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So, you're a bearded Millennial asswipe, working tables at a local upper class restaurant. A Big wig, with deep pockets comes in. Do you; A: Snub him and body shame him B: Serve him but judge him in a way that is obvious C: Serve him in the hopes of getting an tip commiserate with the girth and breadth of this man? IF your answer isn't c: I can tell you why you are a poor. Regardless of whether or not I agree with it, I can tell you why C is the answer. It'll make you need a bucket like monsieur 
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D. The slow blade penetrates the shield
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sorry OP, I don't work tables anymore and don't consider those who do fully human
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:sorry OP, I don't work tables anymore and don't consider those who do fully human Transcendence
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I'm gay
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:sorry OP, I don't work tables anymore and don't consider those who do fully human Haha! Never have. Never will. 
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im gaye posted:I'm gay i know marvin. we all know. we heard it through a plant of some sort kudzu most likely
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ask melissa about it
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im gaye posted:I'm gay 100,000 to swallow my seed for a month, straight.
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i worked as a valet at a 5 star establishment when i was 18 and would take their luxury sedans down country roads atbhigh speeds and spend the tip money on booze. it was great because i was making a poo poo ton of money right out high school just because the town was so small that there was a only a tiny pool of semi handsome employable youths who could drive stick and i made lots of money. thats for reading my story you stupid rear end assjerks
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Enfield posted:i worked as a valet at a 5 star establishment when i was 18 and would take their luxury sedans down country roads atbhigh speeds and spend the tip money on booze. it was great because i was making a poo poo ton of money right out high school just because the town was so small that there was a only a tiny pool of semi handsome employable youths who could drive stick and i made lots of money. thats for reading my story you stupid rear end assjerks Another reason I like you. You gently caress. 
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VendaGoat posted:Another reason I like you. You gently caress. lets kiss each other
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Enfield posted:lets kiss each other C'mere, you burned up gently caress! 
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Enfield posted:i worked as a valet at a 5 star establishment when i was 18 and would take their luxury sedans down country roads atbhigh speeds and spend the tip money on booze. it was great because i was making a poo poo ton of money right out high school just because the town was so small that there was a only a tiny pool of semi handsome employable youths who could drive stick and i made lots of money. thats for reading my story you stupid rear end assjerks must have been like working in tenpenny tower after the ghouls took over
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ScrotoTurboSperg posted:must have been like working in tenpenny tower after the ghouls took over wat
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VendaGoat posted:C: Serve him in the hopes of getting an tip commiserate with the girth and breadth of this man? 
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> give Mr. Creosote an after dinner mint
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Wait isn't Mr Creosote a diamond troll?
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expected thread to talk about the role of ionian imperialist conquest, voting 1.
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Uncle Enzo posted:D. The slow blade penetrates the shield
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Millennials are bearded because they are so poor they cannot afford razor blades
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if you're making this comparison, the food he ingests must be "wealth." shouldn't i be grasping at handfuls of the "trickle down" vomit and shoving them into my own "checking account" (mouth)? i feel like you haven't properly expanded on this metaphor for me, a stupid cocksucker in my early 20s covered in tattoos of all the brands i enjoy.
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capitalists have been tricking people for months -no- years into thinking that they're Mr. Creosote there and that every cent of wealth is gonna be the after dinner mint that will help distribute wealth all over everyone
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i'm an old fashioned sort so i plan to attain wealth and power through marriage, subterfuge, and poisonings, just as God intended
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If I were a waiter I'd be nice as long as the people were nice and if they were mean and tried to take advantage of our relative positions I'd drop the servile facade and not be friendly to them or go out of my way to help them much. Not sure how this relates to capitalism.
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MiracleWhale posted:i'm an old fashioned sort so i plan to attain wealth and power through marriage, subterfuge, and poisonings, just as God intended If it's not broke, why fix it? ninety posted:If I were a waiter I'd be nice as long as the people were nice and if they were mean and tried to take advantage of our relative positions I'd drop the servile facade and not be friendly to them or go out of my way to help them much. Not sure how this relates to capitalism. 
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D crop dust him really well when you pass by
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LOVE LOVE SKELETON posted:if you're making this comparison, the food he ingests must be "wealth." shouldn't i be grasping at handfuls of the "trickle down" vomit and shoving them into my own "checking account" (mouth)? I met a woman in a marketing class who called herself a "brand whore" and had the words Disney and Louis Vuitton in their respective fonts tattooed on her arms
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