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What about that scene in the Matrix 2 where Merovingian gives that woman a piece of dessert that causes her to poo poo herself in a fancy restaurant. That's what happens, right?
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Minorkos posted:the scene in inglorious basterds where the guys just sit at the table and talk talk talk. like it's a loving movie about killing nazis, why the gently caress are you talking, god Lol, just lol, if you're such a millennial you can't appreciate character development that isn't shot by Michael Bay with explosions going off and everyone covered in dirt while they convey simplistic black and white versions of morality and predictable character arks.
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Kitchner posted:Lol, just lol, if you're such a millennial you can't appreciate character development that isn't shot by Michael Bay with explosions going off and everyone covered in dirt while they convey simplistic black and white versions of morality and predictable character arks. the vocab in this post proves this isnt kitchner. fake
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i wish i had a character ark but i get sea sick, instead i have a character touring bus
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Kitchner posted:Lol, just lol, if you're such a millennial you can't appreciate character development that isn't shot by Michael Bay with explosions going off and everyone covered in dirt while they convey simplistic black and white versions of morality and predictable character arks. I filmed this post and now it's the worst scene of all time.
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Hell there is a worse scene in the matrix trilogy itself. Trinity's 5 minute death scene.
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Nathilus posted:Hell there is a worse scene in the matrix trilogy itself. Trinity's 5 minute death scene. thanks for the spoiler jerk
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RideTheSpiral posted:thanks for the spoiler jerk Np. Additional spolier. She takes a really long time to die and won't stfu for a second of it.
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Feb 1, 2016 12:00
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lovely choreography interspersed with lovely cgi https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VA0Ch2_2o7I This is dumb and I hate it.
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ultrabindu posted:lovely choreography interspersed with lovely cgi why did they do that? why
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Feb 1, 2016 12:09
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anakin's 'i don't like sand' monologue in star wars episode 2 caused me to walk out of the theater. it remains the only movie i walked out of, which says a lot when i've seen stinkers like reign of fire and stayed for the duration of them. it is the worst scene in cinema history, from the worst movie in cinema history.
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Feb 1, 2016 12:11
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I walked out of Man of Steel after the 30th consecutive minute of banal, boring, unnaturally-destructive-for-a-superhero-movie cgi fighting.
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Feb 1, 2016 12:23
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Haha, has Sam Raimi ever explained what the gently caress is up with Spider-Man 3? So much of that movie is so hilariously awful that is seems like it was a joke being played on the audience, but afaik it really wasn't a "gently caress all of you, I'm out" affair and he was devoted to making a 4th one https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zqKWAc_wt60
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Feb 1, 2016 12:23
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Witchboard is not great but not terrible at all. Not a bad horror flick, good creepy, and has some decent scares. It is probably the peak 80s moment for most of us in the late 30-early 40 crowd because we all know we stayed up late to catch it on Cinemax for the brief Tawny Kitaen shower scene. It made the whole Whitesnake phenomenon understandable finally.
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Whatev posted:Haha, has Sam Raimi ever explained what the gently caress is up with Spider-Man 3? So much of that movie is so hilariously awful that is seems like it was a joke being played on the audience, but afaik it really wasn't a "gently caress all of you, I'm out" affair and he was devoted to making a 4th one Shortly afterward he said there was studio interference that insisted he include Venom, but that don't explain all the other lovely things that went on in the film.
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My favorite part was when Sandman was defeated by love.
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Spider-man 3 isn't as bad as nerds make it out to be.
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Gaunab posted:Spider-man 3 isn't as bad as nerds make it out to be. Spider man 3 is funny as poo poo.
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Cubey posted:anakin's 'i don't like sand' monologue in star wars episode 2 caused me to walk out of the theater. it remains the only movie i walked out of, which says a lot when i've seen stinkers like reign of fire and stayed for the duration of them. i rewatched eps II and III recently because i hadn't seen them since they first came out. i was thinking "they can't possibly be as bad as i remember" but welp, i was wrong. episode II is especially painful, since like 90% of the movie is just anakin awkwardly trying to get laid
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Feb 1, 2016 16:30
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Cubey posted:i've seen stinkers like reign of fire Remember the trailers for that movie where it looked like we were getting "dragons versus tanks" and it looked badass as all hell? Yeah, I still want to see that movie.
