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Shaquin posted:You should have high standards for media you consume because your life will be pitifully short and it's probably best to fill that with things that are worth while and not the entertainment version of loving ring dings True Also post a lot
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You Are A Elf posted:The Dark Knight was way too drat long, could have saved Harvey Dent/Two Face for a sequel instead of shoehorning him in with The Joker, and although Heath Ledger was alright in it, people emptied and shriveled up their e-balls ejaculating all over the Internet like his performance was the second, third, and fourth coming of Jesus Christ. to appreciate the Nolan batman movies you only have to watch the preceding batman movies
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MiracleWhale posted:to appreciate the Nolan batman movies you only have to watch the preceding batman movies Which I thoroughly enjoy  Actually, only the first two. Batman Forever is pretty bad, and Batman and Robin is an abortion.
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Jack Nicholson acting all huffy and puffy about not being asked to be Joker and then acting like a bitch after Ledger died having made Nicholson's performance look like dogshit was pretty infuriating I told him! I told him the role was hard! 
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Jan 31, 2016 23:32
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i didn't even want to go to see the second avengers movie but my friends talked me into it anyways because dinner and hanging out as well... i took a loving nap in the theater because i cared so loving little about anything on screen
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fancy sauces posted:you're right of course but was it actually critically acclaimed by any human being under 20, i mean all the YA book movies look and feel exactly the same, like they were designed with marketing first and then they worked backwards from there 84% on Rotten Tomatoes. quote:Critics Consensus: Thrilling and superbly acted, The Hunger Games captures the dramatic violence, raw emotion, and ambitious scope of its source novel.
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Internaut! posted:also if people didn't keep comparing it favourable to the disastrous prequels; it's the 4th best star wars movie by some distance I call myself a lapsed Star Wars fan the way some people call themselves lapsed Catholics and I dug it. It really was thoroughly mediocre but it hit all the right notes when it mattered and I could not stop laughing at how thoroughly Abrams was ironically and unironically using those RLM videos as a playbook from the opening shot onwards.
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soup shitters IV wasnt as good as the prequels imo
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dad gay. so what posted:soup shitters IV wasnt as good as the prequels imo Chili scene tho https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wAtMlV5Rgwc
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Shaquin posted:Sicario is a very tightly made film that is tensely visceral in almost every shot in the movie and supremely topical. The concepts and dynamics it's exposing aren't exactly new if you are at all informed about Mexico and the goings on within but it's still an excellent movie. Dumb script for a dumb audience
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people built that poo poo up so much and ran memes into the ground and the movie itself was meh. went too lomg and had a giant boring bit in the middle also the kid was a dumb addition i kept waiting for him to die but he never did
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Professor Shark posted:Jack Nicholson acting all huffy and puffy about not being asked to be Joker and then acting like a bitch after Ledger died having made Nicholson's performance look like dogshit was pretty infuriating He was talking about pills he earned him about pills
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Feb 1, 2016 00:34
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Dark Knight Rises. It was just dumber than the previous two. edit: Well it seems everyone else had problems with these too then. Though I liked the length of Dark Knight.
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Feb 1, 2016 00:57
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Interstellar could have a really good movie if they had cut out all the stuff that wasn't an homage to 2001.
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Mokelumne Trekka posted:just saw Sicario. kind of meh to be honest. not sure why you goons are nutting over that one. what acclaimed movies just didn't impress YOU recently? fuuuuuuuuuuck you
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i dont really have anything to add to this but i would love to see goons explain why sicario is dumb and bad, i dont think ive run into anyone who didnt like it so far and it would be nice to get a fresh perspective
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Feb 1, 2016 01:29
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Jurassic World was just OK The Dallas Buyers Club was poo poo awful Oscar bait "I can't believe my contraction of AIDS allow d me to lose my prejudice of my new transgender friend!!!! I used to be so bigoted! If only society could be so accepting!" What a crock of poo poo
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Feb 1, 2016 01:59
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Gate of Hell was overrated. I left disappointed.
