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VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Helical Nightmares posted:

That plane porn thread was one of the weirder things I ever encountered.

That and the pika-pika not really stripper webcam girl thread.

It's like when the mind is broken it breaks in similar ways but what the mouthbreather latches onto as a fetish varies so widely and weirdly.

I feal this post has something to teach me. The problem is I am so far into a bottle whiskey I can not fathom the arcane knowledge it represents.

Perhaps tomorrow I can comprehend.

Until then I will watch Monthy Python and the meaning of life.

Namaste

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Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

FishionMailed posted:

oh my sweet summer child



lol if you think the internet changed anything other than maybe let these people meet up easier and let everyone else have a lens into their lives

all of history is p much full of weird, awkward sex and this is just another link in the chain but ill be damned if im not going to make fun of people for it

Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014
Vending machine goats will not remain unfucked this evening. As well as asses inserted into hotel ice machines. :getin:

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Champenema posted:

Vending machine goats will not remain unfucked this evening. As well as asses inserted into hotel ice machines. :getin:

As long as the bits I care about are beyond "Comically Oversized"

Nuebot
Feb 18, 2013

The developer of Brigador is a secret chud, don't give him money

deep impact on vhs posted:

actually a pretty hefty number of furries are full-time employed STEM-types :eng101:

That's how they afford all the furry porn they buy.

The rest of the furries are pretty much exactly what you expect, however. Years ago I was on a small video game forum and one of the moderators was a really gross furry who would aggressively hit on anyone who had an even vaguely feminine username and threaten to ban them if they didn't "ERP" with him. There weren't very many girls hanging around on that site. He used to rant for like hours about how awful his job at k-mart was.

Helical Nightmares
Apr 30, 2009

deep impact on vhs posted:

actually a pretty hefty number of furries are full-time employed STEM-types :eng101:

Pick is one.

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
isnt pick a lesbian rapist or was that someone else

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord

deadly_pudding posted:

Yo why is nobody talking about Chip's "Rocket Rider Invention"

the general mills logo kind of looks like the wheelchair symbol blowing its own dick

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord

Lonos Oboe posted:

So is anyone here familiar with the TV show My Little Pony, friendship is magic? Because this might sound like a weird thing to say, especially considering I am an adult male in my 30's. But I really enjoy watching that show. It's just laid back and fun. Is that weird?

i would say that furries are more socially acceptable than bronies

far more collateral damage

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

:crossarms:

RISCy Business
Jun 17, 2015

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Fun Shoe

Nuebot posted:

That's how they afford all the furry porn they buy.

The rest of the furries are pretty much exactly what you expect, however. Years ago I was on a small video game forum and one of the moderators was a really gross furry who would aggressively hit on anyone who had an even vaguely feminine username and threaten to ban them if they didn't "ERP" with him. There weren't very many girls hanging around on that site. He used to rant for like hours about how awful his job at k-mart was.

define "the rest of" because that definitely hasn't been my experience or the experience of anyone i know :confused:

Tujague
May 8, 2007

by LadyAmbien
Yeah, guys, I'm sure this dude's extremely, childishly convenient MAKES YUO RETHINK ALL YOUR OPINIONS, HUH? anecdotal bullshit is meaningful, whereas yours needs to be questioned at every turn because it just doesn't fit a given animal-fucker's experience

Doesn't smell like freshly masturbated-in horseshit at all

STEM majors

Yeah

Helical Nightmares
Apr 30, 2009

Tujague posted:

Yeah, guys, I'm sure this dude's extremely, childishly convenient MAKES YUO RETHINK ALL YOUR OPINIONS, HUH? anecdotal bullshit is meaningful, whereas yours needs to be questioned at every turn because it just doesn't fit a given animal-fucker's experience

Doesn't smell like freshly masturbated-in horseshit at all

STEM majors

Yeah

Anecdotal as well but dated a girl who at some point revealed she liked that webcomic about anthropomorphic animals in some 1920s gangster plot.

Like a great deal.

Medical student. :negative:

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
"Hello, I'm a neurosurgeon and I like to jack off to Ducktales."

"Really? You're a neurosurgeon?" said noone ever.

Nuebot
Feb 18, 2013

The developer of Brigador is a secret chud, don't give him money

deep impact on vhs posted:

define "the rest of" because that definitely hasn't been my experience or the experience of anyone i know :confused:

Most of the furries I've met have been broken brained weirdos so maybe I just have the best luck in the world. It's all pretty anecdotal though but I'm okay with letting my experiences color my views of internet people I'll never meet. There are a startling amount of furries in the military though. That one's unexpected.

Helical Nightmares
Apr 30, 2009

Funky See Funky Do posted:

"Hello, I'm a neurosurgeon and I like to jack off to Ducktales."

"Really? You're a neurosurgeon?" said noone ever.

Cauda equina tails! WoooooOOOOOOhooooo!

RISCy Business
Jun 17, 2015

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Fun Shoe

Tujague posted:

Yeah, guys, I'm sure this dude's extremely, childishly convenient MAKES YUO RETHINK ALL YOUR OPINIONS, HUH? anecdotal bullshit is meaningful, whereas yours needs to be questioned at every turn because it just doesn't fit a given animal-fucker's experience

Doesn't smell like freshly masturbated-in horseshit at all

STEM majors

Yeah

everything in this thread so far has been anecdotal, do you actually understand what that word means or did you hear your parents say it today and decide to use it online to sound smart?

