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Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot
ahahahaha OP you made me laugh thank you. I think porn in masse should be sent out to the quaker oats mascot.
:synpa:

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Shaquin
May 12, 2007

Microwaves Mom posted:

ahahahaha OP you made me laugh thank you. I think porn in masse should be sent out to the quaker oats mascot.
:synpa:

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
Is the paedophile community tweeting creepy poo poo to Snap, Crackle and Pop?

Helical Nightmares
Apr 30, 2009

Lol how loving fast did you find that holy poo poo

plain blue jacket
Jan 13, 2014

IT DOESN'T STOP
IT NEVER STOPS

Helical Nightmares posted:

Lol how loving fast did you find that holy poo poo

Yes, "find"

Nuebot
Feb 18, 2013

The developer of Brigador is a secret chud, don't give him money

Bobert Bobertson posted:

lol i dealt with a lot of military furries and it's some bizzaro poo poo. saw 'furry gay pride' etched onto a logbook not once, but twice

One of the military furries I got to know seemed normal, if excessively nerdy, at first. I say at first because once they became aware that we shared similar hobbies of playing video games and looking at stupid internet stuff they started becoming very open about sharing their plane fetish. Little anime plane girls. It was weird, and they were in the airforce which made it weirder. I didn't like talking about planes with them because it always sounded like they were about to jerk off mid conversation because he just loving loved planes. :smith: I wonder if he ever actually deployed, or even flew a jet.

Shaquin
May 12, 2007
I do like that the Quaker man has the quintessential just got laid smile.

Helical Nightmares
Apr 30, 2009
I googled "quaker oats porn"

2 pornhub hits

1 "mastrabating outside Quaker Oats factory"

And some guy from 2013 tweeting for porn of the Quaker Oats man.

:stonk:

Helical Nightmares
Apr 30, 2009

Shaquin posted:

I do like that the Quaker man has the quintessential just got laid smile.

Biggest poo poo eating grin

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

hahahahaha

RISCy Business
Jun 17, 2015

bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork
Fun Shoe

Helical Nightmares posted:

Anecdotal as well but dated a girl who at some point revealed she liked that webcomic about anthropomorphic animals in some 1920s gangster plot.

Like a great deal.

Medical student. :negative:

lackadaisy cats! :eng101:

Creed Reunion Tour
Jul 3, 2007

by Cyrano4747
Grimey Drawer
I don't like furries because whenever I express that opinion I know some furry chucklefuck will show up to educate me on why I am objectively wrong.

Treat your hobby like a hobby and quit getting up in my grille about it.

CrashCat
Jan 10, 2003

another shit post


Bundle of Keys posted:

I don't like furries because whenever I express that opinion I know some furry chucklefuck will show up to educate me on why I am objectively wrong.

Treat your hobby like a hobby and quit getting up in my grille about it.
They always seem to suffer from jealousy of actual minorities with real problems, which is embarassing since people with real problems don't usually have a whole lot of resources to go screwing around in mascot suits or whatever

A Wizard of Goatse
Dec 14, 2014

CrashCat posted:

They always seem to suffer from jealousy of actual minorities with real problems, which is embarassing since people with real problems don't usually have a whole lot of resources to go screwing around in mascot suits or whatever

if you've never seen a couple hobos blowing each other under a bridge in improvised full-body suits of old carpeting IDK what kind of sheltered life you lead

CrashCat
Jan 10, 2003

another shit post


A Wizard of Goatse posted:

if you've never seen a couple hobos blowing each other under a bridge in improvised full-body suits of old carpeting IDK what kind of sheltered life you lead
it's different when it's for warmth

Lonos Oboe
Jun 7, 2014
I genuinely feel bad for furries. I mean, they look at a picture of a cat with big tits and the blow job lips. An anthromorpised figure that has regular sexual figures and that turns them on. I mean, Jessica Rabbit is an idealised illustration of a sexy woman with totally impractical proportions. My brain notices all these things and my imagination fills in the rest. Same with hentai or whatever. You dress a real lady up as Jessica Rabbit and I will pop a chubby no mistake. Give me some weird real version of her and my cock would crawl up my rear end in a top hat to escape. The thing is that these people ONLY want that idealised version that exists only in the imagination

The real thing does not do it for them. They want the furry cat with the short shirt. And that is just never going to happen. They can dress up in fursuits and ride each other like it's the last rodeo but they will never have their fantasies fulfilled. If I want to gently caress princess Leia in the gold Bikini I could hire a hooker who looks like 80's Carrie Fisher and get coked out of my mind and make that happen because I don't need to worry about canon.