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This thing is worse than a millenium of Aztec human sacrifices
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Gorilla Salad posted:Remember the trailers for that movie where it looked like we were getting "dragons versus tanks" and it looked badass as all hell? yeah that's why i went to see it 
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Kitchner posted:Lol, just lol, if you're such a millennial you can't appreciate character development that isn't shot by Michael Bay with explosions going off and everyone covered in dirt while they convey simplistic black and white versions of morality and predictable character arks. is this what gbs is now? jfc
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Feb 1, 2016 16:54
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I thought the worst scene in inglourious basterds was that terrible musical bit when what's her face was preparing the theater and getting all dolled up. The song was bad and it was so long
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Matrix Reloaded is horrible, confusing garbage but I think Matrix Revolutions is actually pretty solid and it gets a bad rap because people still had a bad taste in their mouth from Reloaded. That part at the end where Neo with his eyes burnt out of his face goes to the Machine City to try to make a deal/truce with the Hivemind and the Hivemind face goes "What do you want?", and he just says one word, "Peace." was epic as gently caress and made the movie.
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Quote-Unquote posted:episode II is especially painful, since like 90% of the movie is just anakin awkwardly trying to get laid strikes too close to home, does it? 
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jarjarbinksfan621 posted:Matrix Reloaded is horrible, confusing garbage but I think Matrix Revolutions is actually pretty solid and it gets a bad rap because people still had a bad taste in their mouth from Reloaded. That part at the end where Neo with his eyes burnt out of his face goes to the Machine City to try to make a deal/truce with the Hivemind and the Hivemind face goes "What do you want?", and he just says one word, "Peace." was epic as gently caress and made the movie. pls don't troll in gbs
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jarjarbinksfan621 posted:Matrix Reloaded is horrible, confusing garbage but I think Matrix Revolutions is actually pretty solid and it gets a bad rap because people still had a bad taste in their mouth from Reloaded. That part at the end where Neo with his eyes burnt out of his face goes to the Machine City to try to make a deal/truce with the Hivemind and the Hivemind face goes "What do you want?", and he just says one word, "Peace." was epic as gently caress and made the movie. You almost had me there, buddy
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dr tim very easily claims a post on the 4th page
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jarjarbinksfan621 posted:Matrix Reloaded is horrible, confusing garbage but I think Matrix Revolutions is actually pretty solid and it gets a bad rap because people still had a bad taste in their mouth from Reloaded. That part at the end where Neo with his eyes burnt out of his face goes to the Machine City to try to make a deal/truce with the Hivemind and the Hivemind face goes "What do you want?", and he just says one word, "Peace." was epic as gently caress and made the movie. you went too far
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ElGroucho posted:You almost had me there, buddy That's the problem with the world. Everybody is so phony, phony is the norm, phony is the real, so when you put yourself out there sharing completely genuine thoughts and feelings you ironically look like a phony. Maybe we really are in "The Matrix".
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crash_(1996_film) Pick anything in this movie.
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Whoopsi Goldberg explaining that thing Malcom McDowell was playing with in that one Star Trek
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jarjarbinksfan621 posted:That's the problem with the world. Everybody is so phony, phony is the norm, phony is the real, so when you put yourself out there sharing completely genuine thoughts and feelings you ironically look like a phony. Maybe we really are in "The Matrix". I know we're not in the Matrix because there is less lovely dialogue in my life.
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Gigli. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vw9sQ98s9AE
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That whole movie was really pathetic - HTH
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Ratjaculation posted:this cgi op hth My friends and I saw this opening night and we all agreed to cheer really loudly and hilariously when the Rock returned and then this thing came out and the theater was completely silent.
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