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A Wizard of Goatse
Dec 14, 2014

the one guy in every thread about furries making longwinded seriousposts about how furries are totally normal and unfairly maligned and coincidentally knows a whole lot of details about the furry fandom through friends of friends

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A Wizard of Goatse
Dec 14, 2014

like if you wanna bang a sexy cat lady cool fine and if you don't wanna be out about Your Furry Identity nobody's hurt but the spirit of comedy but you ain't fooling anyone just FYI

A Wizard of Goatse
Dec 14, 2014

I'm extremely mad, one way or another, about people who want to bang cartoons, and here is my joke-free dissertation on why this is a big deal I think you'll find it insightful and riveting

A Wizard of Goatse
Dec 14, 2014

your argument regarding cornholing a dude dressed as Goofy contains so many logical fallacies, allow me to point them out

A Wizard of Goatse
Dec 14, 2014

VendaGoat posted:

I didn't say these poster were crazy, I said, "They are loving Goofy!"

A Wizard of Goatse
Dec 14, 2014

ArbitraryC posted:

It was about about the seven sins and like a battle between heaven and hell. It was a pretty dark comic with pretty graphic rape and murder and such that honestly i probably shouldn't have been reading as a tween but it was pretty well written in a grimdark sort of way from what i remember.

lol Jack fan

A Wizard of Goatse
Dec 14, 2014

ArbitraryC posted:

Yeah that was it's name, it's been a long long time.

I'm not gonna doxx people, it's not like they're posting about furry stuff here.

lol gently caress you, names

A Wizard of Goatse
Dec 14, 2014

dude I don't wanna hear what kinda girls a huge oily poo poo wants to bang

A Wizard of Goatse
Dec 14, 2014


lol

A Wizard of Goatse
Dec 14, 2014

Falun Bong Refugee posted:

No mom, I don't identify as a furry, I just like their pornograpgy. What's so hard for you to understand?

I feel sad for all those other furries who beat their dicks to the same stuff I do, they're probably huge losers

A Wizard of Goatse
Dec 14, 2014

tbf that's exactly the kind of situation I immediately assume of goons who have a whole lot of unfunny opinions about furries or basement dwellers or fat people or crazy tumblr people with imaginary friends so yeah thx for being upfront and at least vaguely introspective about it guy

A Wizard of Goatse
Dec 14, 2014

that guy makes the people hitting on Chester Cheetah look well-adjusted so idk why you're trying to turn this into a debate and discussion thing with him

A Wizard of Goatse
Dec 14, 2014

where'd arbitraryc skitter off to I want to hear more stories of his dawning pubescent realization that the furry rape goreporn he loves may in fact be sexual

A Wizard of Goatse
Dec 14, 2014


nah it's the biology term

a clowder of cats, a murder of crows, a fester of furries

A Wizard of Goatse
Dec 14, 2014

CrashCat posted:

They always seem to suffer from jealousy of actual minorities with real problems, which is embarassing since people with real problems don't usually have a whole lot of resources to go screwing around in mascot suits or whatever

if you've never seen a couple hobos blowing each other under a bridge in improvised full-body suits of old carpeting IDK what kind of sheltered life you lead

A Wizard of Goatse
Dec 14, 2014

Snatch Duster posted:

This is a whore, not cosplay

can't live up to this goon's standards, sorry ladies

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A Wizard of Goatse
Dec 14, 2014

corn in the bible posted:



some poor bastard has to answer these tweets. i feel bad for him

let's be real here this is, at worst, maybe the tenth most demeaning part of being a corporate social media guy

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