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lose some weight, you won't sweat so much you loving animals. never have had this issue in my life lmao.
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i've only ever had to deoderize my balls when late night work prevents a showering/i'm in bumfuck nowhere. hell if youd bother to change your undies you could get away with skipping a shower even. hth op
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Feb 1, 2016 18:05
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I give the balzacs a spray of the old gold bond unless I'm going to be having my grundle munched
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Feb 1, 2016 18:13
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Sometimes I get the meat sweats or the booze sweats, but the worst kind of sweats are the turd sweats. When you gotta poop hard but you're too busy, and you start farting around that turd and it just gets your butt all soggy.
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Feb 1, 2016 18:20
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My navel smells infinitely worse than my balls, and it's never been a problem.
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Feb 1, 2016 18:37
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what are you all doing that your satchel smells that bad after just sitting around or whatever here is a tip that doesn't involve putting deodorant on your balls: wash your undercarriage with soap. that includes your butthole. wash your butthole.
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Feb 1, 2016 18:40
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my bf likes how my balls smell tyvm op
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Feb 1, 2016 18:48
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what i prefer is to wash my balls thoroughly and then dip them in a layer of protective wax, locking in the freshness and greatly increasing shelf life
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Feb 1, 2016 18:49
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FishionMailed posted:lose some weight, you won't sweat so much you loving animals. never have had this issue in my life lmao. Tbf I sweat like a bitch in the summer months so I'll do a sprinkle of gold bond on the undercarriage and some antiperspirant in the pits but even if I sweat all drat day in the heat I don't smell bad. Because I bathe and do laundry
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Feb 1, 2016 18:52
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so the op has never had his balls licked?
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Feb 1, 2016 18:57
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just lol if you're not proud of your ball musk
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Feb 1, 2016 18:59
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I have used aerosol deodorant on my balls yes
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Feb 1, 2016 19:07
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So I went to the mall and there was this super goony goon goon store called bath and body. Sold the gooniest things ever like rose scented lotion and candy apple shampoos. Lol what stupid goons don't they know some scientist didn't shower for 12 years she his balls are fine. Bet you guys don't even take 3 daily showers. Smh
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Feb 1, 2016 19:09
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try losing some weight to fix this, op
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Feb 1, 2016 19:11
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my favorite scent from Bath and Body is "French Montana"
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Feb 1, 2016 19:11
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City of Tampa posted:my favorite scent from Bath and Body is "French Montana" Lol what a goon making sure they don't smell bad
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Feb 1, 2016 19:11
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Other goony objects spotted in stores: odor eater foot powder, tooth paste/brush, face wash. It's like they don't like being gross and disgusting like the fine posters in this thread.
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Feb 1, 2016 19:17
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And for you people who think that they might turn gay if they use the same sick on their sack as in their pits, your covered. http://freshballs.com Please be an adult and take care of your nasty balls.
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Feb 1, 2016 19:20
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Post your pic and balls
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Feb 1, 2016 19:22
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Volume posted:Lol what a goon making sure they don't smell bad you arent trying to make sure you dont smell bad. you are trying to mask your grotesque fat-based stench with hygiene products that were never meant to be applied to balls instead of actually cleaning yourself or losing weight. normal people dont need to slather chemicals on their crotch to cope with the intense rigors of sitting in a cubicle. you are like the fungus neck lady bragging about how well you deal with neck fungus and how if other people dont follow these hot neck fungus tips they are losers. stop being such a goddamn goon and see a doctor about your unbearable body odor.
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Feb 1, 2016 19:22
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How do you manage to get sweaty and smelly riding in your rascal scooter, OP?
