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DumbWhiteGuy
Jul 4, 2007

You need haters. Fellas if you got 20 haters, you need 40 of them motherfuckers. If there's any haters in here that don't have nobody to hate on, feel free to hate on me
Previous thread - http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3758412

*HELP SANCTION MMA IN NEW YORK http://www.mmafacts.com



Maybe I'm just getting too old for this poo poo, but I'm having a hard time doing anything but shrugging at all the matchups this month. Bisping vs Anderson might be funny but that's about the best we'll get. Good luck, everyone.

Important champions -


Heavyweight Champion Fabricio Werdum


Light Heavyweight Champion Daniel Cormier


Middleweight Champion Luke Rockhold


Welterweight Champion "Ruthless" Robbie Lawler


Lightweight Champion Rafael dos Anjos


Featherweight Champion "Notorious" Conor McGregor


Bantamweight Champion Dominick "The Dominator" Cruz


Flyweight Champion Demetrious "Mighty Mouse" Johnson


Women's Bantamweight Champion Holly "The Preacher's Daughter" Holm


Women's Strawweight Champion Joanna Jędrzejczyk

Upcoming Events:
UFC Fight Night - February 6
UFC Fight Night - February 21
UFC Fight Night - February 27

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http://www.mmarated.com
http://www.cagepotato.com/
http://www.f4wonline.com/

Other news:
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Other:
Sherdog Fight Finder
Unified rules of MMA
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MMA IRC chat room at #mma on SynIRC.net
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Comparison of MMA betting lines
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mewse posted:

If MMA can land a proper new york venue I will eat a hat

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Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Barnett :smith:

Bluedeanie
Jul 20, 2008

It's no longer a blue world, Max. Where could we go?



Counting RDA as an outlier, this is easily the most attractive the UFC championship gallery has ever been.

It will only get better when Frankie beats McGregor :unsmigghh:

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..
I'd like a real SMV breakdown of McGregor and Edgar right now because I'm not sure which is objectively more attractive.

Bubba Smith
Sep 27, 2004

Is tonight the greatest moment in Dominick Cruz's life?

No.

The greatest moment in my life was realizing that I didn't need a belt to be happy.
"Who's the fat piece of shi-Ohhhhhhh...."

Excellent thread title. And it's not just you DWG. I've felt like UFC has sort of just been stringing these first few UFC cards of the year together with whoever was available. Like they put together a run of amazing cards in December through the Cruz vs Dillashaw fight, and now they are just filling cards with mostly leftovers until this summer with the Conor PPV being the exception.

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

lol at that mighty mouse picture

2 fat 4 my lambo
Oct 9, 2003

WEED POOP
nice OP but you put Edgar instead of McGregor and BJ Penn instead of Lawler

kensei
Dec 27, 2007

He has come home, where he belongs. The Ancient Mariner returns to lead his first team to glory, forever and ever. Amen!


DumbWhiteGuy posted:

Maybe I'm just getting too old for this poo poo, but I'm having a hard time doing anything but shrugging at all the matchups this month. Bisping vs Anderson might be funny but that's about the best we'll get. Good luck, everyone.

Yeah this is so drat true, and February is even longer this time around!

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Captain Log posted:

"I AINT DYING! Choo choo motherfucker!"
:toot::birddrugs::toot:

The what the fuckness of Rothwell submitting God drat Barnett is only just hitting home. Whoever compared to it a hypothetical knocking out of Anderson Silva by Damien Maia or something was loving dead on.

The fact that he helped a training goon through some dark periods in his life makes him so loving endearing. That and his tard jig.

TheRationalRedditor
Jul 17, 2000

WHO ABUSED HIM. WHO ABUSED THE BOY.
Ahahaha, that Mighty Mouse USADA check-in visit during his video game tv time. What was he even playing?

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..

TheRationalRedditor posted:

Ahahaha, that Mighty Mouse USADA check-in visit during his video game tv time. What was he even playing?

I think he was playing Bloodborne.

Bluedeanie
Jul 20, 2008

It's no longer a blue world, Max. Where could we go?



