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Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Zyla posted:

crack this
* Raw opens with Brock/Heyman promo. Interrupted by Ambrose who essentially tells Brock he's not scared, and he's gonna win the belt at Mania
* Kalisto beats Rusev by countout
* Nikki had successful surgery. COME ON NIKKI
* Usos defeat Axel and Rose (Jey splashes and pins Rose)
*
* Miz TV with Styles ends with Miz getting his rear end kicked.
*

Shima Honnou posted:

"Ow, my arm!" -Daniel Bryan after shooting the gun and breaking his lovely elbow with the recoil.
* :siren: BRIE MODE :siren: rolls up and pins Charlotte
* :siren: BIG SHOW :siren: chokeslams and pins Rowan. Then gets beat up by the Wyatts postmatch. #WhereIsKane
* Titus is the latest to pin Breeze. yeah rip
* Dolph pins Owens via Zig Zag
*

Needs More Ditka posted:

i'm really glad i spent that match caucusposting instead of watching dolph loving ziggler beat kevin owens
* Sasha beats Becky via DQ after Naomi and Tamina attack Sasha. Sasha and Becky fight them off
*
*
* Ambreigns defeat New Day (WackyLine), then Amrbose gets F5'd by Brock

CHAMP ROLL CALL
WWEWHC HHH
US Kalisto
IC Ambrose
Divas Charlotte
Tag New Day

Chris James 2 fucked around with this message at 05:21 on Feb 2, 2016

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Hace
Feb 13, 2012

<<Mobius 1, Engage.>>
done till fastlane tbh

Feels Villeneuve
Oct 7, 2007

Setter is Better.
I ship it.

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
poo poo

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?
I don't understand what happened at the end there.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Rhonne posted:

I don't understand what happened at the end there.

Kevin Dunn Camerawork

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION

Rhonne posted:

I don't understand what happened at the end there.

The guy who attacked Hideo snuck them.

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?
Eh there have been worse episodes of Raw

Charles Gnarwin
Jul 31, 2014

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.
:boom:
he knows...


At first I was pissed about Brie getting the win, but then I realized that it is likely just to give Charlotte a program for Fast Lane so that Sasha can win the title on the biggest stage of all. I am fine with that, even if the match tonight had a remarkably stupid finish.

Also, Team BAE is back!

Feels Villeneuve
Oct 7, 2007

Setter is Better.
I thought the promos in this episode of WWE RAW were unusually good, honestly.

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop
Yeah, that Raw was perfectly fine.

Tweak
Jul 28, 2003

or dont whatever








christ fast lane is 21 days away

an interesting story would be reigns turning on ambrose either through jealousy (ambrose wins, roman can't) or selfishness (i deserve this more) but since those story lines seem ok to good they definitely will not play out.

having 2 friends turn on ambrose would be pretty great & set up the inevitable triple threat, though

OldTennisCourt
Sep 11, 2011

by VideoGames
Fastlane is quickly become the most seemingly worthless PPV of the year at this point.

The_Rob
Feb 1, 2007

Blah blah blah blah!!
No aj styles match tonight?

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

THREE TIME! THREE TIME!

Alain Post posted:

I thought the promos in this episode of WWE RAW were unusually good, honestly.

Clearly you missed Team BAD IMPLODES agrees they are still cool with each other, even though they beat up Sasha like 6 minutes later.

Big Coffin Hunter
Aug 13, 2005

dolph ziggler doing anything but constantly being clowned on is disgusting

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQvXHt9jfiU

Big Coffin Hunter
Aug 13, 2005

The_Rob posted:

No aj styles match tonight?

he beat up the miz

Ostentatious
Sep 29, 2010

include this in the op tia

MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug
that raw was bad b/c i managed to somehow get tiger balm in my mouth during it


well,t hanks 4 listening

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?
When is there a chance for WWE to tell USA/NBC Universal that they want to make Raw 2 hours again. I feel at times that making Raw 3 hours was a ploy by someone in Universal who really loving hates wrestling and wants to see it die from the mainstream while still making some money off it.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


OldTennisCourt posted:

Fastlane is quickly become the most seemingly worthless PPV of the year at this point.

What are you talking about, this is about to be the second year in a row Reigns cleanly pins an indy scrub

Blast Fantasto
Sep 18, 2007

USAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Haha remember when I thought that this was gonna happen?

Blast Fantasto posted:

Guys, guys: Rowan is gonna get his win back over Big Show on RAW


Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?

eljackass
May 19, 2004

Caution is a word that I can't understand
You forgot Fubbi again dammit! Where the gently caress is your ECK at?

mclast
Nov 12, 2008

catchphrase over
Ambrose on the mic with Lesnar was great, and New Day is superhuman. Sasha teaming with Becky didn't make any sense but dropping Tamina and Naomi is good, and drawing huge NXT NXT chants is good, so I'll allow it.

At LEAST a solid half hour of TV.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Ostentatious posted:

include this in the op tia



Done

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?

Blast Fantasto posted:

Haha remember when I thought that this was gonna happen?

No one actually thought that.

Feels Villeneuve
Oct 7, 2007

Setter is Better.

achillesforever6 posted:

When is there a chance for WWE to tell USA/NBC Universal that they want to make Raw 2 hours again. I feel at times that making Raw 3 hours was a ploy by someone in Universal who really loving hates wrestling and wants to see it die from the mainstream while still making some money off it.

WWE would lose a shitload of money if they were cut to 2 hours.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Goldust is a braver man than I, being in a men's room barefoot

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Alain Post posted:

WWE would lose a shitload of money if they were cut to 2 hours.

I'm fine with this tbh

CarlCX
Dec 14, 2003

is there any more perfect encapsulation of the pointlessness of the wyatt family than losing to big show in two minutes then beating him up because WE'RE SENDING A MESSAGE

eljackass
May 19, 2004

Caution is a word that I can't understand

eljackass posted:

You forgot Fubbi again dammit! Where the gently caress is your ECK at?

There ya go! :)

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames
They should just put a pre-show with like 1-2 preliminary matches on for the first half hour, do 2 hours of Raw content, then a half hour post-show. It's basically what any real sport does already.

It's honestly nothing different than they do now, they'd just have to shift all the video packages and replays to the beginning and end of the show and still have the exact same amount of content.

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

THREE TIME! THREE TIME!

mclast posted:

Ambrose on the mic with Lesnar was great, and New Day is superhuman. Sasha teaming with Becky didn't make any sense but dropping Tamina and Naomi is good, and drawing huge NXT NXT chants is good, so I'll allow it.

At LEAST a solid half hour of TV.

Also, the Miz/AJ segment was pretty dope. And the Rusev/Kalisto match and Owens/Ziggler were both pretty decent.

nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

Feel like Sanders could really put his campaign over the top by appearing on Raw

Hace
Feb 13, 2012

<<Mobius 1, Engage.>>
I don't think that raw was insanely bad, but i do know that it was insanely boring and nothing much happened

OldTennisCourt
Sep 11, 2011

by VideoGames
Would it be feasible for them to frontload like an hour of NXT before RAW?

The Landstander
Apr 20, 2004

I stand on land.

nooneofconsequence posted:

Feel like Sanders could really put his campaign over the top by appearing on Raw

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achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?

Alain Post posted:

WWE would lose a shitload of money if they were cut to 2 hours.
Yeah in the short term, but in the long term it might benefit since they clearly can't think of consistently making a good 3 hour show week after week.

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