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Feb 1, 2016 19:23
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Volume posted:So I went to the mall and there was this super goony goon goon store called bath and body. Sold the gooniest things ever like rose scented lotion and candy apple shampoos. Lol what stupid goons don't they know some scientist didn't shower for 12 years she his balls are fine. lol, just lol, if you smell like a candy apple v beta op, i'll stick to 'cheeto sweat miasma' like a man
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Feb 1, 2016 19:23
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escort puked on ops junk and he's taking it out on the forums sorry about you scuzzy sack, OP
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Feb 1, 2016 19:23
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Volume posted:And for you people who think that they might turn gay if they use the same sick on their sack as in their pits, your covered. "So maybe a little TMI but I've been using you're product for a while now and am in love with it. I'm a firefighter. Today has been a very hot and muggy day. You're product kept my boys dry as a bone haha. I used our laser thermometer and they were 94 degrees haha. Thanks again"
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Feb 1, 2016 19:24
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Top tip even if you aren't fat, eat more healthily in order to not ooze grease and sweat 
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Feb 1, 2016 19:25
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Dr Cheeto posted:How do you manage to get sweaty and smelly riding in your rascal scooter, OP? it's mostly stress sweats cuz mcdonalds stops serving breakfast at 10:30 and the disability check still ain't come
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Feb 1, 2016 19:27
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My balls smell nice OP, thanks for your concern though.
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Feb 1, 2016 19:27
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Hot sexy firefighters use this? Ugh no only fragrance I need is the sweet allure of mountain dew on my balls
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Feb 1, 2016 19:27
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Volume posted:Other goony objects spotted in stores: odor eater foot powder, tooth paste/brush, face wash. It's like they don't like being gross and disgusting like the fine posters in this thread. It's you, you are the disgusting fat piece of poo poo. Are you kidding me dude? You need to put deodorant on your balls and fungus killer on your feet regularly? Sounds like you should see a doctor, these are not normal things you should need to do every day
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Feb 1, 2016 19:27
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Archimago posted:"So maybe a little TMI but I've been using you're product for a while now and am in love with it. I'm a firefighter. Today has been a very hot and muggy day. You're product kept my boys dry as a bone haha. I used our laser thermometer and they were 94 degrees haha. Thanks again" i think you will find that carrying the equivalent of another person in extra weight 24/7 is far more strenuous than occasionally carrying someone out of a burning building.
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Feb 1, 2016 19:28
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bradzilla posted:It's you, you are the disgusting fat piece of poo poo. Are you kidding me dude? You need to put deodorant on your balls and fungus killer on your feet regularly? Sounds like you should see a doctor, these are not normal things you should need to do every day I can smell your balls through this post. Please wash them and use deodorant. One with out the other is pointless.
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Feb 1, 2016 19:28
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MiracleWhale posted:it's mostly stress sweats cuz mcdonalds stops serving breakfast at 10:30 and the disability check still ain't come Smdfh McDonald's has had 24 hr breakfast since October 
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Feb 1, 2016 19:29
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tbf, there are really hot, sweaty jobs where excess ball sweat can be an issue. this does not include "being fat as gently caress in a cubicle". it is good that there is a product out there catering to people with this problem who are not fat fucks who work in a cubicle.
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Feb 1, 2016 19:31
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The real joke here is that I some how didn't expect goons to get angry over the fact that they might have to wash themselves.
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Feb 1, 2016 19:32
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I mean, a dusting of baby powder or gold bond, this isn't pocket rocket science.
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Feb 1, 2016 19:33
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VendaGoat posted:I mean, a dusting of baby powder or gold bond, this isn't pocket rocket science. How loving dare you! My ball musk has been carefully fermented for these past 5 weeks!
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Feb 1, 2016 19:34
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the real joke here is that for whatever reason your sack sweats and smells as much as your pits and you need deodorant for them
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Feb 1, 2016 19:34
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Volume posted:How loving dare you! My ball musk has been carefully fermented for these past 5 weeks! *Throws Corn Starch in your face*
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Feb 1, 2016 19:35
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Dude no one said "don't wash your balls"
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FishionMailed posted:the real joke here is that for whatever reason your sack sweats and smells as much as your pits and you need deodorant for them Hmm you mean a naturally warm body part stuffed into a pair of boxers and pants for 10 plus hours might not have the proper ventilation needed? Well I'll be!
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