix and chill" Me and my friends do it a lot
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# ? Jan 31, 2016 17:52 |
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I've got a brand new pair of roller skates You've got a brand new ski I think we should get together And slide them into me
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# ? Jan 31, 2016 18:49 |
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When I was young in the early 80s, going to the roller rink was about the straightest thing you could do. Put on some tight jeans and skate backwards for an hour, do "the whip" a couple of times, then fingerbang some slut you just met behind the claw game.
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# ? Jan 31, 2016 19:06 |
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criscodisco posted:When I was young in the early 80s, going to the roller rink was about the straightest thing you could do. Put on some tight jeans and skate backwards for an hour, do "the whip" a couple of times, then fingerbang some slut you just met behind the claw game. I picture the slut being ur avatar
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# ? Jan 31, 2016 19:15 |
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its actually roller blading that's gay, roller skating is for girls
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# ? Jan 31, 2016 19:32 |
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i prefer soap shoes
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# ? Jan 31, 2016 19:33 |
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is rollerskate and gay like netflix and chill but for gays?
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# ? Jan 31, 2016 19:34 |
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Hell Yeah posted:is rollerskate and gay like netflix and chill but for gays? City of tampa said this too you want to make this a thing guys
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# ? Jan 31, 2016 19:57 |
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This video should answer all of your questions, OP. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xuv_YcpM4nU
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# ? Jan 31, 2016 20:58 |
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criscodisco posted:When I was young in the early 80s, going to the roller rink was about the straightest thing you could do. Put on some tight jeans and skate backwards for an hour, do "the whip" a couple of times, then fingerbang some slut you just met behind the claw game. How do you get behind the claw game??
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# ? Feb 1, 2016 03:13 |
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Are you fingerbanging the slut while behind the claw machine, or are you fingerbanging a slut that you met while on some unrelated adventure behind the claw machine?
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# ? Feb 1, 2016 03:25 |
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Gutcruncher posted:Are you fingerbanging the slut while behind the claw machine, or are you fingerbanging a slut that you met while on some unrelated adventure behind the claw machine? Both, haven't you ever been to a rink?
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# ? Feb 1, 2016 03:27 |
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Ice skating > roller skating
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# ? Feb 1, 2016 03:28 |
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No, pay attention this time. You meet her while you're skating backwards, then wink at her during the part of the whip where you're holding hands. Then you take her behind the claw game to finger her. It's not really behind the game, just to the side where the guy at the Snack Shack can't see you.
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# ? Feb 1, 2016 03:34 |
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# ? Mar 28, 2024 17:27 |
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Roller skating doesn't get you bashed nor shamed and shunned as a weirdo. Usually.
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# ? Feb 1, 2016 03:35 |