- Snatch Duster
- Feb 20, 2007
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by FactsAreUseless
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http://www.theguardian.com/technology/2016/jan/29/tony-the-tiger-frosties-begs-furries-stop-tweeting-him-porn
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If you think your Thursday was bad, just bear this in mind: someone woke up, went to their job where they pretend to be Kellogg’s Frosties’ mascot Tony the Tiger on the internet, and had to ask people to stop sending them anthropomorphic animal porn.
The clearly heartfelt plea to “keep things gr-r-reat” came about after an emotional few days for the “furry” community on Twitter.
The definition of the term “furry” is contested, even among furries themselves, but it usually refers to the fandom of people who identify with, roleplay as, and usually wear fursuits to mimic, anthropomorphised cartoon animals. It’s not a sex thing. At least, it’s not always a sex thing. Basically, if the suave Disney version of Robin Hood – who is a literal fox – spoke to you on a romantic level, you may appreciate where they’re coming from.
Of course, as an anthropomorphised cartoon animal, Tony the Tiger is the daddy of all furries, and so there’s a fair amount of artwork featuring him. This artwork is not always safe for work. It also seems fair to assume that Kellogg’s does not want its brand to be associated with – say – a picture of an extremely muscly Tony, naked save for his neckerchief, masturbating on an exercise bench.
So three days ago Kellogg’s started blocking the furries en masse. Even ones who weren’t posting porn. Even, it seems, ones who hadn’t even said anything to Tony on Twitter.
Some furries gave up tweeting at Tony and found a new hero. Where Tony the Tiger was apparently hostile to their fandom, Chester Cheetah, the anthropomorphic mascot of the Cheetos brand of cheese-esque cornmeal puffs, was much more welcoming, and ended up straight-up flirting with them:
But some stayed with Tony, and essentially ended up DDoSing the account with complaints about the blocking, requests for sex and a lot of porn.
And so, on Thursday, came the plea from Tony that: “Cubs could be watching.” The porn hasn’t fully stopped, but for the past day the rate of posting has declined somewhat.
Which is, I guess, gr-r-reat.
This is why we should elect Trump, he'll have a final solution for these fur fags.
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- Snatch Duster
- Feb 20, 2007
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by FactsAreUseless
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I guess some of you disagree with me when it comes to furries.
But I think anyone that finds a cartoon animal fuckable is mentally ill.
What do i know, i'm fat.
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Feb 2, 2016 00:16
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- Snatch Duster
- Feb 20, 2007
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by FactsAreUseless
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furries don't find real life animals attractive. i mean there's a percentage that do but the rest of furries also hate those people.
Ooooh really, and how do you know this?
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Feb 2, 2016 00:38
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- Snatch Duster
- Feb 20, 2007
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by FactsAreUseless
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Furries don't find animals attractive. Much like the anime fans who only jack it to cartoon infants, they're perfectly heathy and normal people
This seems to be a slippery slope.
It is safer to ban it and burn all who transgress against it.
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Feb 2, 2016 06:39
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- Snatch Duster
- Feb 20, 2007
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by FactsAreUseless
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This is a whore, not cosplay
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Feb 2, 2016 23:52
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- Snatch Duster
- Feb 20, 2007
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by FactsAreUseless
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Interesting moral point of view. 'If it doesn't directly kill a kid, where's the harm?'
Raping that butthole only makes kids stronger!
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Feb 4, 2016 20:08
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