February chat thread: Leap years make it longer, if you know what i mean

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Boaz MacPhereson: Jul 11, 2006; Day 12045 Ht10hands 180lbs
No Name
No lumps No Bumps Full life Clean
Two good eyes No Busted Limbs
Piss OK Genitals intact
Multiple scars Heals fast
O NEGATIVE HI OCTANE
UNIVERSAL DONOR
Lone Road Warrior Rundown
on the Powder Lakes V8
No guzzoline No supplies
ISOLATE PSYCHOTIC
Keep muzzled...

Oh hey, it's that guy ^.

# ¿ Feb 1, 2016 02:02

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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 08:28

Boaz MacPhereson: Jul 11, 2006; Day 12045 Ht10hands 180lbs
No Name
No lumps No Bumps Full life Clean
Two good eyes No Busted Limbs
Piss OK Genitals intact
Multiple scars Heals fast
O NEGATIVE HI OCTANE
UNIVERSAL DONOR
Lone Road Warrior Rundown
on the Powder Lakes V8
No guzzoline No supplies
ISOLATE PSYCHOTIC
Keep muzzled...

leica posted:

Ever ran a master cylinder dry while bleeding the brakes? I did it twice!

gently caress tiny reservoirs in the rear end

Dude, don't you have a kid? I'm pretty sure that's what they're for.

# ¿ Feb 2, 2016 01:47

Boaz MacPhereson: Jul 11, 2006; Day 12045 Ht10hands 180lbs
No Name
No lumps No Bumps Full life Clean
Two good eyes No Busted Limbs
Piss OK Genitals intact
Multiple scars Heals fast
O NEGATIVE HI OCTANE
UNIVERSAL DONOR
Lone Road Warrior Rundown
on the Powder Lakes V8
No guzzoline No supplies
ISOLATE PSYCHOTIC
Keep muzzled...

Safety Dance posted:

A bunch of priests got in trouble for that; I don't think leica's going to get away scott free.

And it doesn't even solve the brake reservoir problem.

That didn't go where I intended.

Edit: I kinda put that one over the plate, didn't I?

# ¿ Feb 2, 2016 02:05

Boaz MacPhereson: Jul 11, 2006; Day 12045 Ht10hands 180lbs
No Name
No lumps No Bumps Full life Clean
Two good eyes No Busted Limbs
Piss OK Genitals intact
Multiple scars Heals fast
O NEGATIVE HI OCTANE
UNIVERSAL DONOR
Lone Road Warrior Rundown
on the Powder Lakes V8
No guzzoline No supplies
ISOLATE PSYCHOTIC
Keep muzzled...

QuarkMartial posted:

What's the best way to bleed brakes by yourself? Time to change the fluid in mine since it's at least 225k miles old

We'll first, you're gonna want to find a little kid...

# ¿ Feb 2, 2016 02:29

Boaz MacPhereson: Jul 11, 2006; Day 12045 Ht10hands 180lbs
No Name
No lumps No Bumps Full life Clean
Two good eyes No Busted Limbs
Piss OK Genitals intact
Multiple scars Heals fast
O NEGATIVE HI OCTANE
UNIVERSAL DONOR
Lone Road Warrior Rundown
on the Powder Lakes V8
No guzzoline No supplies
ISOLATE PSYCHOTIC
Keep muzzled...

Hey SAC, I know you catch a lot of poo poo here and you've earned your share of eye rolls from me, but I hope your grandma feels better soon. Mine took a header a few years back on Christmas eve and it was pretty scary for a while. She's still doing PT, but she's doing better.

Just let her know that you're there and you care.

loving bummer about Mirra, too. He's definitely on the X-Games Mount Rushmore.

# ¿ Feb 5, 2016 03:21

Boaz MacPhereson: Jul 11, 2006; Day 12045 Ht10hands 180lbs
No Name
No lumps No Bumps Full life Clean
Two good eyes No Busted Limbs
Piss OK Genitals intact
Multiple scars Heals fast
O NEGATIVE HI OCTANE
UNIVERSAL DONOR
Lone Road Warrior Rundown
on the Powder Lakes V8
No guzzoline No supplies
ISOLATE PSYCHOTIC
Keep muzzled...

CAT INTERCEPTOR posted:

Christine Brinkley is 62????? Holy poo poo even with the surgery how the gently caress can she still be so hot?

Next time you see a picture of her, check the hands. Her face may not actually be 62 years old, but her hands definitely are.

