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Moola
Aug 16, 2006

Haier posted:

Like most people, when the first Matrix came out I thought it was badass and couldn't wait for the second. The second was bad enough to make me never want to see the third. That scene was dumb as hell at the time and the Matrix is some corny goony poo poo now in TYOOL 2016.

IMO.

I liked it when it came out because I was a dumb idiot teenager

now im just a dumb idiot manchild

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Lord Frankenstyle
Dec 3, 2005

Mmmm,
You smell like Lysol Wipes.

www posted:

this loving "bike duel" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vBCeFJ66oRM brought to you by pepsi and mountain dew

It's weird how many people didn't realize this movie was a comedy. And a kinda okay one, too.

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer

RideTheSpiral posted:

the one in the second matrix when keauno reeves fights hundreds of agent smiths and flies around looking like a cartoon whacking them with a pole?

I just watched it and it's real bad
Uh yeah, "all of moonraker".

RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice

jBrereton posted:

Uh yeah, "all of moonraker".


as a kid this was my favourite bond film. it was badass

Moola
Aug 16, 2006

jBrereton posted:

Uh yeah, "all of moonraker".

nah thats just 200% camp

they knew exactly what they were doing

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

Moola posted:

it was actually fine when it came out but aged badly

shut up you dumbshits

this is completely untrue, that scene looked bad when it came out and i laughed out loud in the theater.

Moola
Aug 16, 2006
no dude listen

I was a REALLY DUMB teenager

like

HOLY poo poo

DoctorStrangelove
Jun 7, 2012

IT WOULD NOT BE DIFFICULT MEIN FUHRER!

www posted:

this loving "bike duel" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vBCeFJ66oRM brought to you by pepsi and mountain dew

Torque is a rare example of a high budget big studio release movie that's so bad it's good.

Seriously, Torque is loving amazing.

RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice

Moola posted:

no dude listen

I was a REALLY DUMB teenager

like

HOLY poo poo

did you think it was really cool that he got punched in the face 50 times and his sunglasses never broke or fell off???!

cmon people

Baku
Aug 20, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eopr3V5DGYA&t=5419s

Moola
Aug 16, 2006

RideTheSpiral posted:

did you think it was really cool that he got punched in the face 50 times and his sunglasses never broke or fell off???!

cmon people

yes I thought all the fight scenes were good and cool

I thought the twins looked cool and bought a jacket that looked like theirs so I could be cool too

if I had time machine I would kill my teen self

Thirsty Girl
Dec 5, 2015


ive always been kinda meh on witchboard but some people swear by it

vug
Jan 23, 2015

by Cowcaster
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WwC_o_fcW1s

BgRdMchne
Oct 31, 2011

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y9KyBdPeKHg

Moola
Aug 16, 2006
best scene of reloaded

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
Torque is satire.

RaySmuckles
Oct 14, 2009


:vapes:
Grimey Drawer

all i want to know is, how does he eat?

Thirsty Girl
Dec 5, 2015


lmbo

BgRdMchne
Oct 31, 2011

RaySmuckles posted:

all i want to know is, how does he eat?

Very carefully.

CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

Reach for the moon!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2bIDGDbupgE

I like the Goonies but boy this line

hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009

award winning film The Dark Knight had a scene in which batman pieces a shattered bullet back together and takes a fingerprint off of it

Thirsty Girl
Dec 5, 2015

alternatively, here is the best scene of any film

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gPbzOKF55xE

Thirsty Girl fucked around with this message at 20:31 on Jan 31, 2016

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

ScratchAndSniff posted:

rear end to rear end

dust to dust

Ramrod Hotshot
May 30, 2003

no, OP there isn't.

Hustlin Floh
Jul 20, 2009

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OVAHGpmDGHE

This is actually probably the best Rob Schneider/JCVD movie though

Stex T
Mar 7, 2005

Shut the fuck up and get out. Have fun being a slave of the rich and powerful.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GRPoiTHMuzc

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:
Catwoman basketball scene

CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

Reach for the moon!

radiatinglines posted:

award winning film The Dark Knight had a scene in which batman pieces a shattered bullet back together and takes a fingerprint off of it

see also, award winning film the dark knight's top quality extras:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zja3pcPMszc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PPP6XAsPbz8

Scrotum Modem
Sep 12, 2014




im gaye posted:

alternatively, here is the best scene of any film

http://youtube.com/watch?v=gPbzOKF55xE

dude quit being a lazy dong and embed your vids. no one cares about mystery links

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
im sure there are worse scenes but yeah that is a bad one. god drat the matrix 2 & 3 were poo poo. ehh at least 2 has the cool highway action scene.

Uxzuigal
Jan 16, 2013

Chill Berserker Dude
I thought Black Cock Addiction was pretty bad all through and through, unrealistic sex and no burkas.

Moola
Aug 16, 2006

radiatinglines posted:

award winning film The Dark Knight had a scene in which batman pieces a shattered bullet back together and takes a fingerprint off of it

I have never understood this scene

BigBoss
Jan 26, 2012

by Lowtax

www posted:

this loving "bike duel" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vBCeFJ66oRM brought to you by pepsi and mountain dew

Holy poo poo pro click this is awesome

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

Some motherfuckers always trying to ice skate uphill.

Michael Bayleaf
Jun 4, 2006

Tortured By Flan

oh my god that's extra painful

Moola
Aug 16, 2006

radiatinglines posted:

award winning film The Dark Knight had a scene in which batman pieces a shattered bullet back together and takes a fingerprint off of it

like I get why he takes the brick with the bullet

but then he shoots separate bullets into separate bricks

then 3d images one of them

what is going on?

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

Moola posted:

like I get why he takes the brick with the bullet

but then he shoots separate bullets into separate bricks

then 3d images one of them

what is going on?

science

Moola
Aug 16, 2006
no I need someone to explain this RIGHT loving NOW IM GAY

Happy Bear Suit
Jul 21, 2004

came here to post the spiderman jazz dance and catwoman basketball

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Olympic Mathlete
Feb 25, 2011

:h:


Lord Binky posted:

oh my god that's extra painful

Everything about that clip is obnoxious. Awful.

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