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Goons I am new to Pokemon and only got into it in the minimalist of ways because of my 11 year old daughter who I fear will be a future goonette because of her unusual mannerisms and interests. she can recite some gobblygook about evolution of Pokemon and some steel Pokemon who is above average in size as Pokemon go. This is on top of her absolute glee in telling me the history of the many characters in the Pokey Universe. Can someone give me a goon lesson on Pokemon so I can communicate at a better level than I currently can? Peace out.
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i'm in a cold bathroom and it's hard to relax my sphincter in this kind of environment
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Feb 1, 2016 01:09
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Basically to learn all about Pokemon just follow these steps: 1) Acquire loaded gun 2) Put barrel of loaded gun in mouth 3) Pull the trigger HTH
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Feb 1, 2016 01:10
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Start with Pokemon's racist history
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Feb 1, 2016 01:12
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i too remember the 90s
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Feb 1, 2016 01:12
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tell her to watch Digimon instead of the Pokemon cartoon IMO
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Feb 1, 2016 01:12
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mdm posted:Start with Pokemon's racist history also that one time pokemon caused children to have mass seizures
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Feb 1, 2016 01:13
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Jinx is a psychic + Ice Pokeman
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Feb 1, 2016 01:14
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There is porn.
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Feb 1, 2016 01:15
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Talk about grizzled detective Pikachu then write a joint fanfic about solving the case of a dead Mr. Mime in an alley.
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Feb 1, 2016 01:21
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I feel like my knowledge is expanding. Thanks GBS
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Feb 1, 2016 02:06
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The purple-haired one is a dude: There, you should be up to speed now, OP.
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Feb 1, 2016 02:29
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She will respect you more in the future if you feign interest but make it clear you don't know what it is.
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Feb 1, 2016 02:33
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Do what I am doing. I'm watching every episode of Pokemon. I'm up to episode 232 and hope I die a horrible death to take me from this hell. Please make it stop. My favorite Pokemon is sandshrew.
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Feb 1, 2016 02:43
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What is this pokeymans the kids keep talking about
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Feb 1, 2016 02:56
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Harveygod posted:The purple-haired one is a dude: drat I'm in love with him.
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Feb 1, 2016 02:59
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If the neural pathways weren't forged in the fires of fierce playground battles and endless shop talk in your youth you can never really adapt. The good news is that you don't need to play any of the old stuff to enjoy the new ones and they are effortless enough that you could easily play along side whatever game your daughter has.
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Feb 1, 2016 03:09
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the pokemonTV app is free and works on chromecast if you want a way to be a nostalgic nerd and fall asleep for free, or impress your daughter in a very unimpressive fashion
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Feb 1, 2016 03:09
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I knew I could count on you goons! 
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Feb 1, 2016 03:11
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Dresh posted:Talk about grizzled detective Pikachu then write a joint fanfic about solving the case of a dead Mr. Mime in an alley. They turned Pikachu into a homeless man old yelling at people and touching little boys.
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Feb 1, 2016 03:12
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here OP hope this helps https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h9o5_W6hn9k
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Feb 1, 2016 03:51
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Harveygod posted:The purple-haired one is a dude: Comically oversized.....
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Feb 1, 2016 03:58
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Oh god. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bmAmbS8cWS0
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Feb 1, 2016 04:02
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Hahaha holy poo poo that Brock
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Feb 1, 2016 04:03
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Holy gently caress!
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Feb 1, 2016 04:38
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help me, i am so uncomfortable
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Feb 1, 2016 04:40
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it seems like a very normal porn parody aside from the deeply disturbing pikachu lady. if i had dreams that thing would haunt them.
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Feb 1, 2016 04:44
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I think I heard that Mewtoo ?spelling is the strongest Pokemon?
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Serious Frolicking posted:it seems like a very normal porn parody aside from the deeply disturbing pikachu lady. if i had dreams that thing would haunt them. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gg4PI-Gm2zM
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Feb 1, 2016 04:45
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symbolic posted:not as bad as Roger from that American Dad porn parody actually that thing is hilarious, which is more than anyone could ever say for the show it is based on
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Feb 1, 2016 04:49
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TpNfQlcIjAM
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Feb 1, 2016 04:50
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prime numbers are like real mathematical pokemon
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Feb 1, 2016 04:59
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im really mad that you stole my avatar op
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Feb 1, 2016 05:01
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Tony Homo posted:I think I heard that Mewtoo ?spelling is the strongest Pokemon? mewtwo he is the strongest and hes great at cuddling too he has such a snooth and firm but also squishy bod and long arms to wrap around U
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Feb 1, 2016 05:03
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Fojar38 posted:im really mad that you stole my avatar op On my phone app I don't see an av 
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Feb 1, 2016 05:20
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doesn't your daughter know that videogames are for boys
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Feb 1, 2016 05:27
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Ein cooler Typ posted:doesn't your daughter know that videogames are for boys You're right!
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Feb 1, 2016 05:32
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Pokeymon! Pokeymon with the pokey and the mon and the thing where the guy comes out and he makes the wahhh wahh wahh
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Feb 1, 2016 14:48
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If you think about it in Pokemon humans capture sentient living creatures with a sense of self awareness and cram them into tiny devices for undeterminable periods of time and then only let them out when they are about to force them to fight each other until one of them literally is knocked out. Pretty loving cruel dystopian future if you ask me.
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enslave all animals for your japanese bidding
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