# ¿ Feb 5, 2016 14:58

Boaz MacPhereson: Jul 11, 2006; Day 12045 Ht10hands 180lbs
No Name
No lumps No Bumps Full life Clean
Two good eyes No Busted Limbs
Piss OK Genitals intact
Multiple scars Heals fast
O NEGATIVE HI OCTANE
UNIVERSAL DONOR
Lone Road Warrior Rundown
on the Powder Lakes V8
No guzzoline No supplies
ISOLATE PSYCHOTIC
Keep muzzled...

kastein posted:

Remember thermal expansion is on your side here. Pry the old one off, put the shaft in the freezer and heat the bearing with a hair dryer till you can barely hold it, which is about 150-180 degrees depending on your pain tolerance. I bet it slides right on.

I was thinking the same thing. Did the freezer trick for the bearing races and the pinion gear when I redid that rear end. Hit the bearings with a heat gun for a bit and oingo boingo. No presses or special tools necessary.

# ¿ Feb 8, 2016 15:56

Boaz MacPhereson: Jul 11, 2006; Day 12045 Ht10hands 180lbs
No Name
No lumps No Bumps Full life Clean
Two good eyes No Busted Limbs
Piss OK Genitals intact
Multiple scars Heals fast
O NEGATIVE HI OCTANE
UNIVERSAL DONOR
Lone Road Warrior Rundown
on the Powder Lakes V8
No guzzoline No supplies
ISOLATE PSYCHOTIC
Keep muzzled...

Rhyno posted:

There are few things more satisfying than watching someone have a meltdown when they find out that paying $865 for new brake pads and rotors was in fact not a good deal.

What the gently caress? :stare:

I have a really nice bridge if your friend is looking to buy one.

# ¿ Feb 10, 2016 22:35

Boaz MacPhereson: Jul 11, 2006; Day 12045 Ht10hands 180lbs
No Name
No lumps No Bumps Full life Clean
Two good eyes No Busted Limbs
Piss OK Genitals intact
Multiple scars Heals fast
O NEGATIVE HI OCTANE
UNIVERSAL DONOR
Lone Road Warrior Rundown
on the Powder Lakes V8
No guzzoline No supplies
ISOLATE PSYCHOTIC
Keep muzzled...

Rhyno posted:

My favorite idiot local car guy bout an '05 RX-8 automatic against everyone's advice last week and today the transmission grenaded on him and I just can't stop laughing my rear end off.

Is this the same crazy rear end in a top hat that keeps trying to trade for your MS6?

# ¿ Feb 17, 2016 02:11

Boaz MacPhereson: Jul 11, 2006; Day 12045 Ht10hands 180lbs
No Name
No lumps No Bumps Full life Clean
Two good eyes No Busted Limbs
Piss OK Genitals intact
Multiple scars Heals fast
O NEGATIVE HI OCTANE
UNIVERSAL DONOR
Lone Road Warrior Rundown
on the Powder Lakes V8
No guzzoline No supplies
ISOLATE PSYCHOTIC
Keep muzzled...

I don't.

My purchased pizzas are 'good' at best.

# ¿ Feb 17, 2016 23:45

Boaz MacPhereson: Jul 11, 2006; Day 12045 Ht10hands 180lbs
No Name
No lumps No Bumps Full life Clean
Two good eyes No Busted Limbs
Piss OK Genitals intact
Multiple scars Heals fast
O NEGATIVE HI OCTANE
UNIVERSAL DONOR
Lone Road Warrior Rundown
on the Powder Lakes V8
No guzzoline No supplies
ISOLATE PSYCHOTIC
Keep muzzled...

Geirskogul posted:

Found some really old spray paint.

Wikilogo says they last used this logo in 1981

Which makes sense, since the can says 1979

This is awesome. Is there still paint? Does the marble still move?

# ¿ Feb 23, 2016 05:06

Boaz MacPhereson: Jul 11, 2006; Day 12045 Ht10hands 180lbs
No Name
No lumps No Bumps Full life Clean
Two good eyes No Busted Limbs
Piss OK Genitals intact
Multiple scars Heals fast
O NEGATIVE HI OCTANE
UNIVERSAL DONOR
Lone Road Warrior Rundown
on the Powder Lakes V8
No guzzoline No supplies
ISOLATE PSYCHOTIC
Keep muzzled...

Safety Dance posted:

Enourmo, I honestly think you're a pretty cool dude 'cause you drive my favorite car of all time and you're studying cool stuff.