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that movie on mars what's it called the astronaught or something was pretty gay if you ask me
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88h88 posted:Interstellar was a 3 hour borefest. hey talking about global warming may offend some idiot so let's call it the blight earth is dying so lets invent a FTL drive and space travel because it's easier than working out how to deal with soil erosion and poor land management. oh and since we hosed up so badly we're going to die let's get magic help in a so called hard science fiction movie from the positive thoughts of energy beings in the future and once we survive our people will live in giant tubes where we pretend to be in the glorious america of the 50s. it was like ayn rand read schixmatrix and decided to edit it with a pen while drunk and l ron hubbard was visiting. xutech fucked around with this message at 03:14 on Feb 1, 2016 |
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xutech posted:hey talking about global warming may offend some idiot so let's call it the blight earth is dying so lets invent a FTL drive and space travel because it's easier than working out how to deal with soil erosion and poor land management. Interstellar made me angry. Every single crop is dying from one single blight. Think about that for a second. Tomatoes, potatoes, wheat, corn, cotton--it's all dying. Um, no. That's why there are people who study agriculture--to prevent things like that. The Martian had plot holes the size of Mars. Why is nothing tied down or secured? If he's a botanist, why isn't there already a greenhouse? Why doesn't he have all kinds of seeds to try in the Martian soil? Dumb.
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i want to participate in this thread because i have a lot of OPINIONS ABOUT FILM but i don't want to read all your words so here we are.
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Khazar-khum posted:Interstellar made me angry. Every single crop is dying from one single blight. Think about that for a second. Tomatoes, potatoes, wheat, corn, cotton--it's all dying. Um, no. That's why there are people who study agriculture--to prevent things like that. hmmmmm. youre making me see matthew mcconaughey in a whole new light.
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Pitdragon posted:i dont really have anything to add to this but i would love to see goons explain why sicario is dumb and bad, i dont think ive run into anyone who didnt like it so far and it would be nice to get a fresh perspective the characters didn't have much depth. it emphasized violence but not really its impact on people. the police officer and his kid weren't developed much yet they seemed to be the movie's backbone I guess oh and Benicio del Toro's character storming the house at the end and killing everyone felt unrealistic. I was expecting a movie along the lines of Traffic but it ended up more like Taken or a Vin Diesel flick or something I was also annoyed by the tunnel scene how it kept needlessly switching from night vision, heat vision, and actual vision
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who's naylin paylin was mediocre at best. they could do much better with the material i think
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logical phalluses posted:i want to participate in this thread because i have a lot of OPINIONS ABOUT FILM but i don't want to read all your words so here we are. i don't even have a tv!!!! suck a dick, dumbshits pphhhhhbbbbbbbbttttt
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Kuato posted:who's naylin paylin it's me
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Shark make an opposite thread: underrated movies you loved. Oh poo poo there is one now. Rolo fucked around with this message at 04:28 on Feb 1, 2016 |
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MiracleWhale posted:it's me soooooo jelly right now
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Khazar-khum posted:The Martian had plot holes the size of Mars. Why is nothing tied down or secured? If he's a botanist, why isn't there already a greenhouse? Why doesn't he have all kinds of seeds to try in the Martian soil? Dumb. One astronaut is explaining some astronautic poo poo to the others and the pilot of the ship goes "Ummmmm ENGLISH PLEASE." like he's a half-retarded valley girl and not a NASA trained loving astronaut.
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Favorite recent-ish movies: Her Snowpiercer I Saw the Devil Edge of Tomorrow Biggest letdowns: The Man from U.N.C.L.E. The Hobit (Trilogy) Star Trek: Into Darkness Iron Man 3 Pacific Rim
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Everything any of you liked, I thought it was mediocre at best, and some of it was just total garbage. Me and my bros yucked it up at the screenings and turned it into a good ole' MST3k riff fest
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You Are A Elf posted:The Dark Knight was way too drat long, could have saved Harvey Dent/Two Face for a sequel instead of shoehorning him in with The Joker, and although Heath Ledger was alright in it, people emptied and shriveled up their e-balls ejaculating all over the Internet like his performance was the second, third, and fourth coming of Jesus Christ. Dark Knight was the best movie in years and everything in this post is wrong. Sorry.
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I was so hyped for interstellar and it loving sucked. Listening to this in particular while I waited for the movie to download had me twitchy like a ADD kid on crack. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kdComTp7KsA Methanar fucked around with this message at 08:09 on Feb 1, 2016 |
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The Dark Knight Rises. I spent the whole movie laughing at Tom Hardy's bo' selecta Marilyn Manson impression. What a poo poo pile. Also Skyfall. Plot holes everywhere, ending on loving Home Alone. Can't believe all the rave reviews for this piece of poo poo. 2012 was not the best vintage.
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Hobbits Gravity Some of the newer super hero movies, but they are still way better than most older superhero/comic book movies so whatever. Star Wars was enjoyable but too much of a rehash of the first movies. That stupid kingsman movie that everyone loved for some reason. The church scene was cool, that's about it.
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Mad Max: Fury Road. 100% style over substance. The Martian. A book whose entire thing was "the details", and then make a movie where you completely do away with all the details.
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