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Lightning Lord
Feb 21, 2013

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WickedHate posted:

I don't want to be Americentric, but I've never seen a newstand in my life. I mean, it's probably different in places like New York, but newspapers are a dying industry as it is anyaway. As far as I'm aware supermarkets still sell some comics, though, like Archie and stuff-don't know about DC and the like.

If you've ever been in a subway system, the modern version of newstands are those little kiosks where they sell papers, magazines and snacks. Also the racks of magazines at bookstores.

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Lightning Lord
Feb 21, 2013

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WickedHate posted:

Do Gambit.

Every month.

In every thread.

Lightning Lord
Feb 21, 2013

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Endless Mike posted:

Even this depends on the subway system. The DC Metro doesn't have anything inside the system (eating and drinking is actually illegal within the system), and my limited use of the Chicago L was similar from what I recall.

Toronto's transit system is what I'm most familiar with and just about every station has one of these kiosks. Sometimes more than one.

Lurdiak posted:

Original Flavor Machine Man pretty horribly boring.

I can't get behind this statement for two reasons, Jack Kirby and Earth X

X-51, what do you see?
X-51, my eyes have been taken from me

bobkatt013 posted:

This clip makes me crack up every time I see it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZ4ZJk4lLEI

Skitching was HUGE in the 90s. There was even a crappy Road Rash ripoff about it that was featured extensively in ~*SEGA VISIONS*~

Lightning Lord fucked around with this message at 22:14 on Feb 1, 2016

Lightning Lord
Feb 21, 2013

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lonelylikezoidberg posted:

I bought the latest issue of The Island because I like the concept and the stories are at least interesting, even if I don't always like them, but GODDAMN IT THERE'S A FURRY COMIC IN THIS ONE.

I thought Usagi Yojimbo made comic goons realize that having an animal person in a comic wasn't a war crime. Did I time travel to like 2003?

Lightning Lord
Feb 21, 2013

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Slot off, you drekkin fragfaces.

Lightning Lord
Feb 21, 2013

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Lurdiak posted:

This is absolutely a war crime.

It looks like front page material from furaffinity or some other hellscape, yeah. Is Graham known for this or is this just extrapolated from the lizard alien sex in Prophet?

Lightning Lord
Feb 21, 2013

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boom boom boom posted:

Fun fact, those are characters from the artist's pornographic webcomic. That's just a SFW portion of a furry porno.




Squizzle posted:

Guessing that you mean the low-effort background.

That background is Vapor as gently caress

Lightning Lord
Feb 21, 2013

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My principles force me to suggest burning the Brian Wood book and eating the ashes on a hamburger bun.

Lightning Lord
Feb 21, 2013

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"Send me random nerd crap, I love things but hate myself" subscription boxes are always bad.

Lightning Lord
Feb 21, 2013

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Lurdiak posted:

I just don't know why people are afraid of admitting their favorite space show is pulp.

They don't read books. That kind of statement is usually a Star Trek vs Star Wars thing.

Lightning Lord fucked around with this message at 16:45 on Feb 4, 2016

Lightning Lord
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boom boom boom posted:

Anybody here read Conqueror of the Barren Earth? It's on old DC 4 issue mini. The first issue, it's the future, a spaceship is sent out to rediscover Earth. It gets attacked by aliens, gets blowed up, the single survivor is a short haired blonde lady who allies with a couple tribes and decides to unite the Earth against the aliens. It ends on a cliff hanger with her captured by this barbarian warlord. I read it, and was like, holy poo poo, this owns. Why did this not go anywhere? The really need to bring back Conqueror of the Barren Earth!

Second issue. The barbarian demands the blonde lady be his bride, she tries to kill him, so he makes her his slave. Makes her walk along the mounted tribe, makes her wear a sexy harem lady outfit, etc. ends with her proclaiming her love for him and begging to be his bride. Not even a wink to the audience or a "I need him to think he's broken me" thought bubble.

