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VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Professor Shark posted:

You were on the list but I didn't have room for a vending machine

And so a nemesis of the Something Awful Squad is born.

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Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Dr Cheeto posted:

Is that so, Applewhite? :smug:

Why do you guys only call me when you need a favor, anyhow?

lol yeah we're bad asses let's just snack on healthy apple slices and milk.

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



ty for the nice drawing can i still be in my crew too?

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



Applewhite posted:

Social Vegan and I are always in some kind of pissing contest.

i'm sorry u feel this way i like ur threads

Lamebot
Sep 8, 2005

ロボ顔菌~♡

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

social vegan posted:

ty for the nice drawing can i still be in my crew too?



Until it comes time to choose between interpretive dance and Crime Fighting, or Committing Crimes, or just being awful I don't know whatever man

null
Feb 19, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe
Consider Suicide Squad

Episode 1: The Team Gets Put on Probation

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

null posted:

Consider Suicide Squad

Episode 1: The Team Gets Put on Probation

lol shut the gently caress up

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k
Pretty scary squad op. Are there villians yet?

Dr Cheeto
Mar 2, 2013
Wretched Harp

Applewhite posted:

lol yeah we're bad asses let's just snack on healthy apple slices and milk.

You know what's badass? Eating right and taking care of your body!

On the next episode of Awful Squad: After-School Heroes Professor Shark learns a valuable lesson about fire safety and Applewhite raps about respecting other people.

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

King of Bees posted:

Pretty scary squad op. Are there villians yet?

Yeah we have a spurned goat that pops out of vending machines so far

RISCy Business
Jun 17, 2015

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Fun Shoe
why am i not in the image :(

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k

Professor Shark posted:

Yeah we have a spurned goat that pops out of vending machines so far

Fuuuuck! 5'd

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

deep impact on vhs posted:

why am i not in the image :(

You can be in B Team, Awful Squad gets probated and banned at a higher rate than most of the GBS population

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
i just want to be clear that i am not on any "squad" or "team"

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

social vegan posted:

i'm sorry u feel this way i like ur threads

No I mean literal pissing contests because we're both dogs, see.

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

dad gay. so what posted:

i just want to be clear that i am not on any "squad" or "team"

heres a pic that says otherwise:

Professor Shark posted:

Due to popular opinion DGSW and Social Vegan have been sentenced to the Awful Squad for their crimes



looks like your "playing for the other team" if you know what i mean :grin:

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

Hogge Wild posted:

heres a pic that says otherwise:


looks like your "playing for the other team" if you know what i mean :grin:

It was originally going to be a hamburger but I figured DGSW's weapon of choice would be a brick, if not a grenade

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



Applewhite posted:

No I mean literal pissing contests because we're both dogs, see.

ohhhh i'm sorry u feel this way i don't like ur threads

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

Professor Shark posted:

It was originally going to be a hamburger but I figured DGSW's weapon of choice would be a brick, if not a grenade

i think it should be a pickle

please fix the pic

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

this is good and makes me feel good, rated 5

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

Hogge Wild posted:

i think it should be a pickle

please fix the pic


symbolic posted:

this is good and makes me feel good, rated 5

:hfive:

Son of Rodney
Feb 22, 2006

ohmygodohmygodohmygod

This is pretty gay even for gbs

banme
Apr 23, 2008
im voting 5 but posting that i voted 1. in the name of trickery.

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
i voted 1, and honestly would have voted even lower if there were more smaller numerical options available

banme
Apr 23, 2008

dad gay. so what posted:

i voted 1, and honestly would have voted even lower if there were more smaller numerical options available

thats just cruel

i just got it CRUEL-ella deville! haha loving dalmations

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

dgsw, is this what you dunk

banme
Apr 23, 2008
dunk a pickle, bitch

Anorexic Robot
Nov 11, 2012
I could be the robot butler who is anorexic since DGSW keeps stealing my five guys right before Im about to eat them (this ultimately leads me to become a super villain)

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

Anorexic Robot posted:

I could be the robot butler who is anorexic since DGSW keeps stealing my five guys right before Im about to eat them (this ultimately leads me to become a super villain)

Yeah B Team could use a robot I guess

scuba school sucks
Aug 30, 2012

The brilliance of my posting illuminates the forums like a jar of shining gold when all around is dark

Doc Friday posted:

I call being the faceless extra.

What up anonymous goon buddy.

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
we need more circlejerkign in GBS, add in Psyopmonkey and our own human torch Enfeidl while you're at it

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

gently caress, Enfield was definitely supposed to be in there as some sort of Human Torch

I should have done this last night when I first had the idea

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


Dr Cheeto posted:

You know what's badass? Eating right and taking care of your body!

On the next episode of Awful Squad: After-School Heroes Professor Shark learns a valuable lesson about fire safety and Applewhite raps about respecting other people.

my name is applewhite and i'm here to say
gas thread ban op i'm cuck and gay

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
episode 3: Stranded. So what? the squad's plane crashes in a remote forest and ratjaculation must use his powers to start a friction fire to keep the squad warm through the night. later its discovered that the nefarious dgsw put the bomb on the plane.

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


dad gay. so what posted:

i voted 1, and honestly would have voted even lower if there were more smaller numerical options available

sometimes i doubt your commitment to awful squad

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

We're all salty about being forced into Awful Squad, but DGSW is the whiniest out of everyone. He's also the drunkest and sloppiest, even on a team of sloppy drunks.

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


episode 4: fan service episode!!! the boys lose a bet and must serve cocktails by the beach at an all-female resort, dressed only in a speedo and a smile. in an embarrassing turn of events symbolic gets his speedo caught on a fence post, trips, and falls dick first into an ice bucket. these ladies don't understand shrinkage - boy is his face red!!!

also professor shark steps on a crab and his toes get the snips

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

gently caress

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social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



I don't think I want this thank you very much for the opportunity but this is just not working out no it's you

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