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and now she wants a lifetime supply https://ca.news.yahoo.com/woman-gets-waferless-kitkat-demands-083724210.html quote:A woman is demanding a lifetime supply of KitKats after she bought a packet of the chocolatey treats without any wafer. I hope Nestle trolls the poo poo out of this dummy but more likely they will cave and give her what she wants, in which case I hope they either deliver a lifetime's supply of KitKats all at once to her apartment, or that she eats herself into diabetes and sues Nestle a second time also  Yahoo News what is this 2007I was gonna make a joke about 2 pounds being a lot for a KitKat but last time I was in England the Pound was like $2.10, guess holding out on the Euro conversion isn't going too well v  v
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I think the real plot twist is that this story of "fat lady tries to publicly shame major corporation into free chocolate for life" comes to you not from America but from the UK how does that feel, England
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what a dumb whiner. i've got a solid chocolate kit kat before, thats just what happens. consider it a blessing, not a curse
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lol it's funny bcuz she looks like the cross section of a kitkat
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When it doesn't have a wafer it's justa normal chocolate bar, OP. You essentially just alerted us to the headline "woman eats normal chocolate bar."
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if she sent them a polite letter just saying this she would have got minimum a free case of chocolate bars from some PR person:quote:just to let you know, i recieved one of your KiKat Brand chocolate bars in store X in area Y, it has the batch number XXXXXX on the pack. It did not contain any of the normal wafer KitKat is know for. I like chocolate, but if i wanted a pure chocolate bar i wouldhave bought something from your competetors PR people eat that up and have a big bidget for freebies. but if you come at them like a whiney baby (who has no legally actionable case) then you will get squat. i bet you could get all kinds of free poo poo out of PR people if you just invented polite stories about random products
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Applewhite posted:When it doesn't have a wafer it's justa normal chocolate bar, OP. ftfy I mean I guess people filing ridiculously stupid lawsuits is nothing new either but IMO this one is particularly ridiculous Rutibex posted:if she sent them a polite letter just saying this she would have got minimum a free case of chocolate bars from some PR person: This is totally true, I wrote a nice sincere letter to Starbucks when I was a kid basically saying "hey this major location had no soap in the bathroom, if I can't wash my hands how can the people making my coffee" and I got a handwritten apology along with like $100 of free drink coupons. If I had a freebie budget I'd probably hoard it all for the 1-in-1,000 person who didn't write some sort of horrifyingly rude and entitled letter too Snow Cone Capone fucked around with this message at 03:39 on Feb 2, 2016 |
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she is muslim
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Rutibex posted:if she sent them a polite letter just saying this she would have got minimum a free case of chocolate bars from some PR person: my mother complained about toilet paper getting smaller once and she got a huge box of free toilet paper in the mail as well as a huge drum of human poo poo to wipe!!
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She look like a star wars character with that overdone burka
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Well then there's hope for a class action suit in Mitch Hedberg's honor against Hershey for imprinting the name and robbing us all of chocolate. You will all receive a check for 17 cents or one waferless Kit Kat.
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How do they get the "m"s on each individual M&M?
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Applewhite posted:How do they get the "m"s on each individual M&M? they use the Skittle S twice really close together
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finally the social justice warrior we need
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This thread is now also about chocolate-coated wafer candies Anyone who hasn't been to Israel (or your local International Foods aisle) is missing out on the true chocolate-coated wafer messiah  
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gotta say, I think I could live several lifetimes and never give a poo poo about this op. what's in it for me?
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Nestle CEO upon reading this complaint letter: "give me a break"
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oh I missed your thread pivot, well done, big wafer chocolate bar fan here
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This is like Ahmed's clock all over again
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Rutibex posted:if she sent them a polite letter just saying this she would have got minimum a free case of chocolate bars from some PR person: Saying how disappointed you are on twitter/Facebook also works. Companies freak about that poo poo.
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social vegan posted:Nestle CEO upon reading this complaint letter: "give me a break"
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social vegan posted:Nestle CEO upon reading this complaint letter: "give me a break"
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Get a Clark bar idiot.
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rabble rabble posted:oh I missed your thread pivot, well done, big wafer chocolate bar fan here It sucks, Japan gets poo poo like "over 200 different flavours since 2000, including ginger ale, soy sauce, creme brulee, green tea, and banana" Meanwhile here in the USA quote:Kit Kat Milk Chocolate is made for the North American market with the controversial ingredient PGPR (polyglycerol polyricinoleate, E476, aka Palsgaard 4150),[37] which is used as a replacement for cocoa butter.[38] The FDA has determined it to be "safe for humans as long as you restrict your intake to 7.5 milligrams per kilogram of body weight. Otherwise you'd be open to reversible liver enlargement at higher intakes. BigBoss posted:Saying how disappointed you are on twitter/Facebook also works. Companies freak about that poo poo. I tried this poo poo with Motorola and they didn't budge The worst part is I'm such a loving impotent consumer I'm totally buying another Motorola phone too VVVVVVVVVVVV It's basically them and Samsung at this point for Android phones that don't suck (HTC has that 1 phone too I guess) Snow Cone Capone fucked around with this message at 03:58 on Feb 2, 2016 |
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drunk asian neighbor posted:It sucks, Japan gets poo poo like "over 200 different flavours since 2000, including ginger ale, soy sauce, creme brulee, green tea, and banana" lol what is this 1998 does motorola even make phones anymore?
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Rutibex posted:if she sent them a polite letter just saying this she would have got minimum a free case of chocolate bars from some PR person Seriously if you want free poo poo from a major food company just send them a letter complaining about random poo poo, they will almost always send you some free coupons.
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stone her to death
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Feb 2, 2016 04:09
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but with kit kats, endless kit kats
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I want to marry the woman
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fast forward one year later This lady is practically drowning in kitkats. She is always having breaks. She can't work. Her boss needs her to work but she's always on a break. She loses her job. She can't see her family for more than 5 minutes at a time and only because they all took up smoking.
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drunk asian neighbor posted:This thread is now also about chocolate-coated wafer candies Death to this candy bar.
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Node posted:Death to this candy bar. delicious candy cares not for your paltry ideas of religion or politics allahu snack bar
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she has a point, but yahoo "news" is like "shes retarded". and of course its a law student.
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Orkin Mang posted:my mother complained about toilet paper getting smaller once and she got a huge box of free toilet paper in the mail as well as a huge drum of human poo poo to wipe!! lmao
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Orkin Mang posted:my mother complained about toilet paper getting smaller once and she got a huge box of free toilet paper in the mail as well as a huge drum of human poo poo to wipe!! I don't see how your mom getting free toilet paper and you being born is related though?
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There used to be a site that sold tons of Japanese flavored Kit Kats that's gone now, I miss that. I never got to try sweet potato and matcha tea :\
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drunk asian neighbor posted:I hope Nestle trolls the poo poo out of this dummy This is a marketing nightmare if they respond the wrong way and nestle knows it  people are also still screaming about nestle being the cause of california's water issues for some reason, so they have to tread carefully to avoid being on double-secret shitlord watch
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Setzer Gabbiani posted:people are also still screaming about nestle being the cause of california's water issues for some reason, so they have to tread carefully to avoid being on double-secret shitlord watch Lol yeah. I remember everyone saying that the Nestle water bottling plant near Sacramento didn't pay for the water and didn't pay property taxes because corporations are evil!!!!, but according to the news like a year ago, they do, in fact, pay for the water. They pay more than other companies for some reason even.
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