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Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring

satanic splash-back posted:

I will appear again in a montage during your saving the day moment, as a sad memory of people who are now dead

just adding story so you can be a major figure in the prequels

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Moola
Aug 16, 2006

Applewhite posted:

My fav scene from the trailer:



:nws:http://imgur.com/ZZdrxOo:nws:

Digital Fingers
Sep 2, 2012


Hahahaha

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring

spoilers!

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Aww man! Now it's canon!

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
thats a major plot point

Moola
Aug 16, 2006
why is there no body to the dick?

cause its my dick, my character is just a floating skull with a floating dick

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
i'm going to form a new reign of E.V.I.L. to combat and kill the awful squad

Moola
Aug 16, 2006
I want to join E.V.I.L

my character is the PHANTOM CUMJACKER

Digital Fingers
Sep 2, 2012

Putty posted:

i'm going to form a new reign of E.V.I.L. to combat and kill the awful squad

If you draw a picture put me in this 1

e: make me look hard as gently caress

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
poo poo just got real

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



please refer to me as hot dog sam my sexually deivant turtle identity i sexually identify as hot dog sam so i'm hammering out the details now for when i get to have sex

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



he's a hot dog thief as his job but he has a heart of gold and can't say no to a dame

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
Aww poo poo! I just just now realized that if I'd stayed a mod I could have gotten myself a doggy Commissar AV and it would have been awesome.
A missed opportunity. Oh well.

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
poo poo whens the last time i used this old wacom

Digital Fingers
Sep 2, 2012

draw putty, draw like the wind

Moola
Aug 16, 2006


the phantom cumjacker stalks his next target

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
please leave me alone

Moola
Aug 16, 2006
his mouth said "no"

but his eyes said "suck my drat balls please"

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring

Moola posted:



the phantom cumjacker stalks his next target

:ohdear:

Moola
Aug 16, 2006
that aint mayonnaise boy...

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Moola posted:

his mouth said "no"

but his eyes said "suck my drat balls please"

Moola
Aug 16, 2006
++ THE PHANTOM CUMJACKER BIO ++



BLOOD TYPE: cum
RACE: Skeleton
Sex: yes please lol
AGE: Unknown
AFFILIATIONS: E.V.I.L, BONE BUDS
WEAKNESS: soy products

Powers:

Cumjack: The phantom has the ability to temporarily steal the powers of anyone whose semen enters his mystical cum vase

Jack In: The cumjacker can hack into the body and mind control anyone who swallows his cum for a period of no longer than 5 minutes

Jack Off: explodes a bolt of jizz what can knock out enemies. Range = 1 meter

Calcium Strength: can absorb any attacks that would not harm a normal skeleton

Spook Mode: while in spook mode, the cumjacker is invisible to all living creatures

Catchphrase:

"cum get some u little bitch...."

Jukeboxblues
Jul 29, 2015


Grimey Drawer

Moola posted:



the phantom cumjacker stalks his next target

lmao

Digital Fingers
Sep 2, 2012


Pretend I did the same thing as moola only it came off a lot creeper

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Moola posted:

++ THE PHANTOM CUMJACKER BIO ++



BLOOD TYPE: cum
RACE: Skeleton
Sex: yes please lol
AGE: Unknown
AFFILIATIONS: E.V.I.L, BONE BUDS
WEAKNESS: soy products

Powers:

Cumjack: The phantom has the ability to temporarily steal the powers of anyone whose semen enters his mystical cum vase

Jack In: The cumjacker can hack into the body and mind control anyone who swallows his cum for a period of no longer than 5 minutes

Jack Off: explodes a bolt of jizz what can knock out enemies. Range = 1 meter

Calcium Strength: can absorb any attacks that would not harm a normal skeleton

Spook Mode: while in spook mode, the cumjacker is invisible to all living creatures

Catchphrase:

"cum get some u little bitch...."

You and I should team up against them.

Jukeboxblues
Jul 29, 2015


Grimey Drawer
Hey can I be a cool villain? I am a skeleton man with combat training. :)

Jukeboxblues
Jul 29, 2015


Grimey Drawer
Hey King of Bees want to team up? I think we would make great villains. :)

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
cumjacker is taking lonbger than i thought

Jukeboxblues
Jul 29, 2015


Grimey Drawer

Putty posted:

cumjacker is taking lonbger than i thought

hehehahaha lol

Moola
Aug 16, 2006

Digital Fingers posted:

Pretend I did the same thing as moola only it came off a lot creeper

++ DUMB ANIME CHILD ++



BLOOD TYPE: blood
RACE: Anime
Sex: 2d
AGE: 500 (looks 12)
AFFILIATIONS: E.V.I.L, Anime Club
WEAKNESS: American Cartoon Shows from the 90s

Powers:

Animania: can charge chi levels to 1000% if standing still for 72 hours vibrating. Increases attack power by 10 points

Animate: can raise the dead or bring people back to life

Animatronic: is actually a robot. has all weaknesses and strengths of a small robot for children

Animosity: can instantly cause people what dont care about anime to froth into rage if they talk about anime. Also goes into rage when told anime is bad

Sexual Deviancy: has the power to be attracted to cartoons. Also has the power to cause fat losers to be attracted to cartoons

Otaku: encyclopedic knowledge of all anime and manga

Catchphrase:

"they're not cartoons dad!"