So I guess that's why nobody talks about it, no one read past the second issue

This actually started as a Warlord back up, and the Conqueror miniseries was the follow up. I read the whole thing a couple of years ago. I enjoyed the general science fantasy tone but yeah. Also the Conqueror in question was a yellow peril caricature, and I think the creators were trying to be somewhat progressive by having the mutant Genghis Khan/Attila the Hun guy with a fu manchu, horns and lime green skin who looked basically like an oni from a ukiyo-e painting ultimately the good guy instead of a villain. It... doesn't work.

Was trying to fix yellow peril poo poo by making a character's skin green some sort of trend? I remember the lovely 90s Iron Man cartoon trying this with the Mandarin too.

Lightning Lord fucked around with this message at 11:23 on Feb 6, 2016

Lightning Lord
Feb 21, 2013

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zoux posted:

I clicked on the Marvel Heroes thread in games on a lark and it actually looked decent and not some time gated f2p scam like I figured it was? With really deep lore too? Might have to check it out.

Sorta related, I wish there were good Marvel games for console that werent Lego

Marvel Puzzle Quest is probably better, but I stopped playing Facebook games because of the "pester your friends!" aspect, no matter how light or unnecessary it is in Marvel Heroes.

boom boom boom posted:

Is The Badger the best comic book ever? Because that makes it sound like the best comic book ever.

Yeah check out Nexus from that period of Baron's work too, it's just as wonderfully insane. I have Baron on facebook actually and he's uh... quite the character. Pretty funny. Good writer who brings out the best in his collaborators too, Nexus has some of Steve Rude's best work.

Lightning Lord fucked around with this message at 18:49 on Feb 6, 2016

Lightning Lord
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Die Laughing posted:

I think you're thinking of Avengers Alliance.

Egg meet face. I should probably try Marvel Heroes actually.

Yvonmukluk posted:

So, since February is the designated month of romance, I've been considering setting up a thread to celebrate couples in comics. Anyone think it's threadworthy?

:justpost:

Lightning Lord
Feb 21, 2013

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Yvonmukluk posted:

Hm...I'm getting mixed signals here.

So you're saying I shouldn't post the thread?

Make the loving thread!

Lightning Lord
Feb 21, 2013

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Lurdiak posted:

I got free bacon and cheese sausages(???) with my groceries this week and they're pretty drat good but i feel like enjoying these is going to make me turn into the kind of person that idolizes epic meal time and the meatship.

I too worry that eating a meal will affect my taste in entertainment, and plan my life around this and actively angst about it.

Lightning Lord
Feb 21, 2013

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Vincent posted:

I never got the whole "bacon" internet thing. Bacon isn't even that good.

Me neither but I don't stare at the slices that come with my omelet in horror, terrified eating it will make me get bacon wallpaper or use bacon lube.

Lightning Lord
Feb 21, 2013

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As someone who was an education major for a bit, gently caress you. For bringing bad memories up.

Lightning Lord fucked around with this message at 15:45 on Feb 10, 2016

Lightning Lord
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Squizzle posted:

The Soul Gem should definitely confer some wisdom, imo. Otherwise, lovely gem that just fights ghosts???

It's Stormbringer, from the Elric novels, turned into a green gem. At least originally.

Lightning Lord
Feb 21, 2013

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Madkal posted:

As a DC fanboy I don't want any gems. The Anti-Life equation is good enough for me.

edit: Though I will concede for Wolverine's healing factor, especially after a night of playing hockey.

Woah pump the brakes here, son. While the Gauntlet and individual gems can conceivably be used for good, the Equation doesn't have much use beyond cosmic fascism. Are we getting a profound look into your psyche here?

Lightning Lord
Feb 21, 2013

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It's mostly stuff that I've bought that I haven't had the time to really read yet, not monthlies that I'm behind on. Some of it I've already read but just purchased. I still have Arkwright Integral, Usagi Yojimbo Saga 1-3, Nexus Omnibus 1-3, Complete Elfquest 1-2 and Finder Library 1-2 staring at me from the bookshelf.

Lightning Lord
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Lurdiak posted:

You're really bad at getting jokes.