RISCy Business
Jun 17, 2015

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Fun Shoe
also lol look at how legitimately furious tujague is

A Wizard of Goatse
Dec 14, 2014

that guy makes the people hitting on Chester Cheetah look well-adjusted so idk why you're trying to turn this into a debate and discussion thing with him

Tujague
May 8, 2007

by LadyAmbien
Because he has a major, critical, personal stake in whether or not furries are creepy, broken poochfuckers and he doesn't understand how obvious it is to normal humans when somebody is protesting too much and relentlessly offering up spin

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!
t deep impact on vhs, which was the inferior copy because local stores never stocked the widescreen version, if it's any help, idgaf what folks wanna get up to with their lovers/hands as long as they're deece people

which is kind of a double standard because i'm hardly a decent fella but my point stands

Bobert Bobertson
Apr 1, 2014

Nuebot posted:

Most of the furries I've met have been broken brained weirdos so maybe I just have the best luck in the world. It's all pretty anecdotal though but I'm okay with letting my experiences color my views of internet people I'll never meet. There are a startling amount of furries in the military though. That one's unexpected.

lol i dealt with a lot of military furries and it's some bizzaro poo poo. saw 'furry gay pride' etched onto a logbook not once, but twice

Mr. Creakle
Apr 27, 2007

Protecting your virginity



Helical Nightmares posted:

Anecdotal as well but dated a girl who at some point revealed she liked that webcomic about anthropomorphic animals in some 1920s gangster plot.

Like a great deal.

Medical student. :negative:

To my knowledge that one is not meant to be furry, its more like the innocent Disney talking animals kind of thing.

Snatch Duster
Feb 20, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

walgreenslatino posted:

Furries don't find animals attractive. Much like the anime fans who only jack it to cartoon infants, they're perfectly heathy and normal people

This seems to be a slippery slope.

It is safer to ban it and burn all who transgress against it.

The Whole Internet
May 26, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

Helical Nightmares posted:

Anecdotal as well but dated a girl who at some point revealed she liked that webcomic about anthropomorphic animals in some 1920s gangster plot.

Like a great deal.

Medical student. :negative:

Pretty sure a goon wrote that comic. Can't remember what it's called but there were a bunch of avatars of it floating around way back in the day.

Cuckoo posted:

To my knowledge that one is not meant to be furry, its more like the innocent Disney talking animals kind of thing.

Yeah like that Zootopia movie that's totally not marketed towards furries at all. No sir.

A Wizard of Goatse
Dec 14, 2014

where'd arbitraryc skitter off to I want to hear more stories of his dawning pubescent realization that the furry rape goreporn he loves may in fact be sexual

CrashCat
Jan 10, 2003

another shit post


Glass Bottom Boat posted:

because it takes at least that long for a gbs furry honeypot thread to "mature", as it were
I think the word you were looking for was "fester"

also STEM major doesn't really mean poo poo, there are a ton of idiots in tech

new phone who dis
May 24, 2007

by VideoGames
Morbid Hound

CrashCat posted:

I think the word you were looking for was "fester"

also STEM major doesn't really mean poo poo, there are a ton of idiots in tech

Ferment.

Helical Nightmares
Apr 30, 2009

CrashCat posted:

also STEM major doesn't really mean poo poo, there are a ton of idiots in tech

A Wizard of Goatse
Dec 14, 2014


nah it's the biology term

a clowder of cats, a murder of crows, a fester of furries

Shaquin
May 12, 2007
Seems to me it'd be all well and fine for furries if they could disentangle the substance of their identity from what gives them a boner but I suppose that's far too rational

Shaquin
May 12, 2007
I like big asses and eating them but you don't see me with an anus avatar and going to analingus conventions where we dress up as tongues and assholes or talking about the persecution of the asslicker community

The Whole Internet
May 26, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

Shaquin posted:

I like big asses and eating them but you don't see me with an anus avatar and going to analingus conventions where we dress up as tongues and assholes or talking about the persecution of the asslicker community

Maybe someone does. Maybe you've been really missing out!

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

gently caress lmao

Helical Nightmares
Apr 30, 2009

Shaquin posted:

I like big asses and eating them but you don't see me with an anus avatar and going to analingus conventions where we dress up as tongues and assholes or talking about the persecution of the asslicker community

hahahahahaha


Had to check.

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

FishionMailed posted:

oh my sweet summer child



lol if you think the internet changed anything other than maybe let these people meet up easier and let everyone else have a lens into their lives

Bluemillion
Aug 18, 2008

I got your dispensers
right here

I'm imagining this dude in 5000 BC spending weeks busting ore rocks out of the ground with slightly harder rocks, and the first thing he casts out of the metal?

Centaur Porn.

Bluemillion fucked around with this message at 08:46 on Feb 2, 2016

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!
gay centaur porn, even

Shaquin
May 12, 2007

The White Dragon posted:

gay centaur porn, even

Centaurs are inherently gay they don't even have a non gay form. Gay is their baseline.

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plain blue jacket
Jan 13, 2014

IT DOESN'T STOP
IT NEVER STOPS
If you define yourself by what makes you horny then you are unwell

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