Moola fucked around with this message at 05:39 on Feb 3, 2016

Moola
Aug 16, 2006

VendaGoat posted:

You and I should team up against them.

*smokes a dick mysteriously*

i thought you were a... GOOD GUY...?

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Moola posted:

*smokes a dick mysteriously*

i thought you were a... GOOD GUY...?

AHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHhA :lol::lol::lol::lol:

:twisted:

I'm on MY side.

Jukeboxblues
Jul 29, 2015


Grimey Drawer
Do a profile for me. :)

Moola
Aug 16, 2006

Jukeboxblues posted:

Hey can I be a cool villain? I am a skeleton man with combat training. :)

++ CAPTAIN SKELETON MAN ++



BLOOD TYPE: milk
RACE: Skeleton
Sex: MAN
AGE: Spooky
AFFILIATIONS: ???, Bone Buds
WEAKNESS: Bludgeoning Weapons

Powers:

Skeleton Strength: pretty strong

Ghoulie Grab: proficient in all forms of WWE wrestling combat (these moves do no damage and are fake)

Monster Mash: a master of performing all the dance moves to the hit song Thriller perfectly with no mistakes

An Actual Skeleton: doesnt need to breath, eat or drink. Apart from milk products

Rest in Pieces: body is actually indestructible. But if a part of his skeleton is removed, then he will fall asleep until put back together, or kissed by a handsome prince

Crypt Keeper: lives in a tomb!!!! (spooky increased by 5 levels)

Catchphrase:

"hehehahaha lol"

Digital Fingers
Sep 2, 2012

*Starts Vibrating*

Jukeboxblues
Jul 29, 2015


Grimey Drawer

Moola posted:

++ CAPTAIN SKELETON MAN ++



BLOOD TYPE: milk
RACE: Skeleton
Sex: MAN
AGE: Spooky
AFFILIATIONS: ???, Bone Buds
WEAKNESS: Bludgeoning Weapons

Powers:

Skeleton Strength: pretty strong

Ghoulie Grab: proficient in all forms of WWE wrestling combat (these moves do no damage and are fake)

Monster Mash: a master of performing all the dance moves to the hit song Thriller perfectly with no mistakes

An Actual Skeleton: doesnt need to breath, eat or drink. Apart from milk products

Rest in Pieces: body is actually indestructible. But if a part of his skeleton is removed, then he will fall asleep until put back together, or kissed by a handsome prince

Crypt Keeper: lives in a tomb!!!! (spooky increased by 5 levels)

Catchphrase:

"hehehahaha lol"

Heck yeah this perfectly sums me up thanks fellow Bone Bud. :)

Moola
Aug 16, 2006

VendaGoat posted:

AHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHhA :lol::lol::lol::lol:

:twisted:

I'm on MY side.

++ VENDA-GOAT ++



BLOOD TYPE: Goat Blood
RACE: UNKNOWN, Suspected Goat-Cyborg
Sex: literally cant stop talking about it
AGE: UNKNOWN
AFFILIATIONS: ???, ????????????????
WEAKNESS: UNKNOWN

Powers:

Sex Obsessed: literally like, obsessed with tits and rear end

Goata Go Fast: can move at the speed of a relatively fast goat

More Machine than Goat: Machine. +10 to electrical attacks, +10 damage from water based attacks. Requires power source (goats?)

Go-Goat: can fire a limited supply of goats from vending slot

Consume Goat: can replenish health from devouring goats

Kidding Around: can teleport to the destination of any goat on the planet. Kills goat in the process

Catchphrase:

"I'm on MY side."

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k

Putty posted:

i'm going to form a new reign of E.V.I.L. to combat and kill the awful squad

I will also join E.V.I.L.


I use bad anime fanart to brainwash the innocent masses, and get them to love Japan.

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VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Moola posted:

++ VENDA-GOAT ++



BLOOD TYPE: Goat Blood
RACE: UNKNOWN, Suspected Goat-Cyborg
Sex: literally cant stop talking about it
AGE: UNKNOWN
AFFILIATIONS: ???, ????????????????
WEAKNESS: UNKNOWN

Powers:

Sex Obsessed: literally like, obsessed with tits and rear end

Goata Go Fast: can move at the speed of a relatively fast goat

More Machine than Goat: Machine. +10 to electrical attacks, +10 damage from water based attacks. Requires power source (goats?)

Go-Goat: can fire a limited supply of goats from vending slot

Consume Goat: can replenish health from devouring goats

Kidding Around: can teleport to the destination of any goat on the planet. Kills goat in the process

Catchphrase:

"I'm on MY side."

I am VendaGoat and I approve of this post.

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