I guess I just feel bad for them and their over compensating terminally doomed ways. The only thing I feel more sorry for is the people that hate and are disgusted by them. They are either repressed because we all like weird things when we are loving (we should anyway) or are total hypocrites.

Lonos Oboe
Jun 7, 2014
But tweeting Tony the Tiger porn is loving gross. I would say think of the children. But if your kid is following Tony the Tiger on twitter, they have bigger loving problems.

CrashCat
Jan 10, 2003

another shit post


Lonos Oboe posted:

You dress a real lady up as Jessica Rabbit and I will pop a chubby no mistake. Give me some weird real version of her and my cock would crawl up my rear end in a top hat to escape.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Nicki minaj?

The Whole Internet
May 26, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

Bundle of Keys posted:

I don't like furries because whenever I express that opinion I know some furry chucklefuck will show up to educate me on why I am objectively wrong.

Treat your hobby like a hobby and quit getting up in my grille about it.

yeah sure furry is a hobby. like bondage, or crossdressing. or model trains, if you like to shove them up your rear end in a top hat

Lonos Oboe
Jun 7, 2014

AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! I TAKE IT BACK! I TAKE IT ALL BACK.

EDIT: It kinda proves my point a little about fantasy and reality.

Lonos Oboe fucked around with this message at 23:52 on Feb 2, 2016

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Snatch Duster
Feb 20, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

This is a whore, not cosplay

Lonos Oboe
Jun 7, 2014

Snatch Duster posted:

This is a whore, not cosplay

Judgmental prick

A Wizard of Goatse
Dec 14, 2014

Snatch Duster posted:

This is a whore, not cosplay

can't live up to this goon's standards, sorry ladies

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

Lonos Oboe posted:

Judgmental prick

working girls are a hell of a lot more respectable than cosplayers

who would you rather have watch your kids? prostitute or furry anime devient arter?

thats what i thought

a misanthrope fucked around with this message at 00:05 on Feb 3, 2016

dreezy
Mar 4, 2015

yeah, rip.

A misanthrope posted:

working girls are a hell of a lot more respectable than cosplayers

who would you rather have watch your kids? prostitute or furry anime devient arter?

thats what i thought

both please.

Andorra
Dec 12, 2012
Furry conventions are banned from all public property in my state because furries wouldn't stop yiffing in the parks lol

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Prostitutes get paid, most cosplayers don't.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Lonos Oboe posted:

AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! I TAKE IT BACK! I TAKE IT ALL BACK.

EDIT: It kinda proves my point a little about fantasy and reality.

Ha! This post is the epitome of the ancient curse of "May you find what you are looking for"

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

VendaGoat posted:

Prostitutes get paid, most cosplayers don't.

exactly

theyre called "working girls" because they work. get a job, furries (or "fluffies," as the old lady in my office called them once)

Creed Reunion Tour
Jul 3, 2007

by Cyrano4747
Grimey Drawer

The Whole Internet posted:

model trains, if you like to shove them up your rear end in a top hat

th-that's my fetish

you're a bigot if you dislike it btw

Lonos Oboe
Jun 7, 2014

VendaGoat posted:

Ha! This post is the epitome of the ancient curse of "May you find what you are looking for"

"May you yiff in interesting times"

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Lonos Oboe posted:

"May you yiff in interesting times"

:crossarms: May you come under scrutiny of those in authority. :crossarms:

Oooooooh poo poo, we hit the trifecta.

Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013

CrashCat posted:

They always seem to suffer from jealousy of actual minorities with real problems, which is embarassing since people with real problems don't usually have a whole lot of resources to go screwing around in mascot suits or whatever

Being physically ugly w/ an unbearable personality is a real problem and u should not so flippantly dismiss theyr struggle.

flerp
Feb 25, 2014
not far enough imo

BIG BIC SQUAD
Jan 24, 2015

Man that poo poo is nasty get those fake rear end boobs outta here

CrashCat
Jan 10, 2003

another shit post


Ork of Fiction posted:

Being physically ugly w/ an unbearable personality is a real problem and u should not so flippantly dismiss theyr struggle.
I'm pretty good at both of those and I still wouldn't trump up poo poo about my made up culture to try to compete with slavery, lynching, genocide, or anything else actual groups have had to deal with

p.s. the pic was Heidi Klum, it said right on the drat backdrop

theultimo
Aug 2, 2004

An RSS feed bot who makes questionable purchasing decisions.
Pillbug
Why does disney make female animals so hot?

i mean rachet, nala, mis bianca, and of course vixey to name a few.

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r u ready to WALK
Sep 29, 2001

I'm sorry to be the one to tell you this, but they're not really hot.... you're just.... one of THEM now.

The infection spreads far and wide

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