Internet man grossly overreacting to petty annoyance stopped being funny around 2007 I think? Or at least I find extensive whining about how some trend is horrible to be nearly as horrible as the trend itself. So at least we agree that epic meal time sucks.


Lurdiak posted:

The Watcher seems pretty down to earth.

If Earth X is any indication, he's quite insane. His regular depiction seems a bit unhinged at times too.

Squizzle posted:

Tangent here: Immortal cave man is a great archetype and I'm glad it pops up in any sci-fi/pulp setting that runs long enough.

Don't forget about Captain Marvel villain King Kull (who is not Robert E. Howard's Conan ancestor) who was either in suspended animation and thus might not count or keeps reappearing throughout history to thwart the rise of democracy, because he is just that evil.

Lightning Lord fucked around with this message at 06:14 on Feb 11, 2016

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Squizzle posted:

Unfrozen Caveman is a separate, but related and at times overlapping archetype. For my money, Immortal Caveman beats it out for intrinsic awesomeness, but you could prefer the Unfrozens and welp de gustibus non est disputandum.

That issue of Powers where we find out what's-his-name is an Immortal Caveman owned. I loved and still love the idea that, since the human brain has physical limits to memory, his lifetime requires constant overwriting of old memories to make new ones. Dude cannot remember his past too far back.

I think Kull is both an unfrozen and immortal caveman due to the magic of retcons or just forgetting/ignoring an origin story. Also I too enjoy monkey sex.

Lightning Lord
Feb 21, 2013

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Alhazred posted:

She is the worst character in a book though.

I never made he connection that the Chrono Trigger character was named after the Earth's Children character until relatively recently, and I felt silly for not realizing it earlier.

Lightning Lord
Feb 21, 2013

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zoux posted:

I wonder who's read the most comics ever. Fan or industry person?

The Flaming Carrot.

Lightning Lord
Feb 21, 2013

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I think it's because comics are generally worthless. Check out the Magic thread in TG if you want discussions of nerds spending tons of dough

Lightning Lord
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Squizzle posted:

I mean, much love to TG and our nerd-kin there, and the many fine posts they daily contribute to Something is Awful, dot com; but no MtG thread is ever worth reading.

So lemme tell you about this format I've been getting into lately called EDH,

DrProsek posted:

One of my desk's legs gave up last week and I decided to have a bit of fun replacing the leg, so I bought and stacked every volume of Astonishing X-Men under the former leg. Twice.

Better use than reading Jorts Wheldon comics, I agree.

Lightning Lord
Feb 21, 2013

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Mid 80s makes me feel like a man without a country. Too old to rock 'n roll, too young to die.

Lightning Lord
Feb 21, 2013

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END ME SCOOB posted:

You moderated an internet forum, as in an older BBS and not a Facebook group or similar. You're pre-Millenial. I solved it, you're welcome.

My dad used to get into flame wars with a German man on a local BBS.

Lightning Lord
Feb 21, 2013

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WickedHate posted:

I'll be roommates with you! I can't pay rent but I'll be the cutest home decor sitting around on my laptop all day,

Mods???????????

Lightning Lord
Feb 21, 2013

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I should email Douglas Coupland about this pressing issue.

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Lurdiak posted:

You just made me remember the guy from Smallville who got slight nerve damage in his hands from a car accident that made it harder for him to paint, but also gained telekinesis from the same incident, and he felt that was apparently a bad trade and went on a murderous revenge spree.

Keep in mind he could use his telekinesis to paint effortlessly.

Dude just wanted to fit in with the rest of the ~*METEOR FREAKS*~

Lightning Lord
Feb 21, 2013

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Read Jim Starlin's Warlock and Walt Simonson's Thor, I think those are both complete on Unlimited

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Doctor Spaceman posted:

Last year someone suggested (seriously, as far as I can tell) that Squirrel Girl was designed to fail so that Marvel didn't have to keep making stuff with a female lead.

Love the /co/ belief that nobody likes anything but meat n potatoes superhero books, so anything else is ☆fake pseudo activism☆

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