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ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

scroto used :synpa:

its super effective!

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Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time

ScrotoTurboSperg posted:

scroto used :synpa:

its super effective!

This post is lovely, so you also get Same Type Attack Bonus.

Kitchner
Nov 9, 2012

IT CAN'T BE BARGAINED WITH.
IT CAN'T BE REASONED WITH.
IT DOESN'T FEEL PITY, OR REMORSE, OR FEAR.
AND IT ABSOLUTELY WILL NOT STOP, EVER, UNTIL YOU ADMIT YOU'RE WRONG ABOUT WARHAMMER
Clapping Larry

ScrotoTurboSperg posted:

scroto used :synpa:

its super effective!

Setting up your own snipe is the worst atrocity ever committed on this forum.

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you

ScrotoTurboSperg posted:

scroto used :synpa:

its super effective!

shameful

Panamaniac
Jun 18, 2007

HEROES NEVER DIE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yLg9PZWoHFQ

Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

Kitchner posted:

Setting up your own snipe is the worst atrocity ever committed on this forum.

It is a shameful display.

www
Aug 4, 2010

dont worry about it OP, i was into pokemon when i was 11 and look @ me now

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib

Pro

icantfindaname
Jul 1, 2008


you need to get your kid to anime rehab right now. also you might get a knock on the door from CPS. depends on your state/locality

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

icantfindaname posted:

you need to get your kid to anime rehab right now. also you might get a knock on the door from CPS. depends on your state/locality

meowth, thats right

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
There was a manga.

navelnavel
Feb 2, 2016

by zen death robot
GOBBA CATCH EM ALL

Gyra_Solune
Apr 24, 2014

Kyun kyun
Kyun kyun
Watashi no kare wa louse
don't worry op pokemon is and always has been bad and soon your kid will realize this too

big black turnout
Jan 13, 2009



Fallen Rib
http://dagobah.net/flash/Splashattack.swf

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
basically a dude finds a yellow rat and chooses him, and it goes pika pika and when it sneezes it goes pikachu. the end

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you

if you stick around for a little while there's a lizard that's on fire as well, might be more up your street

The Duchess Smackarse
May 8, 2012

by Lowtax
The best pokemon are the ones that are numbered closer to #1, the further away from #1 you get, the shittier and worse they are, with the exception of #100, who is the ultimate best.

E: actually #558 is the ultimatest and the chillest

compuserved
Mar 20, 2006

Nap Ghost
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ntpJrgCQ7E8

a7m2
Jul 9, 2012


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oawUi9s3ENE

Gyra_Solune
Apr 24, 2014

Kyun kyun
Kyun kyun
Watashi no kare wa louse

there have been more episodes of pokemon than there are pokemon

like even if you count all the weird variations and the loving alphabet pokemon

flerp
Feb 25, 2014
op your kid is gonna start training dogs to fight each other im sry

ChrisHansen
Oct 28, 2014

Suck my damn balls.
Lipstick Apathy
Take your daughter to a playground and teach her the joy of spinning around in a tire swing until she pukes.


That happened to me in the second grade and I can honestly say that it was THE defining moment of my childhood.

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.
Tell your daughter not to evolve her Skitty, the Delcatty's not as cute. :colbert:

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

Das Boo posted:

Tell your daughter not to evolve her Skitty, the Delcatty's not as cute. :colbert:
tell your daughter to breed Skitty and Wailord

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

MiracleWhale posted:

i'm in a cold bathroom and it's hard to relax my sphincter in this kind of environment

postin from work i see :hfive:

Fuck da Mods
Jun 27, 2013

fina get poz'd? :cabot: :gizz: :baby:

symbolic posted:

tell your daughter to breed Skitty and Wailord

poz their neg holes

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.

symbolic posted:

tell your daughter to breed Skitty and Wailord

On that note, also tell your daughter to never GIS any Pokemon, ever.

spud
Aug 27, 2003

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Tony Homo posted:

Can someone give me a goon lesson on Pokemon so I can communicate at a better level than I currently can? Peace out.

1) Take Pokemon off Kid
2) Make him/her go outside and play
3) Kid doesn't end up like me
4) Happy days

You are welcome!

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

Das Boo posted:

On that note, also tell your daughter to never GIS any Pokemon, ever.
most Pokemon are fine, just avoid looking up Gardevoir, Gallade, Lopunny, Mewtwo, and that one loving rose Pokemon i forget the name of (Rosalide?)

Mr. Creakle
Apr 27, 2007

Protecting your virginity



Das Boo posted:

Tell your daughter not to evolve her Skitty, the Delcatty's not as cute. :colbert:

Skitty more like lovely

Get her a Purrloin instead and evolve it into Liepard, it's a neon yellow and purple 80s cat

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
Tell her she can use Delibird even though it's not very good.



Also recommend the Piplup line of penguin pokemon. They're boss.

Mr. Creakle
Apr 27, 2007

Protecting your virginity



Shinjobi posted:

Tell her she can use Delibird even though it's not very good.



Also recommend the Piplup line of penguin pokemon. They're boss.

Tell her to use nothing but 6 Luvdiscs and watch her grow so hateful and jaded that she never plays Pokemon again and instead goes outside to play like a normal child

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k

Cuckoo posted:

Tell her to use nothing but 6 Luvdiscs and watch her grow so hateful and jaded that she never plays Pokemon again and instead goes outside to play like a normal child

Yeah, if you're trying to get her to drop Pokemon tell to use Luvdiscs, Delibirds, and Farfetch'ds.

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.

Cuckoo posted:

Skitty more like lovely

Get her a Purrloin instead and evolve it into Liepard, it's a neon yellow and purple 80s cat

gently caress you, man! My Skitty LOVES me! :cry:

Tony Homo
Oct 30, 2014

by zen death robot
Thanks guys. Now I'm lost again.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:
throw your kid in a bog, op

(i think that's where you find pokemon)

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
I like playing with pogs

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib

:yeah:

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Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
pocket mortys is better

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