In other news, this is what the weather looks like here:

I'm looking at 40-50 mph gusts outside my window, and they're calling fro 1-7" of snow today. WOOO!

I think Kankakee county is supposed to get like 12 inches of love from Old Man Winter. I'm farther north and haven't seen a flake yet. Blowy as gently caress, though.

# ¿ Feb 24, 2016 17:44

Boaz MacPhereson: Jul 11, 2006; Day 12045 Ht10hands 180lbs
No Name
No lumps No Bumps Full life Clean
Two good eyes No Busted Limbs
Piss OK Genitals intact
Multiple scars Heals fast
O NEGATIVE HI OCTANE
UNIVERSAL DONOR
Lone Road Warrior Rundown
on the Powder Lakes V8
No guzzoline No supplies
ISOLATE PSYCHOTIC
Keep muzzled...

scuz posted:

In related news, guess who's installing Microsoft Access 2003

What the gently caress is wrong with you.

# ¿ Feb 24, 2016 23:24

Boaz MacPhereson: Jul 11, 2006; Day 12045 Ht10hands 180lbs
No Name
No lumps No Bumps Full life Clean
Two good eyes No Busted Limbs
Piss OK Genitals intact
Multiple scars Heals fast
O NEGATIVE HI OCTANE
UNIVERSAL DONOR
Lone Road Warrior Rundown
on the Powder Lakes V8
No guzzoline No supplies
ISOLATE PSYCHOTIC
Keep muzzled...

scuz posted:

Client needs to change something thing in an Access database they setup a loooong time ago

scuz hunts and pecks and searches for an Access installer that matches client's current Office version (2010)

scuz finds an Office Pro 2003 installer

scuz installs Access 2k3 after everyone in his loving company doesn't have an answer as to where the 2010 version is, and the client doesn't either

scuz finds out that this particular unnamed client's licensing is being piggy-backed (a nice way of saying stolen) from other clients

scuz's manager finds out and lays a brick
I cannot WAIT to see how this pans out.

You poor bastard.

Just had a look through my work poo poo and we have an ISO for Office XP. :v:

# ¿ Feb 24, 2016 23:42

Boaz MacPhereson: Jul 11, 2006; Day 12045 Ht10hands 180lbs
No Name
No lumps No Bumps Full life Clean
Two good eyes No Busted Limbs
Piss OK Genitals intact
Multiple scars Heals fast
O NEGATIVE HI OCTANE
UNIVERSAL DONOR
Lone Road Warrior Rundown
on the Powder Lakes V8
No guzzoline No supplies
ISOLATE PSYCHOTIC
Keep muzzled...

ExplodingSims posted:

Can Barrett-Jackson and Mecum and all the other car auction houses just disappear forever?
Seriously, this killing me to try and shop for an antique truck that's only worth like $1000 max, and having shitlords try to sell it for $4500.

JUST GIMME THE drat TRUCK.

They really have just destroyed an entire market. Just pretend I posted that rear end in a top hat "dealer" I posted a few weeks ago again. gently caress every single one of those guys that "KNOW WHAT [THEY] GOT."

# ¿ Feb 25, 2016 03:54

Boaz MacPhereson: Jul 11, 2006; Day 12045 Ht10hands 180lbs
No Name
No lumps No Bumps Full life Clean
Two good eyes No Busted Limbs
Piss OK Genitals intact
Multiple scars Heals fast
O NEGATIVE HI OCTANE
UNIVERSAL DONOR
Lone Road Warrior Rundown
on the Powder Lakes V8
No guzzoline No supplies
ISOLATE PSYCHOTIC
Keep muzzled...

CommieGIR posted:

Finished the class I had to focus on.

Oh hey, it's that guy.

# ¿ Feb 25, 2016 20:28

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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 08:28

Boaz MacPhereson: Jul 11, 2006; Day 12045 Ht10hands 180lbs
No Name
No lumps No Bumps Full life Clean
Two good eyes No Busted Limbs
Piss OK Genitals intact
Multiple scars Heals fast
O NEGATIVE HI OCTANE
UNIVERSAL DONOR
Lone Road Warrior Rundown
on the Powder Lakes V8
No guzzoline No supplies
ISOLATE PSYCHOTIC
Keep muzzled...

El Scotch posted:

Also applies to wardrobe and costume design.

:perfect:

# ¿ Feb 29, 2016 16:27

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