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Sheep-Goats posted:I give the balzacs a spray of the old gold bond unless I'm going to be having my grundle munched just lol if you aren't always 100% prepared to have your grundle munched.
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lots of people who dont understand how balls work itt
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ball musk is the sweetest scent on earth and it is a crime against humanity to have it Censored
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Feb 1, 2016 19:41
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you'll get deodorant caked up all under your balls. That's no good.
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Feb 1, 2016 19:42
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VendaGoat posted:pocket rocket science 
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Feb 1, 2016 19:42
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sorry about your grody balls op. how much do u weigh tho
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Feb 1, 2016 19:43
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if you're feeling confused, consider removing your balls
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Feb 1, 2016 19:44
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I'd like to keep my balls they're nice and fresh
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Feb 1, 2016 19:44
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Volume posted:I'd like to keep my balls they're nice and fresh idk, with all this posting youre doing i can practically smell the funk right now
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Feb 1, 2016 19:46
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Volume posted:I'd like to keep my balls they're nice and fresh Keeping them in a jar of barbicide is cheating though
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Your Dead Gay Son posted:Smdfh McDonald's has had 24 hr breakfast since October how would i know because the disability check ain't come!!!
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Feb 1, 2016 19:47
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Humans naturally secrete. Sebaceous, sweat, poo poo, piss etc. Imo deodorize everywhere from top to bottom to stop being a walking secreting sack of poo poo hth I mean if you don't deodorize everywhere, you're just really unhygienic if you so much as shed one drop of sweat or a dead skin cell 
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Blazing Zero posted:idk, with all this posting youre doing i can practically smell the funk right now That's just my poo poo posting. My balls smooth and dry. Gonna moisturize them in a bit for my daily routine.
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Feb 1, 2016 19:49
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That's why I just put handfuls of maggots between my fat folds so they eat all the dead skin
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Feb 1, 2016 19:49
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Lastgirl posted:Humans naturally secrete. Sebaceous, sweat, poo poo, piss etc. I exfoliate with steel wool, thanks.
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Feb 1, 2016 19:49
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this sounds like a fat man problem. maybe sweat through exercise and not your sack
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Feb 1, 2016 19:49
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Wait'll the Transgender community hears about this
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Volume posted:That's just my poo poo posting. My balls smooth and dry. Gonna moisturize them in a bit for my daily routine. oh snap, i thought it was a familiar smell
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Feb 1, 2016 19:51
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Nonsense posted:Wait'll the Transgender community hears about this the transgender community is already very familiar with crotches that reek of rotting flesh (because they didnt take proper care of their frankenjunk)
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Feb 1, 2016 19:52
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op has very deliberately avoided all questions about his obvious weight problem
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Feb 1, 2016 19:52
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could talc up like 4+ times a day like a 70 year old man.
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Feb 1, 2016 19:52
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Lol sweaty ball man just got fired and escorted out the building. Boss lady was screaming at him saying she told him already to wash his balls. Gonna be some clean air now.
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Feb 1, 2016 19:53
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The Wizard of Poz posted:op has very deliberately avoided all questions about his obvious weight problem It's sad to watch him get so defensive about his hygiene problem
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Feb 1, 2016 19:54
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lol if you arent having your boys swimming in a hammock full of gold bold at all times just...lol
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Feb 1, 2016 19:55
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I wish you would stop stinking up these forums, OP!
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Feb 1, 2016 19:55
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Dr Cheeto posted:I wish you would stop stinking up these forums, OP! 
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Feb 1, 2016 19:56
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my dick looks like it was chiseled out of marble its so white it looks like pacino in scarface, like its haunting scrooge on xmas eve
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Feb 1, 2016 19:56
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much like the time i put too much icyhot down... well you know where 
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Volume posted:Lol sweaty ball man just got fired and escorted out the building. Boss lady was screaming at him saying she told him already to wash his balls. Gonna be some clean air now. This is for sure something that happened
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Feb 1, 2016 19:57
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ScrotoTurboSperg posted:my dick looks like it was chiseled out of marble its so white Frosty the snow man, had an oddly shaped nose.
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Feb 1, 2016 20:00
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It sounds like he might have something more than a normal, pleasant ball musk
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Volume posted:That's just my poo poo posting. My balls smooth and dry. Gonna moisturize them in a bit for my daily routine. Ok you're just loving with us because there's not a soul on this retarded planet that needs to moisturize their balls
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Toadvine posted:Ok you're just loving with us because there's not a soul on this retarded planet that needs to moisturize their balls Nor should there be one that needs to deoderize their balls but yet here you are.
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ChesterJT posted:Nor should there be one that needs to deoderize their balls but yet here you are. youre not crescent fresh
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VendaGoat posted:I exfoliate with steel wool, thanks. if it isn't laced with dead sea minerals then you're still filthy imo
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Feb 1, 2016 20:07
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I dunk my balls in French dressing and try to pass it off as a tan
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Feb 1, 2016 20:14
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Volume posted:Lol sweaty ball man just got fired and escorted out the building. Boss lady was screaming at him saying she told him already to wash his balls. Gonna be some clean air now. ha ha, just as people kept pressing me about my obvious morbid obesity and crotch fungus problems the sweaty ball man who is totally not me got fired! because coworkers are definitely aware that his b.o. was due to his balls and not any other part of his body despite no one alive being terribly interested in the exact source of rancid sweat stank. maybe if this guy who definitely exists had only slathered underarm deodorant on top of his crotch fungus instead of dealing with it or his grotesque excess weight he could have been a cool guy like me!
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ChesterJT posted:Nor should there be one that needs to deoderize their balls but yet here you are. OP is a guy with poor hygiene who mistakenly thinks he has good hygiene whenever he uses the smell-good. Balls are naturally moisturized and I can't think of a time ever where I or others had dry balls.
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Lastgirl posted:if it isn't laced with dead sea minerals then you're still filthy imo Jesus! What kind of filthy Plebeian do you take me for? The nerve!
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sorry OP i don't live in the rainforest all year round, so right now deodorizing my balls isn't necessary. this coming summer is probably going to be sheer hell, though. ask me how i'm doing in six months
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