Le Saboteur posted:

I'd like a real SMV breakdown of McGregor and Edgar right now because I'm not sure which is objectively more attractive.

I've already assessed Frankie Edgar, but I can do a quick valuation for McGregor.

He's covered in prominent, technically vibrant tattoos, wears a beard and oftentimes has trendy hair styles, speaks in an accent, is extremely vocally self-assured and still has his special edition gold plating intact, all of which are huge bonuses to his SMV. Unfortunately, however, he is not without significant detractions to his overall market value. These include his abhorrent posture, and the fact that when he is in the midst of a weight cut to 145, he is a constant living reminder that death comes for us all and takes away everything we love. ASSESSED SMV: $500,000 auction

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

TheRationalRedditor posted:

Ahahaha, that Mighty Mouse USADA check-in visit during his video game tv time. What was he even playing?

Bloodborne. It is a good game.

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Bluedeanie posted:

I've already assessed Frankie Edgar, but I can do a quick valuation for McGregor.

He's covered in prominent, technically vibrant tattoos, wears a beard and oftentimes has trendy hair styles, speaks in an accent, is extremely vocally self-assured and still has his special edition gold plating intact, all of which are huge bonuses to his SMV. Unfortunately, however, he is not without significant detractions to his overall market value. These include his abhorrent posture, and the fact that when he is in the midst of a weight cut to 145, he is a constant living reminder that death comes for us all and takes away everything we love. ASSESSED SMV: $500,000 auction

Your ThugRose assessment is way off i say.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Bluedeanie posted:

when he is in the midst of a weight cut to 145, he is a constant living reminder that death comes for us all and takes away everything we love.
I was listening to the Joe Rogan podcast where he was talking to Mighty Mouse and they were discussing weight cuts. The term "AIDS patient" was definitely used when referring to Conor cutting to 145.

fatherdog
Feb 16, 2005

Bubba Smith posted:

"Who's the fat piece of shi-Ohhhhhhh...."

Excellent thread title. And it's not just you DWG. I've felt like UFC has sort of just been stringing these first few UFC cards of the year together with whoever was available. Like they put together a run of amazing cards in December through the Cruz vs Dillashaw fight, and now they are just filling cards with mostly leftovers until this summer with the Conor PPV being the exception.

I suspect that they're trying to put together cards while keeping a fair whack of stars available for UFC 200, is why

NickRoweFillea
Sep 27, 2012

doin thangs
Mighty Mouse streaming Bloodborne on Twitch and getting a visit from the USADA is a splendid piece of video

Trast
Oct 20, 2010

Three games, thousands of playthroughs. 90% of the players don't know I exist. Still a redhead saving the galaxy with a [Right Hook].

:edi:
That Joanna photo is the best.

Snowman_McK
Jan 31, 2010

Trast posted:

That Joanna photo is the best.

The most adorable killing machine.

omg chael crash
Jul 8, 2012

Macys paid for this. Noodle Boy and Bonby are bad at video games and even worse friends.


DumbWhiteGuy posted:


Bantamweight Champion Dominick "The Dominator" Cruz

This right here is some throwback nonsense

EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013

Snowman_McK
Jan 31, 2010
Pleasefightmattbrown, pleasefightmattbrown, pleasefightmattbrown.

afatwhiteloaf
Oct 19, 2012

Snowman_McK posted:

Pleasefightmattbrown, pleasefightmattbrown, pleasefightmattbrown.

Browns booked for Maia. I'd say he's gonna get subbed, but in this post Rothwell subbing Barnett world, I predict he'll win by mounted gogoplata.

Snowman_McK
Jan 31, 2010

afatwhiteloaf posted:

Browns booked for Maia. I'd say he's gonna get subbed, but in this post Rothwell subbing Barnett world, I predict he'll win by mounted gogoplata.

So much ridiculous stuff has happened in the last few months (In less than a year, 8 of the 10 UFC belts have changed hands) that I'm no longer able to be surprised in MMA.

And then Maia will knock him out with a spinning wheel kick or some poo poo.

BlindSite
Feb 8, 2009

I want to see Carlos get a rematch and if he loses a fight with Anderson as part of his retirement tour.

TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008

Snowman_McK posted:

So much ridiculous stuff has happened in the last few months (In less than a year, 8 of the 10 UFC belts have changed hands) that I'm no longer able to be surprised in MMA.

And then Maia will knock him out with a spinning wheel kick or some poo poo.

Call me crazy but I think the sport is going through some interesting changes with USADA being more involved and fighters coming into their own. It's been a lot of fun seeing the unpredictable and crazy results. I mean that drat Rothwell sub blew my mind, good for him.

Josuke Higashikata
Mar 7, 2013


It'll be Lawler 2 for Condit.

Snowman_McK
Jan 31, 2010

TheKingslayer posted:

Call me crazy but I think the sport is going through some interesting changes with USADA being more involved and fighters coming into their own. It's been a lot of fun seeing the unpredictable and crazy results. I mean that drat Rothwell sub blew my mind, good for him.

Go back to 2011 and tell me that Werdum is now probably the best striker in the division. Watch my head explode.

-Atom-
Sep 13, 2003

Contrarian Dick

Bad At Everything
please put an asterisk next to Daniel Cormier's name

CarlCX
Dec 14, 2003

-Atom- posted:

please put an asterisk next to Daniel Cormier's name

there was one, but then jon jones showed up and there was this strange inhaling sound

TheRationalRedditor
Jul 17, 2000

WHO ABUSED HIM. WHO ABUSED THE BOY.

Lid posted:

Bloodborne. It is a good game.
Any game that lets one stack "Lead Syrup" must be worth a go. That ranks right up there with "tainted steroid brazilian BBQ"

TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008

Snowman_McK posted:

Go back to 2011 and tell me that Werdum is now probably the best striker in the division. Watch my head explode.

Coming to grips with it now even makes my head hurt a little. But I could watch him humiliate Travis Browne all day, that was a great showing.

Atlas Hugged
Mar 12, 2007


Put your arms around me,
fiddly digits, itchy britches
I love you all
So how about Sage Northcut.

Teddybear
May 16, 2009

Look! A teddybear doll!
It's soooo cute!


He needs to get Sage Northcut.

...

Wait, poo poo, hang on.

MacDougall
Apr 21, 2008

Definitely Australian
All this talk of Northcutt not being UFC ready or whatever but I'm pretty sure Trevino and Pfister were both signed to the UFC before him and he beat them with little effort. He's clearly gifted, just needs good hard training.

Reminder though that Young Hercules doesn't lift weights anymore. Sage is highly likely to run away from home and move to a Mormon compound.

Agent Tough Juice
May 21, 2007

People! I'd like to say a couple words for you: If you have a dream in your life... go head! It's a possible! Go head! I can do that!
I was looking through the light heavyweight rankings to remind myself who was relevant in the division and discovered that no one is relevant. The lack of talent is reminiscent of heavyweight at this point. Just... goddamn. This is the weight class that got me into MMA in 2007 so I really thought of it as the premiere division. If Jon Jones does beat Cormier, he should absolutely immediately move up to heavyweight, because I have no desire to see him fight anyone at 205.

Also, who the gently caress is Gian Villante and why is he ranked after getting knocked out by Tom Lawler half a year ago?

Agent Tough Juice fucked around with this message at 13:59 on Feb 1, 2016

Lloyd Boner
Oct 11, 2009

Yes officer, my name is Victoria Sonnen...berg
I still wanna see Jones and Rumble one time, but otherwise yea

handsome only face
Apr 22, 2010

Cockroach went out of the room in anger. And roach's go to empty room...

Cockroache's Anarchist


Bubba Smith posted:

"Who's the fat piece of shi-Ohhhhhhh...."

EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013

Lloyd Boner posted:

I still wanna see Jones and Rumble one time, but otherwise yea

Agreed. I think it'll play out a lot like Cormier/Rumble but Rumble just sleeps people so often that there's some excitement to it.

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willie_dee
Jun 21, 2010
I obtain sexual gratification from observing people being inflicted with violent head injuries
https://twitter.com/TheNotoriousMMA/status/694132370006503424

LOL

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