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Need advice on how to deal with annoying children. Any expert on psychology here? I always tell them to not do things, but they still do it anyway. GBS I need your sage input on this.
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Jan 31, 2016 20:00
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Tie them to a chair and addict them to heroin. That, or freezepops. Kids love freezepops.
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Jan 31, 2016 20:04
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I smother them because it quiets them and soothes my nerves.
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Jan 31, 2016 20:07
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do what the majority of american parents, teachers and doctors do and just heavily medicate them and doom them to a life of robotic emotionless gray highlighted by a gloriously public suicide
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Jan 31, 2016 20:11
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i shy away from them like a startled carthorse, OP
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Jan 31, 2016 20:11
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this might work op https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UNURaaxE1zw
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Jan 31, 2016 20:12
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tie em in a burlap sack and throw em into the river if they sink they were a good child, rip lil angel 
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Jan 31, 2016 20:16
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Just turn on Netflix cartoon shows and get on with your life.
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Jan 31, 2016 20:19
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Put ur dick cock in their mouth (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Jan 31, 2016 20:22
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Several possibilities come to mind: 1. Give them detention, so they have to stay after school for an extra hour. 2. Make them call their parents and explain why they are in trouble, and why they will be staying after school. 3. Write a referral and send them to the office.
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Jan 31, 2016 20:22
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poorly
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Jan 31, 2016 20:24
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Calbiyum posted:Put ur dick cock in their mouth quoting for the FBI
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Jan 31, 2016 20:25
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Maturely engage them and attempt to get across why what they want to do is wrong rather than prohibiting it in a reactionary manner. Tailor this to their own age and emotional maturity level. Treat them with respect and as a human being with their own agency that needs to be guided through the world rather than herded and they will respect you in turn even if only sub consciously HTH.
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Jan 31, 2016 20:26
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Leave the child and do whatever you want with your day
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Jan 31, 2016 20:27
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Are they your children? If so: give them away Are they not your children? If not: move away from them, ignore them
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Jan 31, 2016 20:28
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Pray that the DNA test proves you aren't the father.
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Jan 31, 2016 20:29
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Robo Reagan posted:quoting for the FBI Uhmmmmmmmmm
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Jan 31, 2016 20:30
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make mom do everything
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Jan 31, 2016 20:31
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i get really drunk and beat them just like i was taught
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Jan 31, 2016 20:32
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Shaquin posted:Maturely engage them and attempt to get across why what they want to do is wrong rather than prohibiting it in a reactionary manner. Tailor this to their own age and emotional maturity level. Treat them with respect and as a human being with their own agency that needs to be guided through the world rather than herded and they will respect you in turn even if only sub consciously HTH.
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Jan 31, 2016 20:43
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Universe Master posted:Pray that the DNA test proves you aren't the father.
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Jan 31, 2016 20:46
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fortunately, most kids i meet are terrified of me so i dont have to interact with them at all. i dont even have to do anything!
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Jan 31, 2016 20:48
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Shaquin posted:Maturely engage them and attempt to get across why what they want to do is wrong rather than prohibiting it in a reactionary manner. Tailor this to their own age and emotional maturity level. Treat them with respect and as a human being with their own agency that needs to be guided through the world rather than herded and they will respect you in turn even if only sub consciously HTH. Yeah this doesn't work. Maybe 1/3rd of the time. The rest is either bribery or intimidation.
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Jan 31, 2016 20:51
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I don't, I got a whole platoon of flying monkeys to handle that poo poo.
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Jan 31, 2016 20:57
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peek around every corner and if there are children pull out your blowgun
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Jan 31, 2016 20:58
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Deal to the left, if they don't know how to play, gently caress 'em.
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Jan 31, 2016 20:59
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AF_nfazQaek
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Jan 31, 2016 21:01
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everything ive learned in working with special needs kids can easily be applied to anybody, you just need to be tactful. its literally nothing but motivational factoring. something makes them tick, find it and exploit the gently caress out of it. this kid is doing this bad thing for attention, deprave them of attention. they do something hazardous because you ignore? remind them calmly and with detachment that they are about to lose something near and dear to them for a looooong time (treasured personal items work better than just "tv" or "video games" statements). or just pin their rear end down in 4-point restraint. they want juice? loving behave, then they can have some. do not take anything personally and try to be like fuckin spock. remember: children usually don't understand half the poo poo they say it may sound weird and cold to take child-rearing as the blunt relationship it winds up being before a person can process complex social theories fully, but it really is manipulation in the raw if you remember/realize that not all manipulation is negative. raising a functional, intelligent, capable human being is nothing but a series of behavioral/social/environmental/financial/any other aspect of your young life manipulations made by those who raised you, hopefully for your benefit.
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Jan 31, 2016 21:15
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bribery works if you want a spoiled piece of self-entitled poo poo (duh). intimidation is fine if you don't give a gently caress about the kids ultimately trusting you and you like being the hulk all the time. anger is a lot more draining than just asking "what do you want?" and responding with "well then you need to ____ for that to happen." one of the most basic things we do with or clientele is a two-choice system. ex: you can calm down and keep watching tv or you can go to your room if you want to keep being upset. or: you can have carrots or broccoli. chips is NOT an option im offering right now
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Jan 31, 2016 21:24
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I am so happy I got a vasectomy.
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Jan 31, 2016 21:25
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YerAuraBoresMeAlice posted:I am so happy I got a vasectomy. I have a cheaper version of this where I never have sex.
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Jan 31, 2016 21:26
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stick to your choices offered, be firm. it's important as gently caress to establish a repor as reliable to not bend like a bitch if you want to get along with them at all, much less have fun while they're behaving.
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Jan 31, 2016 21:30
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drone strikes (Obama only)
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Jan 31, 2016 21:32
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note that a lot of the stuff im talking about is for when the kids are exhibiting bad behaviours. of course always be as smiley and approachable as you can be when they're not little shits (i don't even like kids, like, at all, but my stressful as gently caress dsp job often makes me smile at the ones i work with). when they are though: fuckin spock works a lot better than anger/ scare tactics
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Jan 31, 2016 21:37
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that was a lot of fuckin serious post words, poo poo. actual solution: just don't deal with them and laugh at the idiots that tied themselves down to such an annoying little parasite. blegh, the sound of babies crying and kids whining is the only birth control i ever need MiracleWhale posted:tie em in a burlap sack and throw em into the river
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Jan 31, 2016 21:55
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I report them to the concierge.
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Jan 31, 2016 22:09
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throw them in a bog
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Jan 31, 2016 22:18
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Three Olives posted:I report them to the concierge. 3O coming through in the clutch
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Jan 31, 2016 22:23
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Play hide and seek. Let them hide....never seek.
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Jan 31, 2016 22:25
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steam them
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Jan 31, 2016 22:27
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